What A Spaz Part II
So Zach(Hybrid Theory for those of you who don’t know his name) and I, were going on a date. I had all day to prepare and was, not suprisingly, taking my sweet time about getting ready. With my hair freshly blow dried (which means it looks like a lions mane) and my toes still drying, I was helping myself to a little snack. A nice big slice of chocolate cake which I decided I would eat with my hands. Since I had just got out of the shower, I wasn’t wearing much. Only my polka-dotted booty shorts and matching bra… I have the radio going and I’m jamming out to Britney Spears “Hit me baby, one more time.” I know, sorta old school but it’s still a classic bootyshaking tune. When I look up, horror upon horrors, the UPS man is staring in my patio door at me. And has been for like 3 verses now.. I have to admit, I wasn’t just singing along. I was full out shaking what my momma gave me, breaking it down old school style, bringing sexy back. He was just standing there, eyes bugging out of his head. I pull the plug out of the wall for the radio, since of course my hands are covered in chocolate icing, And he asks if I knew where the Spears residence is. Which I find ridiculously ironic. Turns out the Spears family lives in the apartment above us…
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