TAKE 2.
So here goes another attempt, on the right date… I think LOL.
I know that Dani didn’t want a post, but last year when it was my birthday, I said I didn’t want a post either, and she ended up making one even though she said she wouldn’t. So here we go…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
and because you’re so epic, I invite timmy

have an epic day tbqh.
ps; she wont be on for another 3-4 hrs I guess. So lets get lots of replies before she does. :D
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Sam invited 62 users to read this post 2 years, 7 months ago.
Happy Birthday Dani
If ever she comes Down Under ….Drinks are on me…..
Happy bday! :)
Pink Freud invited 70 users to read this post 2 years, 7 months ago.
dani! happy birthday :D
best wishes!
hehe, i’m thinking about the chat when you tried to make me believe you were turning 18 :P
healberry wrote:
dani! happy birthday :Dbest wishes!
hehe, i’m thinking about the chat when you tried to make me believe you were turning 18 :P
lol.
Happy birthday, Dani!
I got you a cake, but the stupid panda got to it.
http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshn…
Aries wrote:
Original on YouTube.comWishing you all the best, Dani!
Oh, how I wish that had worked … how embarrassing … ugh. Oh well … Happy Birthday anyway, Dani.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANI may there be many many more:)
[youtube:url]Aries wrote:
Aries wrote:
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Oh, how I wish that had worked … how embarrassing … ugh. Oh well … Happy Birthday anyway, Dani.
Happy birthday! =D
Happy Birthday…Miss’s President..happy birthday to you..whoo!
lol..have a great day:)
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (3 hours, 49 minutes after post)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the grooviest mod anywhere!!!!!!!!
Best wishes today and for the whole year, Dani….
Keep rockin’, woman!!!!! :ODD
I wish you a very happy birthday Dani. May you have many great experiences ahead of you.
happy birthday, dani.
Happy Birthday, Dani! I hope this birthday is just as delightful as your very first. :)
May your life always be full of friends and family and may you continue to live without limits.
happy b-day Dani! Enjoy your epic turd…lol
I’m not a joke teller but this one is for you!
Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom and she said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny, and there was no toilet paper so he used his hand.
When he got back to class, his Teacher asked, “What do you have in your hand?”
Little Johnny said, “A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he’ll get scared away.”
He was then sent to the principals office and the Principal asked him, “What do you have in your hand?”
So, Little Johnny said, “A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he’ll get scared away.”
He was sent home and his Mom asked him, “What do you have in your hand?”
Little Johnny said, “A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he’ll get scared away.”
He was then sent to his room and told to stay there till his Dad came home. His dad came home, went upstairs and said to Little Johnny, “What do you have in your hand?”
So again Little Johnny said, “A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he get scared away.”
Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, “Open your hand!”
Little Johnny opened his hand and said, “Look Dad you scared the **** out of him!”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANI! :D
happy birthday dani. the one who hates all. have a good day hope you get what you wish for
☠DaNi.H.You☠ wrote:
happy birthday!
You wished yourself a happy birthday?! lol
Happy Birthday.
Anonymous wrote:
☠DaNi.H.You☠ wrote:
happy birthday!You wished yourself a happy birthday?! lol
Happy Birthday.
Why cant one wish himself/herself?
It’s just funny to do that, much like paging yourself over the intercom without even attempting to change your voice. lol
Anonymous wrote:
It’s just funny to do that, much like paging yourself over the intercom without even attempting to change your voice. lol
She’s Dani,she can do anything.
:)
☠dani.h.you☠ wrote:
happy birthday!
For a second there i thought no one noticed this :p
Happy birthday dani!! i hope your day is a good one!!!
Happy Birthday Dani, hope you get everything your heart desires =)
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (15 hours, 25 minutes after post)
Why am I always late for the party? Anyway, hope it was a happy one Dani. I wish you all the happiness you can handle. Present company excepted, of course.
Dani lets get drunk and fornic…. well better yet Happy BIRTHDAY!!!
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☠DaNi.H.You☠ wrote:
happy birthday!
Indeed, Happy Birthday! Have a good one! :)
peow peow happy birthday peow peow, have a smooch with timmy the turd to celebrate
Hope you’re having a good birthday !
(Keep that cake away from little one or … well, you know about rich foods and little tummies and all that! hee hee)
Enjoy x
Please no birthday turd. That doesnt seem festive.
turds are the most festive bodily excretions i know…and ive partied with a lot
turds :) someone who speaks of turds must really know me
お誕生日おめでとうございます, लंबे और समृद्ध जीवन है, פאַרשפּרייטן גליק אויף דיין ליב געהאט אָנעס
ili wote adui yako kufa kwa maumivu, Ποτέ δεν σταματήσω να χαμογελώ, ושוב יומהולדת שמח
love - grbghp
So is DaNi going to lay a big fat one on Timmy? We need pictures…
grbghp wrote:
お誕生日おめでとうございます, लंबे और समृद्ध जीवन है, פאַרשפּרייטן גליק אויף דיין ליב געהאט אָנעס
ili wote adui yako kufa kwa maumivu, Ποτέ δεν σταματήσω να χαμογελώ, ושוב יומהולדת שמח
love - grbghp
eh?
I ain’t gonna be doing anything i’m sick
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (19 hours, 11 minutes after post)
Happy birthday danni!!! :)
Happy birthday Dani. Thanks for all the wishful and hopeful thinking:) and get well soon ヾ(´ ー`)ノ
Congratulations
。・:*:・゚’★,。・:*:・゚’☆
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Yeah I was sick last week, really sick. Sorry you are down. Get well soon and happy birthday.
Happy birthday, even though it sounds like it’s not going to be the case.
I wish you chicken soup
may you get what you desire…….happy birthday…..
I hope you feel better soon. There is no rule against postponing a celebration until the weekend. Celebrate your birthday just a little late. Happy Saturday Birthday.
Have a great day, and do something you never thought you would. That’ll make it memorable!
i did this on the facebook………… happy bday…bendover i have something to give uuuu dani :D
Have a wonderfully happy birthday!!
☠DaNi.H.You☠ wrote:
happy birthday!
☠DaNi.H.You☠ wrote:
Happy belated Birthday
lol. That’s twice.
Dani what are you sick with? Happy b-day btw. Hope this doesn’t mean the tata’s are gonna start drooping ;)
Happy Birthday Dani.
Sans wrote:
Dani what are you sick with? Happy b-day btw. Hope this doesn’t mean the tata’s are gonna start drooping ;)
just flem coming out but i’m cured now
happy b-day..!! :D cheese
Awwww happy bfday dani!!!!!!!!!! have a brilliant one!!!
Xd
Xd
Omg happy birthday!!!!!!!!
`Kyle wrote:
OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
it’s not gods birthday, its danis.
i know, i confuse them all the time too…
grbghp wrote:
`Kyle wrote:
OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!it’s not gods birthday, its danis.
i know, i confuse them all the time too…
uh, i am God
☠DaNi.H.You☠ wrote:
grbghp wrote:
`Kyle wrote:
OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!it’s not gods birthday, its danis.
i know, i confuse them all the time too…uh, i am God
ahem, ahem.
sorry the message is kinda late but happy birthday haah
Happy birthday 2 days ago.
Happy Late Birthday Dani!!
Wish you many more happy returns of your day Dani. A lot of people would want to be hated by you (just kidding). Have a great year ahead till your next birthday.
☠DaNi.H.You☠ wrote:
grbghp wrote:
お誕生日おめでとうございます, लंबे और समृद्ध जीवन है, פאַרשפּרייטן גליק אויף דיין ליב געהאט אָנעס
ili wote adui yako kufa kwa maumivu, Ποτέ δεν σταματήσω να χαμογελώ, ושוב יומהולדת שמח
love - grbghpeh?
I can translate this for you!
“लंबे और समृद्ध जीवन है”
Wishing you “Long and healthy life”
Daft Puck wrote:
☠DaNi.H.You☠ wrote:
happy birthday!Jack… wrote:
Happy belated Birthdaylol. That’s twice.
the last one,…she actually did it for me!, lol
Dani Hit me!Happy birthday to you.
Happy Birthday! (I’m late aren’t I?) D:
Jack….. wrote:
☠DaNi.H.You☠ wrote:
grbghp wrote:
お誕生日おめでとうございます, लंबे और समृद्ध जीवन है, פאַרשפּרייטן גליק אויף דיין ליב געהאט אָנעס
ili wote adui yako kufa kwa maumivu, Ποτέ δεν σταματήσω να χαμογελώ, ושוב יומהולדת שמח
love - grbghpeh?
I can translate this for you!
“लंबे और समृद्ध जीवन है”
Wishing you “Long and healthy life”Daft Puck wrote:
☠DaNi.H.You☠ wrote:
happy birthday!Jack… wrote:
Happy belated Birthdaylol. That’s twice.
the last one,…she actually did it for me!, lol
Dani Hit me!Happy birthday to you.
dani…….congratulations for having 100 greetings
about the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Birthdays are good for you, statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Happy belated birthday dani
late HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Im gonna hug ya. Get ready. Grin and bear it. Here goes… ***biiiiiiiiiiiig huggles***
you deserve a big day, celebrate it, enjoy it, embrace it… it’s a celebration of YOU! Hope you had a good one. Stay safe always, live and be happy forever…
BuckingFastard (JN) wrote:
about the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Birthdays are good for you, statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.Happy belated birthday dani
Oh, I like this! It’s just down my alley (groan humour). Am going to use this, thanks!!
Oh, and if I next post about losing my friends, you’ll know why! Lol!
☠DaNi.H.You☠ wrote:
Sans wrote:
Dani what are you sick with? Happy b-day btw. Hope this doesn’t mean the tata’s are gonna start drooping ;)just flem coming out but i’m cured now
Please tell me the flem wasn’t coming out of those bodacious tatas.
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