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No quick or certain ways. Plenty of ways to botch it and end up drooling on your pillow in your hospital bed for the next 60 years.

Now, what’s bugging you?

Instead of ending your life, How about using it. Use your life for something good.

We’re not here to help you end your life, but if you want someone to talk to about what’s been going on, we’re here to help!

Why would you want to do something like that?
Whats wrong?

Yep . . . Mother Nature will take care of the dying part.

It’s your job to take care of the living part.

Make your life count for something, and you will not fear death . . . or seek it!

That’s the key!

Please don’t do this, my best friend committed suicide last year. She’d never said anything to anyone about how she was feeling, I still can’t stand knowing that she was feeling so depressed while I was doing nothing. If you really feel like this, please talk to someone, a friend, a suicide helpline, even just vent to us here.

Life is such a precious thing to have, I’d give anything to go back and be able to spend more time with her, please just think about those around you, I’m sure there are people that love you and would miss you so much. I know I would have gone to the ends of the earth to her my best friend if she’d just told me how she was feeling.

How are you feeling now?