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I’ll still love you…no matter what your name is. =)

You are not gonna fool us. We know where you live!! lol!!!

*we know she’s around here somewhere.look behind the chat camera. nope. what the? hmmmmm.**scratching head vigorously**

hey thanks that doe help I thought we had a new memeber

Hey JoJo…formerly know as Kingd0mcome
Whay the change dear?

cool and cheers

ok no prob.

The artist formerly known as kingdomCom now JoJo…

Wow, nothing like a new name when turning over a new leaf in life.

I can’t wait to hear the rest of the story! I know its gotta be good!

I’m so excited for you JoJo!!!

I think we’re all going to ignore you now that we don’t recognize you. Wait, why am I talking to the air?

oh no i’m so confused

Yep, so did I.

oh dear god no how can this be happening

my world is turned upside down

Mine’s practicing a cartwheel routine; just try to roll with it.

Oi, I’ll try to remember that you’re now “JoJo”. Wish me luck; I have a hard enough time remembering people’s names, even when they aren’t changing. Maybe if you kept the same avatar until people put a new name to your personality. It’s easier when a person’s face stays the same when you’re trying to put a new name to it. What do you think?

Okay, thanks.

Queeny changes her name, you change yours……..What gives?

Whats in a name really?

I think your just being sneaky! ;-)

Its because they are secretly hit people and have to change there names every now n then so they dont get caught

Damn, he’s caught on to us! Toss me my backup chainsaw, will you, Jojo?

Hold still, redstar, and it won’t hurt as much.

oh if you was any good you wouldnt need a chainsaw. you would use poison. more efficent n less messy

Yeah, but poison’s sneaky. I prefer to see the terror on your face.

Besides, I don’t wanna infringe on Jojo’s territory.

That’s why our partnership is so effective!

oh right. i prefer the arsnik paint on the wal slowly kills them. lol

Yeah, but that only works on short French military dictators. Not many of those around any more.

it works on anyone. lol. or when they are out fill the house if oddourless gass. they come in turn the light switch on a nd all thats left are the melted soles of there shoes. lol. nah im jokin i read that in a book. lol

That requires preparation, though. I prefer just cruisin’ around on my Harley and swinging my battery-powered chainsaw at random.

Yeah, but we outnumber him, and I have a Malaysian battle spatula! An overwhelming preemptive strike is the only way to deal with rivals!

kadoo it just sounds like your a homosidal maniac. lol. im smarter than the average bear so you might already have arsnick painted all around your house. haha

I (cough) don’t know what (choke) you’re talking about (thud of body hitting floor).

job done. one nill rob!!

im jokin im not a hit man (eyes role suspiciously), i just like to travel a lot and get money given to me for being me. lol.

I’m a hit man! Students gotta have a job to pay the bills…

thats why you sell a kidney. you have two for a reason. lol

No, that only pays for a week or two of tuition these days…

yeah i spose. erm well keep up the good work i guess. lol

Redstar sounds a bit uncomfortable…I have a taboo about killing people I’ve met socially, don’t worry. ;)

im not uncomfortable with it. lol. do you not just go for the ones that pay out the most? thats what i used to do. n sometimes the cheaper ones depending on who they are n what they did.

Those are cool superpowers. All they gave me was reading the emotions of giant sequoias.

I doubt it…giant sequoias have pretty slow emotion changes, probably because their life cycles are so much slower than ours. They’re enthusiastic when they come out of the seed, and then they’re bored while they’re growing, and then they’re REALLY horny while they’re growing their seeds for like 8 months, and then the post coital depression lasts the other four months.

Good, I look awful in red.

Oh, that’s not so bad then. But now I’m all crushed…you horrible person!

What happened to doing what you can with the gifts you are given?

It wasn’t you, I really had to go.

Uh, let’s go with purple, with some yellow polka dots. Just to scare any homophobic supervillains I may encounter.

Thanks.

This just sounds too like too much fun! Im gonna change my name as well. From now on I will say…….”My name….is….Inigo Montoya……

You killed my father! Prepare to die!

Does anyone on this site have six fingers on thier left hand?

Yeah, like they’re gonna admit that with you around.

Isaac! Isaac! I Need You Isaac!

Im gonna start a post asking about “twue wuv”

I love that movie! It helped me land my wife! Before I ever told her how much I loved her, I would state…”As You Wish.” She used to think it was ‘cute’

Arent those the three words most women want to hear anyway? ;-)

I’d say they tie with “Whatever you say, dear.”

However….now that Im married….many of those “as you wish’s” have somehow become “Yes dear’s” ;-) Funny how we advance and “grow” as people!

LMAO! There are still “as you wish’s!” Whats funny to me is marriage is an institution. Its a good thing, when done right!
So when someone is having major issues, why do we say “That person was institutionalized?” Did we marry them off? How does that work?
Theres something wrong with this system if you ask me! ;-)

The problem with the system is that it EXISTS, and is therefore imperfect.

Violence is inherent in the system! Im being repressed!

If I went around saying I was king just because - Oh my GOD, he didn’t! He really…and then…omigod. I’m so sorry. I’ll pay for it all, I promise, I’m so so sorry, he’s young, he doesn’t know what he’s doing, I’ll make sure it never happens again, just don’t cut off my funding!
Anyway, yeah, if I went around saying I was king just because some watery tart threw a sword at me, they’d put me away!

wait… since when were you Dr. Kadoo? lol

Its merely a flesh wound!

I’ll bite you’re legs off! (Or something of that sort…he’ll bite something off!)

Ouch, zox, remind me to wear a cup if I ever meet you. ;)

?? I was..meaning the line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail…I guess it didn’t sound right! lol!!

I meant the “bite something off” part.

“there are those who call me… tim” little known fact: in the original script “tim the sorcerror” actually had a very long and complicated name, but on the day of the shoot the actor playing him was drunk and forgot it, the name Tim was just him adlibbing, after further reviewing they decided that it was funnier that way and left it in the final cut.

Another little known fact: The line was originally “Frankly, my dear, I couldn’t care less.” But Clark Gable had Tourette’s.

“Are you saying coconuts migrate?”

Okay, I think we’re done.

What band?

It’s a song…

“But I like the cookie!”

Said Hammi, with huge shining eyes and one paw reaching out sadly.

My cookie! All mine! Mwahahahahahahaha!

Sigh. Sniff, sniff. “But Animal and I like the cookie!”

I’ll get us the cookie! Just get me a red bull!

Well, I suppose I could share the cookie…
*hands out cookies*

Are you SURE these cookies are sanitary? Looks questionable(? Is that the word?) to me!

I’ll give the cookie the 30 second rule!

Add a letter there, I’ll give the cookieS the 30 second rule! Now we have more! Hey-were are mine? **looks around the room, behind the screen, in the kitchen** Were are you, cookies? They…they VANISHED!! Into the depths of…somewhere!

You’ve got 30 seconds to find them……GO!

Ahhh!! **Runs out of the room, into the kitchen, the garage, the bathroom** (Stealing CandPs’ line,) What the? Where….? **Runs to the grocery** FOUND THEM!!! ‘Course, took me $2.50, and an extra ha;f second…

You must have drank my red bull! ;-)

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I sure did! Yours is missing, right? Mwa-ha-ha!! I drank it! **Ducks**

wow………u guys r so wierd……….

lol!! I hope this is a good thing? Sometimes silly is needed, we all get stressed, worried, sick, depressed or something of the sort. Silly helps that with no end! (For me at least)

Thanks, Queen!! You too!

Ooo, I’m watching a good movie now! The Princess Bride! Sorry, just had to announce that…hehe :D

I’m at the….Rodents of Unusual Size! Hehehehehehe
“Rodents of Unusuall size? I don’t think they exist.” As one jumps on him…

It scared me, but just that one line I like a lot. Now I’m on…The Pit of Despair. Never liked this part…

lol, that is just a phrase my mum uses. But I agree, that would hurt…hmm.

**Grabs potato peeler** now what?

Only if you take away the Red Bull….I only drank it so Animal couldn’t! lol Mwa-ha-ha

And some medicine? I have a cold/flu/sickness and all I manage to do is complain! Mmmm, cookie

Mmmm…chocolate cookies! Chocolate always helps. Blah-I’m going to go read and go to bed before 6pm, but I think if I go now, I’ll get to sleep. Night, Queen!

don’t you remember………….that post that said,”Do you remember me

Do you remember what I used to be

You were my best friend

I loved you to the end

Slowly though sorrow began to take control

And hopelessness invaded my sould

You tried to save me

But I just couldn’t see

Finally you couldn’t take anymore

And you walked through the gates at heavens door”?