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TO FRIENDS
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?I promise to never make you cry?
?I promise to always trust you?
?I promise not to lie?
?I promise you forever?
?I promise you tonight?
?I promise you my respect?
?I promise to do things right?
?I promise to always be there?
?I promise until the end?
?I promise to be your best friend?
?I promise this forever?
?I promise our friendship is my life?
?your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , ?
?your the STAR to my BURST, ?
?your the M to my M, ?
?your the POP to my TART, ?
?your the MILKY to my WAY, ?
?your the FRUIT to my LOOP, ?
?your the MILK to my DUDS, ?
?your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, ?
?your the ICE to my CREAM, ?
but mostly….
?your the BEST to my FRIEND?

TO FRIENDS
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. =)
?I promise to never make you cry?
?I promise to always trust you?
?I promise not to lie?
?I promise you forever?
?I promise you tonight?
?I promise you my respect?
?I promise to do things right?
?I promise to always be there?
?I promise until the end?
?I promise to be your best friend?
?I promise this forever?
?I promise our friendship is my life?
?your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , ?
?your the STAR to my BURST, ?
?your the M to my M, ?
?your the POP to my TART, ?
?your the MILKY to my WAY, ?
?your the FRUIT to my LOOP, ?
?your the MILK to my DUDS, ?
?your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, ?
?your the ICE to my CREAM, ?
but mostly….
?your the BEST to my FRIEND?

TO FRIENDS


?I promise to never make you cry?
?I promise to always trust you?
?I promise not to lie?
?I promise you forever?
?I promise you tonight?
?I promise you my respect?
?I promise to do things right?
?I promise to always be there?
?I promise until the end?
?I promise to be your best friend?
?I promise this forever?
?I promise our friendship is my life?
?your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , ?
?your the STAR to my BURST, ?
?your the M to my M, ?
?your the POP to my TART, ?
?your the MILKY to my WAY, ?
?your the FRUIT to my LOOP, ?
?your the MILK to my DUDS, ?
?your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, ?
?your the ICE to my CREAM, ?
but mostly….
?your the BEST to my FRIEND?

TO FRIENDS



None of that Sissy Crap. Are you tired of those
sissy “friendship” poems
that always sound good, but never actually come
close to reality? Well, here is
a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship. You will see no
cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the
stone cold truth of our
great friendship.
1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk
and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you finally got
laid.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about
it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible
stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little
words.
7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end.
“Why?” you may ask; “because
you are my friend”.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can
see it, but only you can
feel the true warmth.