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17 maybe?

You look like you just awoken.

Oh, I misread the post. My mistake. I’d say about 16-17.

You look like 17 years old.

Lol.

I don’t see a picture.. just a big x

crystal2blindnes wrote:
I don’t see a picture.. just a big x

Is it possible that your inability to see the picture is connected to the word “blindness” in your name? ^_^

I had better stop before my joking gets out of control. I’m normally more serious. My apologies.

15-17?

Eighteenish

15 - 17.

How old are you?

I’ll say 16-19 my guess is 17, but how old are you??

my first impression was 19..not sure why though..

ur either a lot older than u look or a lot younger than u look to want to ask that so im gonna say 15 or 22 lol

I’d say 15-18, but it’s hard to tell since your giant ENORMOUS HAIR takes up more room than your face does in the picture.

Blest wrote:
I’d say 15-18, but it’s hard to tell since your giant ENORMOUS HAIR takes up more room than your face does in the picture.

Hahaha, sorry but this made me laugh out loud

A-Cortex wrote:

Blest wrote:
I’d say 15-18, but it’s hard to tell since your giant ENORMOUS HAIR takes up more room than your face does in the picture.

Hahaha, sorry but this made me laugh out loud

me too!! :D

The hair makes you look younger. I’d say 16.

14 going on 15? Why do you ask? Are you thinking of going to a bar tonight and wondered if you looked old enough?

Seriously how old are you it is really bugging me??

You look 18 but seriously when are you going to tell us ?? =]

im.a.banana. wrote:
Seriously how old are you it is really bugging me??

Why does it bug you? Wouldn’t you be more bugged by a riddle whose answer eludes you?

windmills wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
Seriously how old are you it is really bugging me??

Why does it bug you? Wouldn’t you be more bugged by a riddle whose answer eludes you?

but whats the point in asking if your not gonna tell lol

windmills wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
Seriously how old are you it is really bugging me??

Why does it bug you? Wouldn’t you be more bugged by a riddle whose answer eludes you?

Speaking of which…

“What hides from danger, but travels all the world?”

girly :) wrote:

windmills wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
Seriously how old are you it is really bugging me??

Why does it bug you? Wouldn’t you be more bugged by a riddle whose answer eludes you?

but whats the point in asking if your not gonna tell lol

Maybe he simply wanted the opinions of others on how old he looks. Well, he’s offline now, so who knows when or if he’s going to reveal his age.

16

Blest wrote:
“What hides from danger, but travels all the world?”

A vagrant?

hahahahaha, I have no clue and it only bugs me because I’m curious how old he is.

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

windmills wrote:

Blest wrote:
“What hides from danger, but travels all the world?”

A vagrant?

I don’t know. It’s a riddle that’s been bugging me forever. The other variation of it is “What clings to a wall, but travels all the world?”

Blest wrote:

windmills wrote:

Blest wrote:
“What hides from danger, but travels all the world?”

A vagrant?

I don’t know. It’s a riddle that’s been bugging me forever. The other variation of it is “What clings to a wall, but travels all the world?”

living or thing?

im.a.banana. wrote:

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

girly :) wrote:
I don’t know. It’s a riddle that’s been bugging me forever. The other variation of it is “What clings to a wall, but travels all the world?”

living or thing?[/quote]

Not sure. I don’t know the answer to the riddle. Google doesn’t know either.

Kitten_Ciao wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

The letter ‘N’

brovo :) lol

girly :) wrote:

Kitten_Ciao wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

The letter ‘N’

brovo :) lol

Yea bravo hahahaha. I was one year off.

The Irish lad wrote:
what goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up? (i feel left out lol)

maybe Smoke :D

The Irish lad wrote:
what goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up? (i feel left out lol)

Smoke.

The Irish lad wrote:
an umbrella :)

hahahhahahaha nice :)

Kitten_Ciao wrote:

The Irish lad wrote:
what goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up? (i feel left out lol)

Smoke.

The Irish lad wrote:
an umbrella :)

A smoking umbrella? :D))

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

umm…17?

The Irish lad wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

no idea

A river :)

i feel retarded idk any of these lol

The Irish lad wrote:
hahahah brilliant…

The beginning of eternity,
the end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
and the end of every place…

The Irish lad wrote:
hahahah brilliant…

The beginning of eternity,
the end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
and the end of every place…

The letter E

ok i want to ask something lol my daughter asked me this the otherday… what do u call someone elses cheese?….. lol im a nurd

I drift forever with the current
down these long canals they’ve made
Tame, yet wild, I run elusive
Multitasking to your aid.
Before I came, the world was darker
Colder, sometimes, rougher, true
But though I might make living easy,
I’m good at killing people too.

a river?

im.a.banana. wrote:
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

domestic wrote:
a river?

im.a.banana. wrote:
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

Yep :)

The Irish lad wrote:
hahahah brilliant…

The beginning of eternity,
the end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
and the end of every place…

The letter “e”?

im.a.banana. wrote:
I drift forever with the current
down these long canals they’ve made
Tame, yet wild, I run elusive
Multitasking to your aid.
Before I came, the world was darker
Colder, sometimes, rougher, true
But though I might make living easy,
I’m good at killing people too.

hahahaha electricity

Everybody likes a good riddle. ;) It would probably make a ‘most popular’ post.

It’s actually pretty funny, this post started out as how old do I look and turned into riddles. :)

The Irish lad wrote:

girly :) wrote:
ok i want to ask something lol my daughter asked me this the otherday… what do u call someone elses cheese?….. lol im a nurd

lads! we needa give girly a chance lol. You’s are sorta ignoring her lol.

i have no idea girly

Oh I’m sorry, not your cheese lol :)

The Irish lad wrote:

girly :) wrote:
ok i want to ask something lol my daughter asked me this the otherday… what do u call someone elses cheese?….. lol im a nurd

lads! we needa give girly a chance lol. You’s are sorta ignoring her lol.

i have no idea girly

lol haha this is got to be the most corny joke ……… NOT YO cheese lol im a dork hehe

girly :) wrote:

The Irish lad wrote:

girly :) wrote:
ok i want to ask something lol my daughter asked me this the otherday… what do u call someone elses cheese?….. lol im a nurd

lads! we needa give girly a chance lol. You’s are sorta ignoring her lol.

i have no idea girly

lol haha this is got to be the most corny joke ……… NOT YO cheese lol im a dork hehe

hahahahahaha I love that its pretty funny!! :)

girly :) wrote:

The Irish lad wrote:

girly :) wrote:
ok i want to ask something lol my daughter asked me this the otherday… what do u call someone elses cheese?….. lol im a nurd

lads! we needa give girly a chance lol. You’s are sorta ignoring her lol.

i have no idea girly

lol haha this is got to be the most corny joke ……… NOT YO cheese lol im a dork hehe

LOL
I love kid jokes

whats under there? :)

At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?

girly :) wrote:
whats under there? :)

hahahaahaha Under were hahahaha I just said underwear :)

The Irish lad wrote:
Many times I’ve been lost. Friends with me on my daily routine, I set toward a thousand houses and return with several hundred gifts. What could I be?

Okay that one I have no idea. :) what is it??

The Irish lad wrote:
wait two seconds. i wanna see if anyone can :P

hahahaha Okay I can wait

im.a.banana. wrote:

The Irish lad wrote:
Many times I’ve been lost. Friends with me on my daily routine, I set toward a thousand houses and return with several hundred gifts. What could I be?

Okay that one I have no idea. :) what is it??

tornado

The Irish lad wrote:

girly :) wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:

The Irish lad wrote:
Many times I’ve been lost. Friends with me on my daily routine, I set toward a thousand houses and return with several hundred gifts. What could I be?

Okay that one I have no idea. :) what is it??

tornado

thats a good guess. but no lol. Its a ship :D

Oh I get it :)

girly :) wrote:
whats under there? :)

Under were hahahahaha my sister does that to me all the time :)

im.a.banana. wrote:

girly :) wrote:
whats under there? :)

Under were hahahahaha my sister does that to me all the time :)

LOLOLOLOL you said underwear lol hehe ;) classic

I think this post has officially made my day :)

The Irish lad wrote:
I am not a person or a place.
I am neither dead nor living.
Millions have fallen by my simple touch.
What am I?

the flu lol

The Irish lad wrote:
I am not a person or a place.
I am neither dead nor living.
Millions have fallen by my simple touch.
What am I?

Is it gold??

girly :) wrote:

The Irish lad wrote:
I am not a person or a place.
I am neither dead nor living.
Millions have fallen by my simple touch.
What am I?

the flu lol

hahahahaha nice :)

Oh I see :)

you said neither dead or alive wouldnt death be dead lol No far trick question lol …… coming from the one doing kid jokes lol

No not bad, not bad at all. :)

I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

im.a.banana. wrote:
No not bad, not bad at all. :)

I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

hahahahaha the future oooooh :)

im.a.banana. wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
No not bad, not bad at all. :)

I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

hahahahaha the future oooooh :)

i like this

IF two goldfish were in the river with the river flowing south and one drowned where would the body float to?

im.a.banana. wrote:
IF two goldfish were in the river with the river flowing south and one drowned where would the body float to?

fish dont drown!

girly :) wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
No not bad, not bad at all. :)

I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breath on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

hahahahaha the future oooooh :)

i like this

Hahahahahaha not bad for someone who isn’t 16 yet, sorry I had to :)

girly :) wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
IF two goldfish were in the river with the river flowing south and one drowned where would the body float to?

fish dont drown!

Your right fish can’t drowned :)

im.a.banana. wrote:

girly :) wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
IF two goldfish were in the river with the river flowing south and one drowned where would the body float to?

fish dont drown!

Your right fish can’t drowned :)

BOOOYAAAAAHHHHHH a 23 years old figured this one out lol

The Irish lad wrote:
haha very good!

one last one and then i shall leave you.

A man is standing in a room. In this room there is a door which leads to heaven, and a door which leads to hell and the man doesnt know which door is which. There is also two angles in the room. One angle always tells the truth, and the other always lies. He doesnt know which is the truthful and which is the lying angle, but he knows one lies and one tells the truth. This man must get to heaven, and the only way he can get to heaven is by asking ONE question to either angle. He can only talk to ONE angle and ask that ONE angle the question which will get him to heaven. Again, he doesnt know which door is which and he doesnt know which angle is which. He can only ask ONE question and if he gets it wrong he goes to hell.
What is the question he must ask?

oooooh thats a hard one I have no clue. And do you mean Angel?? Or do you mean an Angle like a 90 degree Angle??

The Irish lad wrote:
haha very good!

one last one and then i shall leave you.

A man is standing in a room. In this room there is a door which leads to heaven, and a door which leads to hell and the man doesnt know which door is which. There is also two angles in the room. One angle always tells the truth, and the other always lies. He doesnt know which is the truthful and which is the lying angle, but he knows one lies and one tells the truth. This man must get to heaven, and the only way he can get to heaven is by asking ONE question to either angle. He can only talk to ONE angle and ask that ONE angle the question which will get him to heaven. Again, he doesnt know which door is which and he doesnt know which angle is which. He can only ask ONE question and if he gets it wrong he goes to hell.
What is the question he must ask?

which one of u lie

girly :) wrote:

The Irish lad wrote:
haha very good!

one last one and then i shall leave you.

A man is standing in a room. In this room there is a door which leads to heaven, and a door which leads to hell and the man doesnt know which door is which. There is also two angles in the room. One angle always tells the truth, and the other always lies. He doesnt know which is the truthful and which is the lying angle, but he knows one lies and one tells the truth. This man must get to heaven, and the only way he can get to heaven is by asking ONE question to either angle. He can only talk to ONE angle and ask that ONE angle the question which will get him to heaven. Again, he doesnt know which door is which and he doesnt know which angle is which. He can only ask ONE question and if he gets it wrong he goes to hell.
What is the question he must ask?

which one of u lie

neither one would raise there hand because the one that tell the truth wouldn’t and the one that lies wouldn’t raise his hand either.

The Irish lad wrote:
Aw **** sorry, yes i mean angel lol.

hahahahaah I figured but I was just making sure

15?

The Irish lad wrote:
smart banana. so whats the question he must ask? if he asks which one lies to the lier, then he shall say the truthful. but again, that wouldnt get him to heaven

hahaha yep I have smarticles, sometimes, and that is really hard. Hmmm…

14?

I think I got it, he would ask one of the angels which door the other angel would pick?? Thats my best guess, but that wouldn’t help very much.

The Irish lad wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
I think I got it, he would ask one of the angels which door the other angel would pick?? Thats my best guess, but that wouldn’t help very much.

very close.

Wow that is a really hard riddle, I’m not sure.

The Irish lad wrote:
he asks one angel, “what door would the other angel tell me to go through?” Once that angel he asked tells him, he goes through the other door :)

Oh I see, that makes sense :). hahahahaha that was an amazing riddle, and it was really hard to figure out, and I didn’t figure it out until you told me, so yea its pretty amazing.

The Irish lad wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:

The Irish lad wrote:
he asks one angel, “what door would the other angel tell me to go through?” Once that angel he asked tells him, he goes through the other door :)

Oh I see, that makes sense :). hahahahaha that was an amazing riddle, and it was really hard to figure out, and I didn’t figure it out until you told me, so yea its pretty amazing.

thanks :)

guess i woulda gone to hell :( lol

girly :) wrote:

The Irish lad wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:

The Irish lad wrote:
he asks one angel, “what door would the other angel tell me to go through?” Once that angel he asked tells him, he goes through the other door :)

Oh I see, that makes sense :). hahahahaha that was an amazing riddle, and it was really hard to figure out, and I didn’t figure it out until you told me, so yea its pretty amazing.

thanks :)

guess i woulda gone to hell :( lol

awwwww not necessarily

r u mr or miss bananas lol

Miss hahahahahaha I’m a girl, but my friends call me banana so thought it might as well be my name.

im.a.banana. wrote:
Miss hahahahahaha I’m a girl, but my friends call me banana so thought it might as well be my name.

Nice to meet u lol ,,,, well mr 16 you had urself a convo with 2 foxy ladies…. not bad for a 16 year old lol

girly :) wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
Miss hahahahahaha I’m a girl, but my friends call me banana so thought it might as well be my name.

Nice to meet u lol ,,,, well mr 16 you had urself a convo with 2 foxy ladies…. not bad for a 16 year old lol

hahahahahaha ya :)

The Irish lad wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:

The Irish lad wrote:
he asks one angel, “what door would the other angel tell me to go through?” Once that angel he asked tells him, he goes through the other door :)

Oh I see, that makes sense :). hahahahaha that was an amazing riddle, and it was really hard to figure out, and I didn’t figure it out until you told me, so yea its pretty amazing.

thanks :)

Your Welcome

The Irish lad wrote:
I try

girly :) wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
Miss hahahahahaha I’m a girl, but my friends call me banana so thought it might as well be my name.

Nice to meet u lol ,,,, well mr 16 you had urself a convo with 2 foxy ladies…. not bad for a 16 year old lol

hahahahahahahaha nice :)

The Irish lad wrote:
haha here is a slightly more immature riddle :P

what has a bottom at the top?

Legs maybe??

hahahaha I knew it :)

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

hahahahaha

The Irish lad wrote:
Over a 5th of the replies i have to my posts have come from this…..wow

hahahaha wow is right :)

The Irish lad wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

hahahahaha

what?! LOL

hahahaha its a watermelon of course lol :)

Woah this post got massive since I left this morning!

The Irish lad wrote:
Your logic amazes me.

hahahaha thanks, I think your the first person to ever say that to me. :)

crystal2blindnes wrote:
Woah this post got massive since I left this morning!

Indeed it has, gotten a lot bigger.

Okay I got another one.

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I??

The Irish lad wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
Okay I got another one.

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I??

dont know

Footsteps!!! hahahaha

Two bodies have I, yet both joined in one.
The more I stand still, the quicker I run.
What am I?

The Irish lad wrote:
I like that one. Thats really good.

Il talk to you later. I got a date with my bed. She’s been waitin a while and i shouldnt ignore her. Night…well to be honest it may be more appropriate to say Good evening? Ah **** it. Night lol

Good night, or Good evening. I will think of some more riddles for you, hahahahaha Night. Have a nice date with your bed :)

Interesting. I leave for a few hours and this post turns into a multitude of riddles. I blame myself for starting this … madness.

Ive read every single comment.. its quite entertaining.. and dude i love your accent “a wee while” bahahahah im enjoying myself

Yep it defiantly kept me entertained for a while.

The Irish lad wrote:
haha here, knock knock

hahaha, Who’s there

hahaha I eat map who??

hahahahaha I see :)

hahaha I got another riddle, kinda like the footsteps one. :)

The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

The Irish lad wrote:
well you could have like a sweet in your eye. the more sweets you have in your eye the less you would see :P

Thats very true but I mean darkness, the darker it is the less you see.

The Irish lad wrote:
haha thats actually pretty good. My favourite has to be the footsteps one. Or the River one. Those where brilliant

Why thank you :) your one with the angels and doors was brilliant to.

The Irish lad wrote:
Its too long. And its retar*ed if you are saying it and mess it up. You have to get it right first time or everyone looses interest :/

hahahaha nah its not to long, and I didn’t loose interest, I just ran out of ideas on what it could be.

I got another, hahaha but its not as good as the others. :)

The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn’t know they are. What is it?

The Irish lad wrote:
hmmm…. clue? :P

It starts with a “c” and ends with an “n” and has two “f”’s in it.

lol hahaha no a coffin of course.

The Irish lad wrote:
cffn? lmao

hahahaha I didn’t say those were the only letters in it :)

Melvin (S.M.) wrote:
Two bodies have I, yet both joined in one.
The more I stand still, the quicker I run.
What am I?

It’s an hourglass isn’t it sorry I didn’t see this one before

Hahahaha I got one more, for now.

I’m full of holes, yet I’m full of water. What am I?

im.a.banana. wrote:
Hahahaha I got one more, for now.

I’m full of holes, yet I’m full of water. What am I?

Human?

Chunkymoves wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
Hahahaha I got one more, for now.

I’m full of holes, yet I’m full of water. What am I?

Human?

hahahah true but nope a sponge

The Irish lad wrote:
what if i dried the sponge?

hahahhahahaha true then it would just be holding air.

The Irish Reborn wrote:
haha see? i got you there lol.

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?

is it nothing?? because nothing is greater than God or more eviler than the devil.

And yep you did get me there lol

The Irish Reborn wrote:
haha yeah. Tis nothing. I told my sister the footsteps one and she got it instantly. i was so upset lol.

Hahahaha wow, she is obviously a smart cookie, and don’t be upset lol.

alright I got one more it’s better than the sponge one :)

Feed me and I live, give me drink and I die. What am I?

oh lol

it’s fire of course lol

im.a.banana. wrote:
I got another, hahaha but its not as good as the others. :)

The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn’t know they are. What is it?

My grandfather is still alive and he already bought a coffin.

Coup De Grace wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
I got another, hahaha but its not as good as the others. :)

The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn’t know they are. What is it?

My grandfather is still alive and he already bought a coffin.

Oooo thats true.

The Irish lad wrote:

im.a.banana. wrote:
alright I got one more it’s better than the sponge one :)

Feed me and I live, give me drink and I die. What am I?

thats a good one!

Thanks :)

ooh i felt really left out sooooo i got one!!

I wake up by your feet every day, no matter how fast you run I’m always near, but, i almost disappear by mid day sun. What am I?

The Irish lad wrote:
Shadow?

yeah!! haha you’re good

Duckie= wrote:
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The Irish lad wrote:
Shadow?

yeah!! haha you’re good

Dukie, I bet his heard the riddle from somewhere:P

Princess K wrote:

Duckie= wrote:
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The Irish lad wrote:
Shadow?

yeah!! haha you’re good

Dukie, I bet his heard the riddle from somewhere:P

probably, its kinda common.. i heard it from a friend. but i still congradulate him on remmebering… thats hard to do

The Irish lad wrote:
hahahha nope :P I heard it first time there :)

Cool:)