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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together, honey. ;D

walk up and say… i noticed you smiling from across the room. i just wanted to approach you so that i could tell you that you are beautiful.

then leave it alone until the next time you see her.

The Best Number 1 pickup line: “Hi. I’m (insert name).”

^^^ probably the best call of the night right there.

Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (No) Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is…

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1LnX…

This is how it’s done!

If I told you you have a very sexy body… would you hold it against me?

The ones that are sincere!

Anonymous wrote:
If I told you you have a very sexy body… would you hold it against me?

That’s just disrespectful. lol. Nah you say, hey is there something in your eye? No nevermind, it’s just a sparkle

If you want to get slapped say, hey you look a lot like my next girlfriend

best as in good? or best as in terrible but funny? such as: “I lost my puppy. I think he went into this cheap motel room.”

I would NEVER recomend these unless it was a joke, but they have been used on me:

if you were a pirate would you wear your parrot on this shoulder… or this shoulder?(puts arm around)

Were you raised on a chicken farm?
because you sure know how to raise my (email removed)

roses are red, violets are blue, i want to make out with your face