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We are all going to stand before the devil someday.Are you ready, Did we live up to his standards?

“spoof post” hope he isn’t disappointed..

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hotkey offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 6 months ago (2 minutes after post)

I see what you did, there.

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Tymbus offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 10 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 6 months ago (23 minutes after post)

LOl not yet but I am trying

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1 year, 6 months ago (24 minutes after post)

Thats the important thing is your trying..

Tymbus wrote:
LOl not yet but I am trying

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Tymbus offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 10 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 6 months ago (54 minutes after post)

Anonymous wrote:
Thats the important thing is your trying..

Tymbus wrote:
LOl not yet but I am trying

in fact i am trying right now, bye heh…heh..heh

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Dalek Karan offline Verified User (2 years, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 10 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 6 months ago (1 hour, 10 minutes after post)

Not everyone will stand before the Devil.
I myself will be in Heaven, where I belong.

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1 year, 6 months ago (1 hour, 15 minutes after post)

…uuhuh. *I* will be one with the Earth turning back into the organic slime that created me! YAY FOR ORGANIC SLIIIIME!

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Yunikat offline Verified User (2 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 6 months ago (2 hours, 4 minutes after post)

Anonymous wrote:
…uuhuh. *I* will be one with the Earth turning back into the organic slime that created me! YAY FOR ORGANIC SLIIIIME!

Not me. I’ve already stated to my family that I want a big sealed lead coffin, with a little tv, a laptop and internet connection. My grave will be the easiest to find, just look for the grave with the router and satellite dish.

Eternity is a long time. Better have something to do down there.

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hotkey offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 6 months ago (2 hours, 4 minutes after post)

Zombies on the internet… I like it.

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A.O.E.N offline Verified User (6 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 51 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 6 months ago (2 hours, 12 minutes after post)

Duality hotkey..I needed equa ltime from the god post lol, glad you like the company here, we want you to forget guilt and have fun….

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hotkey offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 6 months ago (2 hours, 14 minutes after post)

So far, so good.

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MissKtana offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 6 months ago (2 hours, 23 minutes after post)

Ima go eat brrrrraaaaaaiiiinnnsss naow.

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Tymbus offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 10 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 6 months ago (17 hours, 28 minutes after post)

I just found that other post the most tiring thing I’d ever read. One thing I notice on help.com is that people rarely, at first, state their real problem. Direct questions are often avoided. I am suprised how few helpers ask: has this helped you? and how few are the replies

I’ve unsubscribed to the other post so I have no idea if we ever found out what the sin was: mass murder,parking offences, dancing with cats on the sabbath, spaniel frotage?

Missktana you could eat my brains but they melted and poured out my ears- so they are a bit wet

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Tymbus offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 10 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 6 months ago (17 hours, 31 minutes after post)

Oh a friend of mine is related to the philosopher Jeremy Bentham who had his head cut off and stuck in a box between the legs of his stuffed body. The head was replaced with a wax head and the ensemble placed in a glass cabinate. This was then wheeled out at Faculty meetings so the philosopher could be in attendance. Its an option…

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