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dillion, are you the bartender or the guy slumped over from too much booze?

Addicted means when you stop drinking you get sick and get the quivers and shakes and have delirium tremens and throw up and are sick for two weeks. Try drinking two liters of Jack Daniels every day for a year and then quitting cold turkey. You will understand the true meaning of addiction.

My mom left me in a parking lot once.

I had five kids and left one of them at home when we went to the park and he was only three… As soon as we started missing him we looked all over the park and then I raced home and he was sitting on the porch crying. We had locked him out of the house. **** happens.

Dr. Ralph…be my online dad. Please.

Okay but you are my third. Miiau was my first virtual daughter and then Hasta Iguana so you will have to be the baby of the bunch. You are officially adopted.

Be forewarned that you can no longer wear fishnet stockings or dress up like a hooker, our relationship has changed.

Not a doctor not even a Ralph. I fell in love with a book that could be considered my bible and it was written by Voltaire which was an alias but he said he found it in the pocket of a dead man named Monsieur Le Docteur Ralph, yet another alias……. the guillotines were well oiled and ative when this book was written in the 1750’s.

http://www.whitman.edu/VSA/Candide/1s…

Dr. Ralph wrote:
Okay but you are my third. Miiau was my first virtual daughter and then Hasta Iguana so you will have to be the baby of the bunch. You are officially adopted.

Be forewarned that you can no longer wear fishnet stockings or dress up like a hooker, our relationship has changed.

YAY IM THE BABY!! And what if I do!?
Or what if i am?

How old are you? Sounds like we screw your windows shut and lock you in your room with a Bible.. and throw away the fishnet stockings. And no more talking about how your boobies look especially nice today.

I’m 18 =] And they look REALLY nice today