Television help: lives r at steak, please i dont wanna go back to my

Jebus Zeus

lives r at steak, please i dont wanna go back to my

quarters, im not going on television and saying my dog is a terrorist THE RED CROSS DRINKS OUR BLOOD. beware of the penguins. crack the butter shake the egg milk the pig The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

(Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon;

egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Spam spam spam spam…
…spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam…
Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
…or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.)

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lives r at steak, please i dont wanna go back to my

quarters, im not going on television and saying my dog is a terrorist THE RED CROSS DRINKS OUR BLOOD. beware of the penguins. crack the butter shake the egg milk the pig The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

(Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon;

egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Spam spam spam spam…
…spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam…
Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
…or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.)

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Anonymous #
1 year, 5 months ago (2 minutes after post)

What the freaking hell ?!

Jebus Zeus 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (3 minutes after post)

most def, not. . .

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nebula, 3 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (4 minutes after post)

Steak. Egg. Milk. Bacon. Spam. Lobster. Shallots. Aubergines. Truffle.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (8 minutes after post)

On this particular day a rich tourist from back west is driving thru town.

He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the feed store.

The guy at the Farmer’s Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her services on credit. She, in a flash rushes to the motel and pays off her room bill with the motel owner.
The motel proprietor now places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

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lazy 3 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 5 months ago (21 hours, 23 minutes after post)

medium rare

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Bob Loblaw 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 3 months ago (2 months, 2 weeks after post)

Jebus Zeus wrote:
On this particular day a rich tourist from back west is driving thru town.

He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the feed store.

The guy at the Farmer’s Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her services on credit. She, in a flash rushes to the motel and pays off her room bill with the motel owner.
The motel proprietor now places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

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