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To Make You Smile …

HARRY POTTER

Hey!
Did you know if you read the Harry Potter Books 1 - 7 and wait for awhile then…
read them all 7 - 1 ” …. backwards” ……..something weird will happen.

Its virtually like having sex with J.K. Rowling, and if done right , Hermoine will appear and make you a Horcrux. Its all very real. I have done it twice in a year now.
That’s right. I’ma going to read the last one on Oprah next month.
I can see it now…

Oprah’s sitting right there. I read the last line in the first book.
++>> Hermoine appears cursing filth ,.,.,
Oprahs fat *** is a bowling ball.

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Dr. Ralph offline Verified User (4 years, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 4 months ago (53 minutes after post)

Oprah’s fat a** is more like two bowling balls. Maybe even beach balls I am afraid to look too closely. You should have stopped at the having sex with J.K Rowling, I was sure smiling then! Plus she has a Billion Dollars… she could buy me that NFL franchise.

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