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I have a farting problem that won’t go away.

All the guys that i’ve liked hate being around me because of this.
What do I do. I eat healthy…

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Jeff offline Verified User (4 years) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
Gamla Stan, 26, SE | 2 years, 8 months ago (19 minutes after post)

Define “eating healthy”.

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Ocelot offline Verified User (2 years, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
Ventura, CA, US | 2 years, 8 months ago (50 minutes after post)

One word, Beano. Buy stock in them, buy a case of it. Also, eating healthy doesnt stop gas, in fact, it COULD be the problem. Some of the healthiest foods cause gas. Brocolli causes LARGE amounts of gas. If youre lactose intolerent, milk/cheese can give you real bad gas. My advice is, grab a case of beano, and keep track of what you eat/when you get your worst gas, and take a couple then.

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Good ole boy offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 11 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 8 months ago (1 hour, 1 minute after post)

Lol. Let it all out. Out in the country we do it all the time. It (ain’t) nothing wrong with that.

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deathbybullets offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 8 months ago (1 hour, 24 minutes after post)

Talk to your doctor. If its bad enough to drive multiple guys away, a dr. might be able to help you.

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Queen Elizatron 4000 offline Verified User (3 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 8 months ago (2 days, 3 hours after post)

Farting in front of guys can be an issue, perhaps finding a guy who farts as well is your best bet.

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IPOH (Bah doom bah d offline Verified User (3 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
Johannesburg, 06, ZA | 2 years, 8 months ago (6 days, 20 hours after post)

Fruit make you fart like a monster too..

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sabby1 offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 8 months ago (1 week, 1 day after post)

Better out than in I like to say lol. Perhaps the food your eating needs a little help such as Gas Ex. Sometimes eating healthy can cause gas this is a real situation. What I have heard is the more water you drink the more you regulate your system. Give water a try it may save you.

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britne offline Unverified User #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 8 months ago (1 week, 5 days after post)

hahahahahaha gross

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Sarnia, ON, CA | 1 year, 11 months ago (10 months after post)

Dial 911

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 year, 6 months after post)

better to fart and bare the shame then not to fart and bare the pain

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An Unknown Location | 10 months, 2 weeks ago (1 year, 10 months after post)

Hold your breath and put a finger in your but.

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cancholamarti offline Unverified User #
An Unknown Location | 10 months, 2 weeks ago (1 year, 10 months after post)

I meant butt.

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