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lol

last time i saw a vedio that make me smile was of two brothers if you type comedy on youtupe you’ll find them easily.

Nice post. :)

is it braid paisley singing?

Very funny song. I loved it. :)
Sadly this is what we have come to. Sigh…

Lryics….

And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents
a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it’s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If you’re easily offended well that’s okay
It’s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the camp fire.

How ‘bout we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thy branches…

Why am I getting blipped again?
Haven’t you heard guys? You can’t say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I can’t say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might offend somebody.
Who is offended by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.
What?
Time to politically correct.

I’ll lead this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love sent to me…

Jimmy, are you listening?
What?
You can’t say Chri-biip-mas.
Why not?
You can say biiiip on the last record.
Why can’t I say Chri-biip-mas?
I didn’t make the rules.
Hey listen guys, it’s not that difficult,
all you gotta do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I’m dreaming of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get blipped?
You’ve got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I’m dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that won’t offend anybody.

Well, it’s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch what you say
If you’re easily offended well that’s okay

Why do these people have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so easily?

It’s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

I’m just trying to come up with a song here.
Let’s sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your ready?
I’m ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we’ve traveled really far….

Sorry boys, you have to say Asia now.
What?
Oh, come on just try.
I’ve gotta get hyped up for this,

We three kings of Asia are….

That sounds like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How ‘bout Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends short people.
And you can’t say drummer ‘cause that will offend real musicians.

How ‘bout little –hahaha- town of Bethlehem?
What’s this with all the short jokes?

Hey how ‘bout we do Silent Night?
No, ‘Cause it offends people hard of hearin’ and afraid of the dark.
What did he say about a shark?
SHARK?

This happens every year.

Well, it’s a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch what you say,
If you’re easily offended well that’s okay,
It’s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I can’t say ho?
No you might offend some women.
So basically we can’t sing anything?

I think that a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer George it’s more effective.
I think that a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don’t care who we offend,
I’m gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder Bill it’s more effective.
I don’t care who we offend,
I’m gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

you can’t say new; it’ll offend the old folks.
And you better not offend them.
Us.
Yeeaahhh

I don’t get it. who’s offended by the word christmas? why would anyone think atheist are offended by the word christmas?

Blest wrote:
companies now label all their products “Holiday Lights” and “Holiday Trees” and “Holiday Cards”. Christmas trees, Christmas lights, and Christmas cards are offensive to the liberals and politically correct crowd.

what companies decide to do has nothing to do with liberals or atheists. companies only do something because it makes them money. especially corporations. corporations are structured such that the only thing that matters to anyone who has any say… is making money.

Blest wrote:
Public Schools don’t allow things like Christmas carols, because it could offend somebody.

do you consider christmas to be a religious observance? if yes, then public schools are obligated to take that position. it has nothing to do with atheism and everything to do with the principles the country was founded on.

think of it this way… what if your local public school held an assembly on Eid al-Adha and killed a sheep? unless you’re ok with that, you can’t complain about not being allowed to sing christmas carols.

Blest wrote:
I always laugh about people like that, because it’s equivalent to being offended by birthdays. Because that’s what Christmas is… a world-wide birthday party for Christ.

lemme ask you this… if the President of America said… tomorrow is Marlin’s Birthday.. everyone gets the day off… go out any buy your loved ones a Marlin gift! would you be offended?

you are right that “The Old Deluder Satan Act” was a forerunner of more modern public education, but arguably the intent of the law was indoctrination, not education. Also, it was passed by the Massachusetts colony before the USA had even become a country, before the constitution, the amendments, the bill of rights, everything.

Blest wrote:
The Separation of Church and State exists to prevent the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT from creating laws regarding religion, or establishing a religion, or prohibiting free practice of religion.

well, you’re a little mixed up there regarding the actual language of the amendment. also given the history of the country and the many supplementary documents left behind by the founding fathers, the intent should be very clear, and in fact it is to most of us.

Blest wrote:
It does not mean that they have a right to force ignorance upon our kids in schools, by omitting one of the biggest and most important things in the world from school teachings altogether.

prove it. prove that it’s the most important thing. prove it beyond your subjective opinion

no one is forcing ignorance on kids. it’s actually the opposite. if you want to indoctrinate your kids, there’s plenty of churches that exist for that very reason. AND thanks to the laws of our country, you have plenty of different styles of religious indoctrination to choose from. including those outside the spectrum of christianity.

if the US wanted to kill your religion, then they could’ve attempted to like in the soviet union or communist china.

anyway… it’s not the atheist’s fault like the song complains about.

Hahaha! I’m dreaming of a caucasian holiday! Lol

Haha, that’s funny.

Very funny!!!