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I’m starting a new religion.

It’s called Palora and in it I’m am a mighty prophet Elija come back to earth. To be saved you have to believe that I’m God’s mightiest prophet, or otherwise you burn for eternity in Hell. I take donations to build a temple of worship here (email removed). Make history with me. Be one of the first believers in me. I am your only way to God.

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monkichirmo offline Verified User (3 years, 12 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (8 minutes after post)

lolz gl

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Yunikat offline Verified User (2 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (10 minutes after post)

Nah, I’ll take my chances, thank you.

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palora offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (14 minutes after post)

send 10 euros to i> small>(email removed) /small> /i> and you will receive my 25 page document giving all the secrets of salvation

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palora offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (24 minutes after post)

in the email I will be telling you where to invest the money

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1 year, 2 months ago (1 hour, 5 minutes after post)

I would prefer to go to Hell rather than believe in you.

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palora offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 hour, 9 minutes after post)

well, your wish is granted anonymous, because I am the only way to Heaven

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Dalek Karan offline Verified User (2 years, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 10 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 hour, 33 minutes after post)

palora: you are wasting your time, if you want money why not just ask for it.
I and most people are quite satisfied with the god they already have.
And as for being a prophet, you have not foretold anything yet.

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