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hereby do solemnly swear…

to wear spandex everytime we…

decide to fight the injustice of…

me.

And if one’s spandex is, for some inexplicable reason…

turned to glittery dust by the King of the Goons…

As a tasty treat for…

lions and tigers and bears,

Oh my

…then we will go skipping hand-in-hand…

through fields of dreams toward

poppies! (And discarded banana peels). Until…

the OP shows up and says in a thunderously extraplanetary roar,

“Keep those predators away from thy tasty spandex!”

Alas, that day shall not transpire…

…turning and turning in the widening gyre,
as Dorothy could no longer hear her parents in Kansas,
I am lost on Earth,

so when i come to visit my alleged friends far far away
remember….

Hot dogs and carrot cake are better for me anyway than spandex. However, what can ever top…

the poisonous relief i get from watching a fake world unfold
somewhere……

out there. Over the rainbows if I remember correctly. It was during that time in my life that I dreamed the ultimate dream. A life filled with…

reality. But then i woke up and across the room there was a….

Huge ars walnut. Looking at me. You can tell they are intelligent because they look like brains. This one especially was obviously intelligent because not only did it have the big brain but it was…

undulating with erotic tension because…

walnuts are naturally attracted to me. On account of the fact that I have a very large walnut shaped head.

And they all lived happily ever after. =)

until one day…

they still lived happily ever after :)

And then the world was swallowed by a fish.

the end.
:)
I just read all of this, and it’s awesome. You guys must of collaborated.

And then all the messy love shimmered into existence and proclaimed, “Lo, I do proclaim that,

barring any unforeseen tragedies which are often found lurking in dark caves or atop craggy peaks or near the beginnings of epic tales…

such as the those gibbering, slobbering, cycloptic dog-headed savages who scuttle out of dark caves, clamour down craggy peaks, and push their wet, rabid-foamed snouts through the tellings of epic tales, all so that they may quench their erotic walnut obsessions….

loved the predator 2 quotes at replys 8 and 9,,,, lions tigers bears, oh my

said ragfoot, appearing out of no where, as they rolled into the scene on a flashy hotwheel…

with no wheel at all which is very strange because his spandex seems…

to be tearing at the edges so he decided to trade it in for a

new umbrella because it had started to rain cats and dogs, which made for a dangerous walk home as well as

making it hard to tell roadkill from the beastly precipitation and which to…