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Falling asleep in class.

A girl called Jessica keeps falling asleep in class one day the teacher comes up to her and says, “JESSICA, TELL ME WHO DIED ON THE CROSS?”
Jessica is sleeping so a boy pokes her in the back with a pencil… in shock she jumps and goes “JESUS CHRIST!”
Teacher, “CORRECT!”
A minute later Jessica falls asleep again and the teacher comes over and says… “JESSICA, TELL ME WHO CREATED THE WORLD?”
she doesn’t reply so the boy pokes her in the back with a pencil again
Jessica once again jumps in fright and goes “GOD ALMIGHTY!”
Teacher, “CORRECT!”
Jessica falls asleep again yet the teacher comes over and says “JESSICA WHAT DID EVE SAY TO ADAM AFTER THEIR 29TH CHILD?”
Jessica is sleeping so the boy pokes her again she is so annoyed that she stands up and says “IF YOU POKE ME ONE MORE TIME I’LL RIP THAT F*****G THING OFF YOU!!”

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SlightlyUnique offline Verified User (4 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 10 months ago (10 minutes after post)

I would /love/ to see that in holy scripture :D

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lemonlimedefence offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 26 #
An Undisclosed Location | 10 months ago (15 minutes after post)

I am pretty sure the original joke was Mary, not Jessica and at the end it is If YOU POKE me with that thing one more time, I swear I WILL SNAP IT IN- HALF. But both are hilarious.

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lemonlimedefence offline Verified User (10 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 26 #
An Undisclosed Location | 10 months ago (18 minutes after post)

Bucking fastard = f**king bas**rd = clever = you so f**king funny you little bas**rd

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An Undisclosed Location | 10 months ago (42 minutes after post)

thanks,i was great

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