Thank you all for your help!
I feel like I am ready to go now. Go into the world and seek new adventure wherever adventure might be. I know I haven’t been around for long but I am sure I have touched the lives of each and every one of you in a profound way that you will surely tell your grandchildren about. The name of fakeaccount will go down in history as one of a brave soul who dared venture into the wild jungles of help.com to look for casualties from this cruel cruel game called dominos. I think now might be a good time to share that I am actually an alien sent from the passed to change the future of mens fashion, which we all know is lagging horribly behind. There’s no innovation anymore. How often can you possibly stonewash a pair of jeans differently before it gets old? Polyester cargo pants, leather chaps and rubber shirts are the future! I have to go soon, but I will be back some day in the future to ask for your unborn childrens help in solving hard tasks like changing fonts in libreoffice and finding out how do magnets work? It’s like magic! I want to leave you with a story about a dog, but I do not know any good stories about dogs, so maybe we’ll just leave it at that. Tomorrow is a big day for me, as I will be making cupcakes. The future of the known universe might depend upon how the cupcakes turn out. If it goes horribly wrong I will not have delicious cupcakes, which clearly will be the end of the world. I am considering marrying a monkey.
Cya guys around :D Same time next year! It’s a date!
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