Lets take a Anonymous poll don’t worry i can’t see even though i’m a moderator.
How many accounts on this website do you have?
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5 or more
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Where were you?
You can also watch events on Help.com as they happen
thanks
i’ll just say i have 1 as a back up and who knows for my trolling days
president mindhealer wrote:
I’ll just say I have 3, that sounds like a good number.
lol
I see this is going to fail miserably
Oh, I was supposed to be anonymous about it so I wouldn’t lie, right?
I wouldn’t lie anyway, it’s okay. Other people can vote honestly and stay anonymous.
I’ve 2, made a second one when my first one locked up and kicked me out. Ironically the second one is now broken and it fixed the first. :p
verge wrote:
Huh, I wonder why more people aren’t voting.
their skeered
I have 3. One because i forgot the password to this account, and now that i remember it i cant remember the password to that other one.
Dr. Jackson wrote:
I’ve 2, made a second one when my first one locked up and kicked me out. Ironically the second one is now broken and it fixed the first. :p
me too. I used this site for almost three years and then randomly it kicked me out. (maybe the mods were trying to get rid of me?) and I then I had to start over on this one…:P
I could definitely use some more, but I don’t have that many email addresses.
president mindhealer wrote:
Probably because they don’t have an account.
probably due to the new voter ID laws
oops.
verge wrote:
Huh, I wonder why more people aren’t voting.
MarlinTheFish wrote:
president mindhealer wrote:
Probably because they don’t have an account.probably due to the new voter ID laws
We need to start acting more attractive to get more people in here typing and voting and stuff.
verge wrote:
Just offer them free pizza :)
We’ll give them whatever we gave you. You’re a great addition here and so helpful. How did we manage to pull you in? Where are more of your kind? Could you perhaps make a few more accounts to be more helpful people?
president mindhealer wrote:
We need to start acting more attractive to get more people in here typing and voting and stuff.
that might put a damper on my rude comments toward people who falsely claim to only have one account. are you absolutely sure it’s necessary?
MarlinTheFish wrote:
president mindhealer wrote:
We need to start acting more attractive to get more people in here typing and voting and stuff.that might put a damper on my rude comments toward people who falsely claim to only have one account. are you absolutely sure it’s necessary?
I’m sure in the sense that it is the opinion I would vote for if we had a poll of opinions about what is necessary now. You might click a different one.
I guess I would have to say 2 accounts. I only use this one. The first one I sat up and when I tried going on my account from a differant computer it would not let me on so I had to set up this account and have used this one since.
I think the Pizza Idea from Verge might work!
president mindhealer wrote:
verge wrote:
Just offer them free pizza :)We’ll give them whatever we gave you. You’re a great addition here and so helpful. How did we manage to pull you in? Where are more of your kind? Could you perhaps make a few more accounts to be more helpful people?
Thank you. Could we just give them pizza instead of what I was given? I pretty much want to keep my gold.
president mindhealer wrote:
MarlinTheFish wrote:
president mindhealer wrote:
We need to start acting more attractive to get more people in here typing and voting and stuff.that might put a damper on my rude comments toward people who falsely claim to only have one account. are you absolutely sure it’s necessary?
I’m sure in the sense that it is the opinion I would vote for if we had a poll of opinions about what is necessary now. You might click a different one.
I respectfully disagree. someone once told me opinions are like a$$holes and I don’t vote for a$$holes. unless of course, I am voting to keep a bigger a$$hole from winning.
MarlinTheFish wrote:
btw. how do you make a poll? that’s so cool.
president mindhealer wrote:
You type [poll:option1,option2,option3]
Lol I don’t know whether you saw this, but just in case you didn’t :)
MarlinTheFish wrote:
btw. how do you make a poll? that’s so cool.
Ah, this one I can help with, just click this link to learn:
http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
verge wrote:
Lol I don’t know whether you saw this, but just in case you didn’t :)
well. I did see that. but I assumed it was the concluding remarks of a long, largely incomprehensible rant on the injustice of having multiple poll dancers share the same stage which accidentally got pasted into the wrong thread.
I mean… that stuff does happen from time to time.
president mindhealer wrote:
MarlinTheFish wrote:
btw. how do you make a poll? that’s so cool.Ah, this one I can help with, just click this link to learn:
http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
that thread looks vaguely familiar.
MarlinTheFish wrote:
verge wrote:
Lol I don’t know whether you saw this, but just in case you didn’t :)well. I did see that. but I assumed it was the concluding remarks of a long, largely incomprehensible rant on the injustice of having multiple poll dancers share the same stage which accidentally got pasted into the wrong thread.
I mean… that stuff does happen from time to time.
You read my post!! :)
they took away the link that helps with putting pictures and youtube and polls or i can’t find it anymore
their all evil i say eviiiiiiiil
I’m about to make help.com history…
http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
MarlinTheFish wrote:
I’m about to make help.com history…http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
http://help.com/post/556344-lets-take…
you can tell supergeek, I found his wormhole to an alternate dimension
MarlinTheFish wrote:
I’m about to make help.com history…
Hmm they weren’t loading on my computer, but if those poll dancing posts you were referring to are real, I renounce my claim of authorship!
verge wrote:
Hmm they weren’t loading on my computer,
the first one of the first one doesn’t work. so in the second one I removed the first one from the quote. but the best one is the second to the last one. that’s the one where I predicted the future and proved that destiny does exist.
verge wrote:
Hmm they weren’t loading on my computer, but if those poll dancing posts you were referring to are real, I renounce my claim of authorship!
well it seems to have gone missing.
oh. you reported your own post to the mods? how noble
☠Scrapple☠ wrote:
they took away the link that helps with putting pictures and youtube and polls or i can’t find it anymoretheir all evil i say eviiiiiiiil
Some of it’s not relevant anymore, but I think it’s more informative than the “updated” faq: http://help.com/faq#sect21
MarlinTheFish wrote:
some futures are just waiting to be linked to
MarlinTheFish wrote:
I predicted the future and proved that destiny does exist.
Lol you’re hilarious.
verge wrote:
MarlinTheFish wrote:
some futures are just waiting to be linked toMarlinTheFish wrote:
I predicted the future and proved that destiny does exist.Lol you’re hilarious.
just be sure to use your back button to get back to your original time. you wouldn’t want to get stuck inside of a self-referential time loop.
I think that’s call a Groundhog Day.
Here’s this post in an alternate dimension: http://help.com/post/454850-lets-have…
verge wrote:
Huh, I wonder why more people aren’t voting.
People are really afraid of clicking things. I’ve made posts where person after person just replied with some excuse about why they could under no circumstances help by clicking an option. I made it easier and easier, and as simple and safe as possible, anyone could help by choosing this or that. And they wouldn’t do it. Clicking is The Devil. Links are Evil.
verge wrote:
Foosball’s the Devil. I wonder why they’re afraid.
I don’t know. ? Maybe they once accidentally clicked something like one of these: http://www.85qm.de/up/BigRedButton.swf/ http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Do…
http://youareanidiot.org/
massive amounts of energy were leaking out of the links. but I think I plugged them all up. the universe should stabilize itself by tomorrow morning. Unless tomorrow is Groundhog Day.
Is groundhog day when people suddenly become afraid of their own shadow, causing another six months of anonymity?
president mindhealer wrote:
I don’t know. ? Maybe they once accidentally clicked something like one of these: http://www.85qm.de/up/BigRedButton.swf/ http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Do…
http://youareanidiot.org/
Hahaha those are funny! I think the last one would get old fast though.
MarlinTheFish wrote:
massive amounts of energy were leaking out of the links. but I think I plugged them all up. the universe should stabilize itself by tomorrow morning. Unless tomorrow is Groundhog Day.
I passed midnight safely :) Wait…in the movie didn’t the day repeat at like 7 AM or something? Maybe we’re not in the clear yet.
verge wrote:
I think the last one would get old fast though.
The original one like that which people used to link to all the time was constantly generating windows with that message… not just a browser tab, windows exploding all over windows, impossible to close one by one. It was funny!
president mindhealer wrote:
verge wrote:
I think the last one would get old fast though.The original one like that which people used to link to all the time was constantly generating windows with that message… not just a browser tab, windows exploding all over windows, impossible to close one by one. It was funny!
:) I guess that does sound pretty hilarious in an inescapably annoying sort of way.
verge wrote:
president mindhealer wrote:
verge wrote:
I think the last one would get old fast though.The original one like that which people used to link to all the time was constantly generating windows with that message… not just a browser tab, windows exploding all over windows, impossible to close one by one. It was funny!
:) I guess that does sound pretty hilarious in an inescapably annoying sort of way.
Sure, if you want all your values to be corrupted as you learn to enjoy sadomasochism. Such evil is what comes from Links, according to the mythology I’m using to explain why nobody votes.
president mindhealer wrote:
verge wrote:
:) I guess that does sound pretty hilarious in an inescapably annoying sort of way.Sure, if you want all your values to be corrupted as you learn to enjoy sadomasochism. Such evil is what comes from Links, according to the mythology I’m using to explain why nobody votes.
Are these teachings of the illuminati?
I lost 3 of my accounts..Those were when I was the beginner here.Once I used to log out I couldn’t log in again,so I lost the accounts.But now I know how to log in But I forgot the previous passwords so this is my final account here….So,those are counted then it’s 4…3 deactivated & 1 active…:)
verge wrote:
president mindhealer wrote:
verge wrote:
:) I guess that does sound pretty hilarious in an inescapably annoying sort of way.Sure, if you want all your values to be corrupted as you learn to enjoy sadomasochism. Such evil is what comes from Links, according to the mythology I’m using to explain why nobody votes.
Are these teachings of the illuminati?
um, maybe? They randomly capitalize, right?
How is it you cannot see who votes what? I thought moderators had that ability? Or is that just who Anons are?
To be honest I have lost count of how many accounts I have had, lost, forgotten passwords, been a part of with several others, or just forgot all my information for…
Perhaps I won’t vote…
president mindhealer wrote:
verge wrote:
president mindhealer wrote:
verge wrote:
:) I guess that does sound pretty hilarious in an inescapably annoying sort of way.Sure, if you want all your values to be corrupted as you learn to enjoy sadomasochism. Such evil is what comes from Links, according to the mythology I’m using to explain why nobody votes.
Are these teachings of the illuminati?
um, maybe? They randomly capitalize, right?
RanDomly? NEver. They place very SubTle emphasis in places that help illustRate tO potential members most effectivelY what their agenda is. Their technique prevents foLks of average INtelligence from discovering their plans . A bunch of wacKos if you aSk me.
Allthemessylove. wrote:
Dr. Jackson wrote:
I’ve 2, made a second one when my first one locked up and kicked me out. Ironically the second one is now broken and it fixed the first. :pme too. I used this site for almost three years and then randomly it kicked me out. (maybe the mods were trying to get rid of me?) and I then I had to start over on this one…:P
What was your old name ?
I only have one, however when I got band I did open a new one to find out what happened.
I would like to set up a Poll, who finds Help.com is getting slower?
I picked more than one since I have a older account I don’t use anymore even though I only really have (use?) one account!
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 3 weeks ago (11 hours, 57 minutes after post)
Only one southern_comfort imperial potentate of the imperial divan’s mistress (full name) on this site.
…and all the Mods said, “Amen”!
@FatB.Three. Help is nearing the capacity of the servers (3) on which it resides. Solutions to moderate the slowness is to either off load the majority of the old content which would include active ancient posts such as the Post of Legends, etc. Or purchase new more modern servers (highly unlikely as the revenue generated does not support such a move). Or let it fill to over capacity in the next couple of years and everyone would then receive a dns notice.
If we are to move to new servers the majority of us are going to have to click on a majority of the ads linked to the posts. Revenue goes up. Upper management notices the significant up tick in revenue and takes action to keep it active. Supply and demand economics. Pure and simple.
I only ever had one. Well okay I had a bunch of temporary ones that were never verified when I used to get banned every three or four months. Now that I am a proud upstanding member of the Help.com community and haven’t been banned in like a year, or whenever it was littlenick got banned for life, I don’t need the temporary accounts. WTF do I have to hide? Plus after over 30,000 replies everybody knows everything about me anyway.
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