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Why don’t you post a random poem in this thread?

I mean, it’s really easy to do.
You just have to try.
Write about lawyers that sue.
Or clothes you have to buy.

If you don’t post in this thread.
I will get very angry.
I won’t share with you my bread.
And I’ll take away your teddy.

Do it. You know you want to. You’re burning to post words in free style, rhyme, and/or a set meter. It’s addicting really. You can’t help yourself, can you? Of course you can’t. Muhahahahaha.

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mindhealer online Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 47 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (4 minutes after post)

Why don’t you post a random poem in this thread?

Because rhyme doesn’t pay.

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A.O.E.N offline Verified User (6 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 51 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (5 minutes after post)

I am not in the mood to write silly poetry lines to a complete stranger. Got it. Good……Have a great nite……

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Lano offline Verified User (2 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (6 minutes after post)

lifelover wrote:

Why don’t you post a random poem in this thread?

Because rhyme doesn’t pay.

That DID make me giggle on the inside very much…

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Lano offline Verified User (2 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (9 minutes after post)

aeolian mode wrote:
I am not in the mood to write silly poetry lines to a complete stranger. Got it. Good……Have a great nite……

It doesn’t have to be to me. I’m not asking to be serenaded. I’m asking you to freely do it because deep down you want to really badly. So bad you can taste it.

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A.O.E.N offline Verified User (6 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 51 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (15 minutes after post)

OI got to give you credit…Guys, in particular have used that line since Adam and Eve.. Ill see what I can do for you .deep down you want to really badly. So bad you can taste it.[/quote]

Lano]

aeolian mode wrote:
I am not in the mood to write silly poetry lines to a complete stranger. Got it. Good……Have a great nite……

It doesn’t have to be to me. I’m not asking to be serenaded. I’m asking you to freely do it because deep down you want to really badly. So bad you can taste it.[/quote]

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ENAMTHBert offline Verified User (3 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Unknown Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (17 minutes after post)

I am not in Harmonious often with poem ,
i think .. its sound to me fine sometimes to make poem but not to read it , i dont feel Harmonious at all i don’t know why.

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Lano offline Verified User (2 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (21 minutes after post)

ENAMTHBert wrote:
I am not in Harmonious often with poem ,
i think .. its sound to me fine sometimes to make poem but not to read it , i dont feel Harmonious at all i don’t know why.

I dig that. Disharmony can make a good poem too, though.

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verge offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 134 #
An Unknown Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (26 minutes after post)

lifelover wrote:

Why don’t you post a random poem in this thread?

Because rhyme doesn’t pay.

Rhyme heals all :)

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A.O.E.N offline Verified User (6 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 51 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (27 minutes after post)

When I write poetry I sometimes think, that my serious Mens jeans have turned the color pink, I know , I feel broken hearted to think, that as a man I now need a shrink, when all is said and done, Id rather fire my 45 caliber gun, now I question why I write, to get with the right girl that is oh so tight, so now redemption is on my side, I am the poet that tried and tried……………boooooooooooooo

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ENAMTHBert offline Verified User (3 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Unknown Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (35 minutes after post)

Lano wrote:

ENAMTHBert wrote:
I am not in Harmonious often with poem ,
i think .. its sound to me fine sometimes to make poem but not to read it , i dont feel Harmonious at all i don’t know why.

I dig that. Disharmony can make a good poem too, though.

but I still feel Offften disharmony reading Other’s poem and maybe needed patience .

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colorandcontrast offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (1 hour, 10 minutes after post)

A poster on Help.com said
“Post a random poem in this thread”
A good idea, I thought
So I gave it a shot -
So should you: you got brain in your head.

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9 months, 1 week ago (1 hour, 30 minutes after post)

aeolian mode wrote:
When I write poetry I sometimes think, that my serious Mens jeans have turned the color pink, I know , I feel broken hearted to think, that as a man I now need a shrink, when all is said and done, Id rather fire my 45 caliber gun, now I question why I write, to get with the right girl that is oh so tight, so now redemption is on my side, I am the poet that tried and tried……………boooooooooooooo

Hey Aeolian
At least you tried.

That can suffice
To ease your mind

Don’t be sad that you’re not Frost
One day you’ll rock those rhymes like a Boss.

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Lano offline Verified User (2 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (1 hour, 31 minutes after post)

Darn…accidentally sent anonymously. My bad.

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Lano offline Verified User (2 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (1 hour, 38 minutes after post)

colorandcontrast wrote:
A poster on Help.com said
“Post a random poem in this thread”
A good idea, I thought
So I gave it a shot -
So should you: you got brain in your head.

I will!

Once there was a frog
Who lived in a fog.

It was sad and dreary all the time there
But it worse when from afar came a bear.

The bear moved in to the the frog’s pond
And everytime he used the restroom he left a bomb

He drank milk from the carton and never said “please.”
He was the worst roommate this side of the Mississippi.

Finally the frog had enough
He said to the bear-”Don’t make me get rough!”
He smacked the bear around a few times and make him leave
The bear cried as he left for the pub which sells mead.

Let this be a cautionary tale
To those who pass
Don’t be a pig in a man’s home,
Or he’ll kick your a**

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An Undisclosed Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (1 hour, 50 minutes after post)

I think this is a bit annoying
Maybe they do too..
Of course, there’s much room for debating
You don’t know me
I don’t know you

But still I’ll try and spin this rhyme
Twisting words like so
Maybe something good will come from this nonsense
Who the hell really knows

Poems are fun
Yipee
Woohoo
Maybe I’ll make another one or two..

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verge offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 134 #
An Unknown Location | 9 months, 1 week ago (3 hours, 11 minutes after post)

Can I make a few? I like poems :) Here’s one:

Lots of things you’ll give away,
and lots of things you’ll lose,
but the nicest I shall keep for you
to have when you so choose.

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An Unknown Location | 1 month, 2 weeks ago (7 months, 2 weeks after post)

How randomly weird is posting in this old thread???

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An Unknown Location | 1 month, 2 weeks ago (7 months, 3 weeks after post)

This post can make a comeback
it hasn’t reached it’s prime
you might try and close it
but you can’t stop the rhyme
so before you go hit “close”
you should stop and think instead
what if the post closed you!
poetic justice for the undead thread.

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Lano offline Verified User (2 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 month, 2 weeks ago (7 months, 3 weeks after post)

Oh this excitement is dreadful
People want to comment on my threadle
I think that’s so awesome and great
I’m going to have to find a cake to bake.

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