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Something strange just happend, I believe something is wrong with me…

I had to go to the bank.

There was an elderly woman in front of me standing in line.

She farted.

She blamed it on me.

And I appologized!!!

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?Should n’t I have felt it coming out of my own ****?
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Help me with: I appologize.
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2 years, 7 months ago (1 minute after post)

She’s an older woman, let her be.

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Queen Elizatron 4000 offline Verified User (3 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (2 minutes after post)

Farts are great, I would have said it were me, even if it was the other guy.

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Jigoku Shoujo offline Verified User (3 years, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 63 #
Dubai, 03, AE | 2 years, 7 months ago (2 minutes after post)

lol

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Queen Elizatron 4000 offline Verified User (3 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (5 minutes after post)

You should have giggled and said “mmmm smells like popcorn”

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original AKS offline Verified User (2 years, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (6 minutes after post)

you have been the victim of a liberal, possibly a democrat. ha ha ha (man, people gonna get mad at me)or of someone who accepts their views of “take no responsability” (so mad at me)

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Mï†z¥-superMODel offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Tullahoma, TN, US | 2 years, 7 months ago (8 minutes after post)

Lol that’s too funny… Yes, you probably would have felt it if you did it, and if you didn’t do it you should not have apologized… What exactly did she say to place the blame on you? She was probably just embarrassed and figured you could handle better than her.

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sassy_rock_gir offline Verified User (2 years, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Hesperia, CA, US | 2 years, 7 months ago (2 hours, 21 minutes after post)

HAHAH! well she feels it shouldnt be her so she told a white
lie

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ndiscatseyes offline Verified User (2 years, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (8 hours, 31 minutes after post)

what the hell! please say you are playing or at the very least tell me that you pointed at her and said it was the prunes she had earlier…. you are a good person if in fact that did happen, you passed one of lifes test with flying colors! which leaves me to ask what would I have done if it were me.. Im ashame to say.. boy I need to go to church and pray these demons off me

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TravelerOfWorlds offline Verified User (2 years, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (1 day, 1 hour after post)

this is the funniest post i’ve ever seen

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ndiscatseyes offline Verified User (2 years, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (1 day, 14 hours after post)

greetings TravelerOfWorlds! I know my reply was a little off, but it is my belief that you have just got to find hummor in life to balance things, there are so many things that can make you hold your head down in this life you jus gotta laugh to keep from crying. I even found a reason to laugh when I found out that my boyfriend (man) was cheating I was like wow thats why he was always so tired poor thing jus wore himself out

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