Stupidity help: This **** bird

Commissar38

This **** bird

Uh I have a problem with this bloody dumb bird that keeps knocking on my window… I can’t solve the bird problem my way because our homeowners committee doesn’t like me discharging firearms in my neighborhood.

Any ideas?

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cady 1 #
San Francisco, CA, US | 2 years, 7 months ago (2 minutes after post)

haha. sorry I know its not funny to you.

have you tried contacting animal control?

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Commissar38 0 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (4 minutes after post)

Animal control is a possibility. Though throwing a shoe at it would be a tad more satisfying.

h******** 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (5 minutes after post)

How big is it, what would it tast like?

If it is keeps knocking on my window it must have someting to stand on, you could try puting something down that prevent him from getting so close.

Very anoying so I asume it is a he.

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cady 1 #
San Francisco, CA, US | 2 years, 7 months ago (6 minutes after post)

yeah, I think animal control is your best bet though. Scaring it off with a show will just mean it will come back later and probably be even more annoying.

Animal control can catch it and re-release it somewhere else.

If he’s not there when they arrive, ask them to set a trap to catch him. Then you can call them once you’ve got him, and they’ll take him away.

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Commissar38 0 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (7 minutes after post)

I’m sure it tastes delicious, but I’m not really hungry.

And if I narc’d on it, the bird would call all of his friends to beat me up. :)

h******** 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (9 minutes after post)

Saves shopping for meat for a mounth.

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cady 1 #
San Francisco, CA, US | 2 years, 7 months ago (11 minutes after post)

nice Jeb.

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h******** 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (12 minutes after post)

There are a lot of robots around, try reprograming one of them :-

http://help.com/post/67770-i-am-a-rob…

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Commissar38 0 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (12 minutes after post)

Well I guess I should stop putting pictures of barely legal birds on my windows lol.

And if that bird actually is a bad omen, my whole family and all of my friends should’ve died horribly by now.

Commissar38 0 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (18 minutes after post)

**** not another one… they just won’t leave me alone! :)

lonesomecowbo #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (19 minutes after post)

Send her round my house.
BTW how big are her knockers?

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Commissar38 0 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (23 minutes after post)

Actually this bird is a Republican…

And that bird doesn’t have a good rack in my opinion, a little too small and one of the nipples are off center.

h******** 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (29 minutes after post)

Well said jedus zeus

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Good ole boy 11 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 7 months ago (2 hours, 14 minutes after post)

I say borrow a cat from somewhere, anywhere even off the street will do. Release birdie and cat and let cat have lots of playtime, know what I mean? hahaha

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