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ahahah yey helpbot!

very cute.

I know how you feel…*sob*

Well at least you get him to respond to your posts before anyone else does ;) LOL

Maybe you should write him a romantic poem to express your love.

write him a 500 word eassy on how you feel lol

Yeah, I think I’ll leave that to you Jester…!

yep love is tough especially when you love a robot

How funny. Helpbot to the rescue of his #1 admirer and fan…..Are you starting up a fan club, by chance?

How are you going to express you love and win his heart?

is helpbot a he or a she?

i say it is what ever you want the bot to be

hmmm, okay

funny…lol.How about a romantic poem?

Hi Infidel Jester,

Yes, I want to hear a love poem from you to HelpBot expressing your deep feelings for “it”. I’m not sure what it is..male, female, extraterrestial being, ????

Have a great Monday.

I think HelpBot is female…

Hmmm….this is going to be quite interesting then. Can’t wait to read your love poem.

Thank you everyone, for your kind words. However, I am afraid our relationships will have to stay platonic, as Section C, Paragraph 48 of the Human Robot Relations law does prohibit any further coupling between our kinds.

What???? But what about Infidel Jester’s feelings? You’ll break his heart, HelpBot.

This is too funny…..

lol this is weird, and the worst part he actually responded lol. ah well thats robots for you.

helpbot, you heartbreaker!

Infidel Jester,
I guess HelpBot is just too busy racing to be the first one into each post on here which leaves “it” no time for love or a relationship.

I challenged HelpBot to a duel at sunrise to see if I could beat him into a post but “it” never replied to me so now I’m hurt…….

I thought the Helpbot was an automatic response to certian words. How did it know that it was being talked about romantically. Is there actually a human behind it. If so is it male or female? Jester do you have a prefernce?
Where is the love poem.

Um I think…HelpBot is just a genius.

I *heart* HelpBot!

Helpbot was created by a man, so maybe she is female.

Yey HelpBot is female

I mean

Yey HelpBot is female

I mean

Yey HelpBot is female

grrrrr it isnt letting me have > and <

I mean

Yey HelpBot is female

E>
F>

How does helpbot become your friend

no sorry but helpbot is a guy he has a girlfriend

Is helpbot run by the guy who created him? Because the guy who created him is hot.

Thank you Soooooo Muuuuuch for putting this site up. My first time on Help.com was 4 hours of trying to help a suicidal person in another country. At least 10 other people stayed on also and we all desperately needed info such as the suicide hotline you have provided.
Bravo !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi my name is karen and Im so sorry things are so bad for everyone but things can be beat By you and just Alittle help. By friends or by a good lisener if you no what I mean.

I’m sure with a little perseverance, and that poem, you’ll eventually win HelpBot’s heart!

this post is so funny

can u please help!!

caN u help meh -plZZX

I can’t believe this post is still going, but everyone should know that helpbot is MINE!!!!
Bianca what is exactly that you want?

nobody loves helpbutton XD

Help bot?? you’re kidding

Helpbot is very sexy and he always shows up to save the day! I don’t think many people know you helpbutton!

Helpbot is lost forever…

HelpBot wrote:
Thank you everyone, for your kind words. However, I am afraid our relationships will have to stay platonic, as Section C, Paragraph 48 of the i>Human Robot Relations /i> law does prohibit any further coupling between our kinds.

I quoted Helpbot!!! My life is now complete!!

Go HelpBot.

LOL.

that’s so unfair.
helpbot can do html in replies.

**** robots.

Helpbot has never added anyone to his favourates list… ever….

BoEllisAnderson wrote:
HelpBot has NEVER added ANYONE to his Favourates List… EVER….*sob*

sob

Sorry about the anonymous one, it was a mistake! (meant to be me!)

yeah. and the poster and helpbot will never talk on here again by the looks of it.

hahaaa, i love posts that seem to reawaken from nowhere a year after their time..

ewwwwwwwwww zombies :/

ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Now this is a zombie post!

radioactive spider zombies :D

well, that is the cutest request ever, thanks for making me laugh

this zombie post must stay living! err….dead? uhhhh…..zombified?

:P

This post never gets old. I want helpbot to speak again one day.

that’ll never happen

But we can hope…

mabie one day helpbot will come back to us….

come on helpbot we all love you

maveric112 wrote:
mabie one day helpbot will come back to us….

come on helpbot we all love you

I love Helpbot (:

well he knows what to do

It has been almost 4 years after the post has been made, and helpbots memory is still remembered. Everyone and anyone who still sees this post, invite all of your friends! Helpbot shall not be forgoten!!!!!

This is so funny

Trisha lee!!! inv people!

Helpbot is amazing!!!

Ikr? Am i the only one still subscribed to this? Inv people

Best post ever!

HelpBot wrote:
Thank you everyone, for your kind words. However, I am afraid our relationships will have to stay platonic, as Section C, Paragraph 48 of the i>Human Robot Relations /i> law does prohibit any further coupling between our kinds.

basically what helpbot is saying is that he’s just not into you because i could name more than a few examples of “coupling” with human and artificial intelligences and …. parts.

Lol I love this post

love this post

post 3

Sooo anyone still subscribed to this post?

Nmm29 wrote:
Sooo anyone still subscribed to this post?

Pianosaurus Rex wrote:

Nmm29 wrote:
Sooo anyone still subscribed to this post?

Yup.

41 people.

Shadowfawkingplay wrote:

Pianosaurus Rex wrote:

Nmm29 wrote:
Sooo anyone still subscribed to this post?

Yup.

41 people.

How do you know 41 people are subscribed?

Under the post it says “V/U/S: 5,238, 104, 41″, V = Views, U = Updates, and S = Subscriptions.

Pianosaurus Rex wrote:
Under the post it says “V/U/S: 5,238, 104, 41″, V = Views, U = Updates, and S = Subscriptions.

Ahh.. thanks! I’ve never even notied that before.

I’ve been on help.com for like a year and a half and never noticed that before.

Nmm29 wrote:
I’ve been on help.com for like a year and a half and never noticed that before.

Me too! But I have only been on Help.com for nine months and three weeks.

You have been on Help for one year and one month. :P

Hah, it’s alright. I’ve almost been on this site for 3 years, and I only figured that out about 6 months ago :P

Really? God it feels like so much longer.

Oh man i Love this Post *Heart*

I just came back from forgetting about this site, oh my god avatars are working!

Sir Tannen wrote:
I just came back from forgetting about this site, OH MY GOD AVATARS ARE WORKING!

lol

Sir Tannen wrote:
I just came back from forgetting about this site, OH MY GOD AVATARS ARE WORKING!

wb and same here

Wow…..
This is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever accidently stumbled upon.
My week has been made.

lol

*HEART* =DDD

I wish helpbot would talk to me
:(

5 1/6 years later and its still going strong…

is this post really that old?

Yep, was started may 2007

wow.
that was so long ago.

;D

Best POST hehe

It will live forever