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Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I don’t drink, I’m too drunk to decide]

Some inspirational quotes:

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie.

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I don’t drink, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer]

Some inspirational quotes:

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie.

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I’m too much of a lightweight to drink, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer]

Some inspirational quotes:

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie.

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Stella Artois, Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I’m too much of a lightweight to drink, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer]

Some inspirational quotes:

I’m not under the alkafluence of incahol that thinkle peep I am, its just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

We’re not Alcoholics, we’re professional drinkers. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drinking beer is natural selection of brain cells. Take a herd of buffalo for example. The herd, as a whole, can only move as fast as the slowest, weakest buffalo. Then a predator catches that slow buffalo and the herd gets fast. As we drink, we kill off those slow, weak brain cells, making the brain, as a whole, get faster and stronger.

Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

If I’d known I’d be this thirsty this morning, I’d have drunk more last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

My roomates are so f*****g lazy. I went for a piss the other day and the sink was full of dishes!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie, & Splat.

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I’m too much of a lightweight to drink, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer, Stella Artois]

Some inspirational quotes:

I’m not under the alkafluence of incahol that thinkle peep I am, its just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

We’re not Alcoholics, we’re professional drinkers. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drinking beer is natural selection of brain cells. Take a herd of buffalo for example. The herd, as a whole, can only move as fast as the slowest, weakest buffalo. Then a predator catches that slow buffalo and the herd gets fast. As we drink, we kill off those slow, weak brain cells, making the brain, as a whole, get faster and stronger.

Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

If I’d known I’d be this thirsty this morning, I’d have drunk more last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

My roomates are so f*****g lazy. I went for a piss the other day and the sink was full of dishes!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie, & Splat.

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I’m too much of a lightweight to drink, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer, Stella Artois, Killian’s Irish Red]

Some inspirational quotes:

I’m not under the alkafluence of incahol that thinkle peep I am, its just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

We’re not Alcoholics, we’re professional drinkers. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drinking beer is natural selection of brain cells. Take a herd of buffalo for example. The herd, as a whole, can only move as fast as the slowest, weakest buffalo. Then a predator catches that slow buffalo and the herd gets fast. As we drink, we kill off those slow, weak brain cells, making the brain, as a whole, get faster and stronger.

Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

If I’d known I’d be this thirsty this morning, I’d have drunk more last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

My roomates are so f*****g lazy. I went for a piss the other day and the sink was full of dishes!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie, & Splat.

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I’m too much of a lightweight to drink, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer, Stella Artois, Killian’s Irish Red, Duffs]

Some inspirational quotes:

I’m not under the alkafluence of incahol that thinkle peep I am, its just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

We’re not Alcoholics, we’re professional drinkers. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drinking beer is natural selection of brain cells. Take a herd of buffalo for example. The herd, as a whole, can only move as fast as the slowest, weakest buffalo. Then a predator catches that slow buffalo and the herd gets fast. As we drink, we kill off those slow, weak brain cells, making the brain, as a whole, get faster and stronger.

Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

If I’d known I’d be this thirsty this morning, I’d have drunk more last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

My roomates are so f*****g lazy. I went for a piss the other day and the sink was full of dishes!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie, & Splat.

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I’m too much of a lightweight to drink, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer, Stella Artois, Killian’s Irish Red, Duffs, Finley is cute when Im drinking]

Some inspirational quotes:

I’m not under the alkafluence of incahol that thinkle peep I am, its just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

We’re not Alcoholics, we’re professional drinkers. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drinking beer is natural selection of brain cells. Take a herd of buffalo for example. The herd, as a whole, can only move as fast as the slowest, weakest buffalo. Then a predator catches that slow buffalo and the herd gets fast. As we drink, we kill off those slow, weak brain cells, making the brain, as a whole, get faster and stronger.

Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

If I’d known I’d be this thirsty this morning, I’d have drunk more last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

My roomates are so f*****g lazy. I went for a piss the other day and the sink was full of dishes!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie, & Splat.

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I’m too much of a lightweight to drink, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer, Stella Artois, Killian’s Irish Red, Duffs, Finley is cute when Im drinking, Pawtuckett]

Some inspirational quotes:

I’m not under the alkafluence of incahol that thinkle peep I am, its just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

We’re not Alcoholics, we’re professional drinkers. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drinking beer is natural selection of brain cells. Take a herd of buffalo for example. The herd, as a whole, can only move as fast as the slowest, weakest buffalo. Then a predator catches that slow buffalo and the herd gets fast. As we drink, we kill off those slow, weak brain cells, making the brain, as a whole, get faster and stronger.

Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

If I’d known I’d be this thirsty this morning, I’d have drunk more last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

My roomates are so f*****g lazy. I went for a piss the other day and the sink was full of dishes!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie, & Splat.

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I’m too much of a lightweight to drink, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer, Stella Artois, Killian’s Irish Red, Duffs, Finley is cute whether Im drinking or not, Pawtuckett]

Some inspirational quotes:

I’m not under the alkafluence of incahol that thinkle peep I am, its just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

We’re not Alcoholics, we’re professional drinkers. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drinking beer is natural selection of brain cells. Take a herd of buffalo for example. The herd, as a whole, can only move as fast as the slowest, weakest buffalo. Then a predator catches that slow buffalo and the herd gets fast. As we drink, we kill off those slow, weak brain cells, making the brain, as a whole, get faster and stronger.

Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

If I’d known I’d be this thirsty this morning, I’d have drunk more last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

My roomates are so f*****g lazy. I went for a piss the other day and the sink was full of dishes!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

“Officer, Im not a think as you drunk I am, honeshtly…”

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie, & Splat.

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I’m too much of a lightweight to drink, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer, Stella Artois, Killian’s Irish Red, Duffs, Finley is cute whether Im drinking or not, Pawtuckett]

Some inspirational quotes:

I’m not under the alkafluence of incahol that thinkle peep I am, its just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

We’re not Alcoholics, we’re professional drinkers. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drinking beer is natural selection of brain cells. Take a herd of buffalo for example. The herd, as a whole, can only move as fast as the slowest, weakest buffalo. Then a predator catches that slow buffalo and the herd gets fast. As we drink, we kill off those slow, weak brain cells, making the brain, as a whole, get faster and stronger.

Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

If I’d known I’d be this thirsty this morning, I’d have drunk more last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

My roomates are so f*****g lazy. I went for a piss the other day and the sink was full of dishes!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

“Officer, Im not a think as you drunk I am, honeshtly…”

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie, & Splat. AND JAY!!! *pouts

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I’m too much of a lightweight to drink, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer, Stella Artois, Killian’s Irish Red, Duffs, Finley is cute whether Im drinking or not, Pawtuckett, Boddington’s, Jebus Zeus]

Some inspirational quotes:

I’m not under the alkafluence of incahol that thinkle peep I am, its just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

We’re not Alcoholics, we’re professional drinkers. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drinking beer is natural selection of brain cells. Take a herd of buffalo for example. The herd, as a whole, can only move as fast as the slowest, weakest buffalo. Then a predator catches that slow buffalo and the herd gets fast. As we drink, we kill off those slow, weak brain cells, making the brain, as a whole, get faster and stronger.

Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

If I’d known I’d be this thirsty this morning, I’d have drunk more last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

My roomates are so f*****g lazy. I went for a piss the other day and the sink was full of dishes!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

“Officer, Im not a think as you drunk I am, honeshtly…”

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie, & Splat. AND JAY!!! *pouts

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I’m too much of a lightweight to drink, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer, Stella Artois, Killian’s Irish Red, Duffs, Finley is cute whether Im drinking or not, Pawtuckett, Boddington’s, Jebus Zeus, Honey Ale]

Some inspirational quotes:

I’m not under the alkafluence of incahol that thinkle peep I am, its just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

We’re not Alcoholics, we’re professional drinkers. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drinking beer is natural selection of brain cells. Take a herd of buffalo for example. The herd, as a whole, can only move as fast as the slowest, weakest buffalo. Then a predator catches that slow buffalo and the herd gets fast. As we drink, we kill off those slow, weak brain cells, making the brain, as a whole, get faster and stronger.

Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

If I’d known I’d be this thirsty this morning, I’d have drunk more last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

My roomates are so f*****g lazy. I went for a piss the other day and the sink was full of dishes!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

“Officer, Im not a think as you drunk I am, honeshtly…”

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie, & Splat. AND JAY!!! *pouts

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I prefer having a working liver, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer, Stella Artois, Killian’s Irish Red, Duffs, Finley is cute whether Im drinking or not, Pawtuckett, Boddington’s, Jebus Zeus, Honey Ale]

Some inspirational quotes:

I’m not under the alkafluence of incahol that thinkle peep I am, its just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

We’re not Alcoholics, we’re professional drinkers. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drinking beer is natural selection of brain cells. Take a herd of buffalo for example. The herd, as a whole, can only move as fast as the slowest, weakest buffalo. Then a predator catches that slow buffalo and the herd gets fast. As we drink, we kill off those slow, weak brain cells, making the brain, as a whole, get faster and stronger.

Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

If I’d known I’d be this thirsty this morning, I’d have drunk more last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

My roomates are so f*****g lazy. I went for a piss the other day and the sink was full of dishes!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

“Officer, Im not a think as you drunk I am, honeshtly…”

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie, & Splat. AND JAY!!! *pouts

Vote for your favorite beer!

Beers:
[poll: Corona, Budweiser, Bud light, Guinness, Samuel Adams, (Blue moon (draft), amstel, amstel light, Heineken, Rolling Rock, Michelob, Michelob light, Michelob ultra light, Buzzards bay (draft), Whales tale (draft), Kilkenny, Crackshot, Murphys, Strongarm, Hamms, pabst, Old English, Bull, Busch, Iron City Beer, I prefer having a working liver, I’m too drunk to decide, Root Beer, Stella Artois, Killian’s Irish Red, Duffs, Finley is cute whether Im drinking or not, Pawtuckett, Boddington’s, Jebus Zeus, Honey Ale]

Some inspirational quotes:

I’m not under the alkafluence of incahol that thinkle peep I am, its just the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

We’re not Alcoholics, we’re professional drinkers. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Drinking beer is natural selection of brain cells. Take a herd of buffalo for example. The herd, as a whole, can only move as fast as the slowest, weakest buffalo. Then a predator catches that slow buffalo and the herd gets fast. As we drink, we kill off those slow, weak brain cells, making the brain, as a whole, get faster and stronger.

Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.

If I’d known I’d be this thirsty this morning, I’d have drunk more last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. — Ancient Greek proverb

My roomates are so f*****g lazy. I went for a piss the other day and the sink was full of dishes!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Dean Martin

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry

Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. — Anonymous

“Officer, Im not a think as you drunk I am, honeshtly…”

Officer:you are a really good dancer! do you take lessons?
pulled over guy: na.. I am just realllly drunk

Special thanks to: ÅKSLOGISTIC®, Anthrax, Heather Marie, & Splat. AND JAY!!! *pouts