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This is kinda funny but here goes….So my boyfriend has this thing for thigh high stockings. So I went out and bought a pair. I looked at the guidelines on the back ( med/small - 100-150 pounds) etc. But when I brought them home to wear them for him…THEY LOOKED AWEFUL!!!
My legs looked like someone tried to stuff pillows into socks! (seriously, try it) what do I do!? I can’t let him see these stockings on me.
Help please

-Puffleg

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2 years, 5 months ago (2 minutes after post)

Throw out that pair, and go out and buy a larger pair perhaps? And if that doesn’t work… tell your boyfriend that you don’t want to wear them for him.

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CrackHacky offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 Add Friend #
Mill Hall, PA, US | 2 years, 5 months ago (4 minutes after post)

maybe that is how they’re supposed to be? You should post a pic!

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Thepp offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 Add Friend #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 5 months ago (10 minutes after post)

Get him to ware them. After all it’s your boyfriend that likes thigh high stockings!!!

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Naska offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 Add Friend #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 5 months ago (4 hours, 12 minutes after post)

If you’re doing it for him ask him to go shopping with you and help you pick up a pair. That way you know you’ll get something he likes, even if you don’t see it that way.

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Hope offline Verified User (2 years, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 Add Friend #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 5 months ago (6 hours, 3 minutes after post)

Don’t wear them.

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katie_lonely offline Verified User (2 years, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 Add Friend #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 5 months ago (6 hours, 3 minutes after post)

Buy black ones, everything looks slimmer in black lol.

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Hope offline Verified User (2 years, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 Add Friend #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 5 months ago (6 hours, 9 minutes after post)

lol

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Mason, OH, US | 2 years, 5 months ago (1 day, 6 hours after post)

if he l ike u in thm thn does he like u with out thm if not thn dump his ***

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An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 5 months ago (1 day, 17 hours after post)

lol…..great replies people…appreciate it…Ive started doing squats and its helping a bit…lol….I think I will get him to wear them though :p

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An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 5 months ago (1 day, 20 hours after post)

If you manage to get him to wear them, you can then take a picture of him in them. Should be good enough to get whatever you want. Just the threat of showing us lot the pics, should make you the master of any situation.

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Raleigh, NC, US | 2 years, 5 months ago (2 days, 7 hours after post)

Really, just buy a bigger pair, if they have them. The guidelines for the weight/size? Yeah, those are ****. Don’t be afraid to go bigger for looser elastic.

Or, you can try out stockings held up by garter belts. I imagine those wouldn’t have such suffocating elastic. (Never tried that kind on, so I can’t say for sure).

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