Cheese songs!
!!!!
Okay, it’s the time you’ve all been waiting for. I have finally collected enough cheese related text and I am posting them as promised.
First of all, I’d like to put my own cheese songs. I wrote the first one while having a cheese-crazy moment, and I wrote the second one just because I felt like it. So without further ado, here they are.
my song about cheese
i like cheese!
cheese cheese cheese
do you like cheese?
cheese is good
yum yum yum!
my other song about cheese
cheese is very good-a
my favourite cheese is gouda
cheese is very yummy,
it feels good in my tummy
yum yum yum yum cheese
i want some more cheese please!
Those are my songs, now here are some things other people say about cheese:
Four different ways to say I like cheese:
I like cheese- English.
J’aime fromage- French.
Me gusto queso- Spanish.
Eu gosto de queijo- Portuguese.
Jag tycker om ost-swedish
You’ve just got ask this user http://help.com/user/43446-limon Just look at his avatar.
There is the classic Monty Python Cheese shop comedy skit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_S…
It is also available on youtube.
Frank Zappa had Suzy Creamcheese as one of the characters he referred to in song.
I swiss you gouda luck in finding cheese songs and hope the effort is not too grating!
There was a man, lived in the moon in the moon in the moon
There was a man, lived in the moon and his name was Aitken Drum
His face was made of cheese cheese cheese
His face was made of cheese and his name was Aitken Drum
The cheese song
(sung to tune of “supercalifragilisticexpealidocious”)
Mozzarella provolone parmesan ricotta
Once that you have tasted it you’ll want to eat a lot-a
To cook it all you have to do is throw it in a pot-a
The Cheese Song
I went into a restaurant last night to have supper
There were things that were in season and things that were out.
We had cow’s head and cod’s head and sheep’s head and liver
And then after that we had ice-cream and stout.
And when I had tasted of everything
I told the waiter to go out and bring….
Cheese in, cheese in, waiter bring the cheese in do.
The waiter brought the cheese in, it was coloured like the rainbow;
Red and Yellow and Blue
The waiter broght the cheese in and the cheese was sneezing.
Sneezing like a cockatoo.
And when I walked out that restaurant, that little piece of Gorgonzolla walked out too.
It followed me home and it sat on the doorstep
It threatened to kill me if I shut it out.
So I opened the door and it ran in the lobby,
And Pa with the fender gave that cheese a clout.
Spoken: Pa hit it with the fender, Ma threw it down the drain. And when that cheese came back in the morning it was wearing a panama.
So we telephoned down for a couple of policemen,
And our lodger Jim The Militia came in,
He stabbed it three times with the neck of his bayonet,
And it ran in the garden behind the dustbin.
And when the rain was pouring down hard,
You could hear the cheese signing in our back yard:
“Everybody’s loved by someone,
Everybody knows it’s true.
Red cheese, green cheese, blue cheese, yellow cheese,
They’re all loved it’s true.
But…!
I’m a bit of Gorgonzola,
Sitting on the back yard wall,
And I seem to be the only bit of cheese,
That nobody loves at all.
Our next door neighbour came into the garden,
Smoking a penny cigar with great pride.
The cheese gave a gasp and it shouted, “I’m choking!”
And gave a few flip-flops and lay down and died….
Epilogue:
If you go down Paddington Green,
There’s a tombstone to be seen.
And the words are neat indeed in memory of our cheese:
It fought against Russia, it fought ‘gainst Japan,
It fought like a cheese and it died like a man,
Now it’s buried in the ground with the grass growing round
And that’s the end of the Gorgonzolla cheese.
The Cheese Moon
I’ve heard it said by many around,
that the moon is made of cheese they found.
It’s mined by little spacemen mice,
who sell it for a handsome price.
The cheese we eat all comes from there,
from cheddar valleys beyond compare.
And in the rivers of Wensleydale,
The mice scoop cheese in metal pails.
If you peek up you might just see,
The Gorgonzola heights of Ghee.
And to the left and up a bit,
On Stilton Mountains mice do sit.
So next time you sit down to cheese,
remember the mice on Parmesan seas.
Who work non stop in their spacemen hats,
Just glad that they’re out of reach of cats!
©2003 Gareth Lancaster
If you would like to make your own cheese and want to know how http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/…
“Cheese Gromit, Cheese!” -Wallace
Cheesecake?! A cake… of CHEESE?!
Cheese Rap song
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash…
Me encanta queso!! (I love cheese!!)
When I was in highschool.. one of my friends and I went through a .. cheese phase. We had a quote: “cheese is great, even when its gross, summer is better.” Don’t ask. I really don’t remember how or why that came
about. I suppose it is still true though :-) -downcollegegirl
chese- i hate parmesen cheese
chese- it smellz like cats have done wees
chese-it gets even mouldier quick
cheese- u can get it round sqaure or stick
And here is the final cheese song.
http://forum.bandamp.com/Audio_Review...
I would like to thank:
Limon
Mittensinsummertime
Thepp
BruceT
Skeyes
Sarah rah rah
BKH199
Downcollegegirl
kittenface71
molotok
silly_girl_9
And all of my friends here at help.com. you guys rock!
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Gooooo cheese! Cheese rocks my socks off! It is soo amazing.
Nice songs, too.
this is strange… i really expected alot of feedback on this!!! ive worked very hard :(
Have you thought about where cheese comes from? Basically, it’s dried milk lumps…ewwww!
Actually, I do rather like cheese…
Think about the hamburger you ate for dinner! A few weeks ago, it was strolling contentedly through the countryside, looking at the world through big brown eyes, and dreaming of a glorious future…
And what about the poor birds that never even got a chance because you ate them for breakfast?
Ok…maybe not so shortly…I just realized that it’s 11PM! The Ode will have to wait until tomorrow. Plus, it will give me time to polish it a bit…
MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta feta
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhah!!!!!!!!! !! youre funny wow!!!! I like me some cheese too!!
Niiiiice :). Never knew there were so many songs about cheese!
Or wy not this?
The Cheese Song
I went into a restaurant last night to have supper
There were things that were in season and things that were out.
We had cow’s head and cod’s head and sheep’s head and liver
And then after that we had ice-cream and stout.
And when I had tasted of everything
I told the waiter to go out and bring….
Cheese in, cheese in, waiter bring the cheese in do.
The waiter brought the cheese in, it was coloured like the rainbow;
Red and Yellow and Blue
The waiter broght the cheese in and the cheese was sneezing.
Sneezing like a cockatoo.
And when I walked out that restaurant, that little piece of Gorgonzolla walked out too.
It followed me home and it sat on the doorstep
It threatened to kill me if I shut it out.
So I opened the door and it ran in the lobby,
And Pa with the fender gave that cheese a clout.
Spoken: Pa hit it with the fender, Ma threw it down the drain. And when that cheese came back in the morning it was wearing a panama.
So we telephoned down for a couple of policemen,
And our lodger Jim The Militia came in,
He stabbed it three times with the neck of his bayonet,
And it ran in the garden behind the dustbin.
And when the rain was pouring down hard,
You could hear the cheese signing in our back yard:
“Everybody’s loved by someone,
Everybody knows it’s true.
Red cheese, green cheese, blue cheese, yellow cheese,
They’re all loved it’s true.
But…!
I’m a bit of Gorgonzola,
Sitting on the back yard wall,
And I seem to be the only bit of cheese,
That nobody loves at all.
Our next door neighbour came into the garden,
Smoking a penny cigar with great pride.
The cheese gave a gasp and it shouted, “I’m choking!”
And gave a few flip-flops and lay down and died….
Epilogue:
If you go down Paddington Green,
There’s a tombstone to be seen.
And the words are neat indeed in memory of our cheese:
It fought against Russia, it fought ‘gainst Japan,
It fought like a cheese and it died like a man,
Now it’s buried in the ground with the grass growing round
And that’s the end of the Gorgonzolla cheese.
…or after too much wine/cheese, you may want to try:
The cheese song
(sung to tune of “supercalifragilisticexpealidocious”)
Mozzarella provolone parmesan ricotta
Once that you have tasted it you’ll want to eat a lot-a
To cook it all you have to do is throw it in a pot-a
…you have:
“Candi” by Ween
“Pork Roll Egg asnd Cheese” by Ween
“Seas Of Cheese” by Primus
“Big Cheese” by Nirvana
“Mice Eat Cheese” by Modest Mouse
“The Voice Of Cheese” by Frank Zappa
LOL, don’t tell me you will not get help on “Help”!
We take all important questions very seriously!
There was a man, lived in the moon in the moon in the moon
There was a man, lived in the moon and his name was Aitken Drum
His face was made of cheese cheese cheese
His face was made of cheese and his name was Aitken Drum
Only cheese song I know.
lolo_ edited this post 2 years, 4 months ago. Read the previous text »
Cheese songs!!!!!
Okay, it’s the time you’ve all been waiting for. I have finally collected enough cheese related text and I am posting them as promised.
First of all, I’d like to put my own cheese songs. I wrote the first one while having a cheese-crazy moment, and I wrote the second one just because I felt like it. So without further ado, here they are.
my song about cheese
i like cheese!
cheese cheese cheese
do you like cheese?
cheese is good
yum yum yum!
my other song about cheese
cheese is very good-a
my favourite cheese is gouda
cheese is very yummy,
it feels good in my tummy
yum yum yum yum cheese
i want some more cheese please!
Those are my songs, now here are some things other people say about cheese:
Four different ways to say I like cheese:
I like cheese- English.
J’adore fromage- French.
Me gusto queso- Spanish.
Eu gosto de queijo- Portuguese.
You’ve just got ask this user http://help.com/user/43446-limon Just look at his avatar.
There is the classic Monty Python Cheese shop comedy skit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_S…
It is also available on youtube.
Frank Zappa had Suzy Creamcheese as one of the characters he referred to in song.
I swiss you gouda luck in finding cheese songs and hope the effort is not too grating!
The Cheese Moon
I’ve heard it said by many around,
that the moon is made of cheese they found.
It’s mined by little spacemen mice,
who sell it for a handsome price.
The cheese we eat all comes from there,
from cheddar valleys beyond compare.
And in the rivers of Wensleydale,
The mice scoop cheese in metal pails.
If you peek up you might just see,
The Gorgonzola heights of Ghee.
And to the left and up a bit,
On Stilton Mountains mice do sit.
So next time you sit down to cheese,
remember the mice on Parmesan seas.
Who work non stop in their spacemen hats,
Just glad that they’re out of reach of cats!
©2003 Gareth Lancaster
If you would like to make your own cheese and want to know how http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/…
“Cheese Gromit, Cheese!” -Wallace
Cheesecake?! A cake… of CHEESE?!
Me encanta queso!! (I love cheese!!)
When I was in highschool.. one of my friends and I went through a .. cheese phase. We had a quote: “cheese is great, even when its gross, summer is better.” Don’t ask. I really don’t remember how or why that came
about. I suppose it is still true though :-) -downcollegegirl
chese- i hate parmesen cheese
chese- it smellz like cats have done wees
chese-it gets even mouldier quick
cheese- u can get it round sqaure or stick
And here is the final cheese song.
http://forum.bandamp.com/Audio_Review...
I would like to thank:
Limon
Mittensinsummertime
Thepp
BruceT
Skeyes
Sarah rah rah
BKH199
Downcollegegirl
And all of my friends here at help.com. you guys rock!
gooooooooooooooooooooocccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lol
me gusta queso!!
Lolo - why not asking for that in ALL languages?
You may qualify for a Guinness Record, being the one knowing “I like cheese” in most languages… …you’ll be famous! lol
lolo_ edited this post 2 years, 4 months ago. Read the previous text »
Cheese songs!!!!!
Okay, it’s the time you’ve all been waiting for. I have finally collected enough cheese related text and I am posting them as promised.
First of all, I’d like to put my own cheese songs. I wrote the first one while having a cheese-crazy moment, and I wrote the second one just because I felt like it. So without further ado, here they are.
my song about cheese
i like cheese!
cheese cheese cheese
do you like cheese?
cheese is good
yum yum yum!
my other song about cheese
cheese is very good-a
my favourite cheese is gouda
cheese is very yummy,
it feels good in my tummy
yum yum yum yum cheese
i want some more cheese please!
Those are my songs, now here are some things other people say about cheese:
Four different ways to say I like cheese:
I like cheese- English.
J’aime fromage- French.
Me gusto queso- Spanish.
Eu gosto de queijo- Portuguese.
You’ve just got ask this user http://help.com/user/43446-limon Just look at his avatar.
There is the classic Monty Python Cheese shop comedy skit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_S…
It is also available on youtube.
Frank Zappa had Suzy Creamcheese as one of the characters he referred to in song.
I swiss you gouda luck in finding cheese songs and hope the effort is not too grating!
There was a man, lived in the moon in the moon in the moon
There was a man, lived in the moon and his name was Aitken Drum
His face was made of cheese cheese cheese
His face was made of cheese and his name was Aitken Drum
The cheese song
(sung to tune of “supercalifragilisticexpealidocious”)
Mozzarella provolone parmesan ricotta
Once that you have tasted it you’ll want to eat a lot-a
To cook it all you have to do is throw it in a pot-a
The Cheese Song
I went into a restaurant last night to have supper
There were things that were in season and things that were out.
We had cow’s head and cod’s head and sheep’s head and liver
And then after that we had ice-cream and stout.
And when I had tasted of everything
I told the waiter to go out and bring….
Cheese in, cheese in, waiter bring the cheese in do.
The waiter brought the cheese in, it was coloured like the rainbow;
Red and Yellow and Blue
The waiter broght the cheese in and the cheese was sneezing.
Sneezing like a cockatoo.
And when I walked out that restaurant, that little piece of Gorgonzolla walked out too.
It followed me home and it sat on the doorstep
It threatened to kill me if I shut it out.
So I opened the door and it ran in the lobby,
And Pa with the fender gave that cheese a clout.
Spoken: Pa hit it with the fender, Ma threw it down the drain. And when that cheese came back in the morning it was wearing a panama.
So we telephoned down for a couple of policemen,
And our lodger Jim The Militia came in,
He stabbed it three times with the neck of his bayonet,
And it ran in the garden behind the dustbin.
And when the rain was pouring down hard,
You could hear the cheese signing in our back yard:
“Everybody’s loved by someone,
Everybody knows it’s true.
Red cheese, green cheese, blue cheese, yellow cheese,
They’re all loved it’s true.
But…!
I’m a bit of Gorgonzola,
Sitting on the back yard wall,
And I seem to be the only bit of cheese,
That nobody loves at all.
Our next door neighbour came into the garden,
Smoking a penny cigar with great pride.
The cheese gave a gasp and it shouted, “I’m choking!”
And gave a few flip-flops and lay down and died….
Epilogue:
If you go down Paddington Green,
There’s a tombstone to be seen.
And the words are neat indeed in memory of our cheese:
It fought against Russia, it fought ‘gainst Japan,
It fought like a cheese and it died like a man,
Now it’s buried in the ground with the grass growing round
And that’s the end of the Gorgonzolla cheese.
The Cheese Moon
I’ve heard it said by many around,
that the moon is made of cheese they found.
It’s mined by little spacemen mice,
who sell it for a handsome price.
The cheese we eat all comes from there,
from cheddar valleys beyond compare.
And in the rivers of Wensleydale,
The mice scoop cheese in metal pails.
If you peek up you might just see,
The Gorgonzola heights of Ghee.
And to the left and up a bit,
On Stilton Mountains mice do sit.
So next time you sit down to cheese,
remember the mice on Parmesan seas.
Who work non stop in their spacemen hats,
Just glad that they’re out of reach of cats!
©2003 Gareth Lancaster
If you would like to make your own cheese and want to know how http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/…
“Cheese Gromit, Cheese!” -Wallace
Cheesecake?! A cake… of CHEESE?!
Cheese Rap song
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash…
Me encanta queso!! (I love cheese!!)
When I was in highschool.. one of my friends and I went through a .. cheese phase. We had a quote: “cheese is great, even when its gross, summer is better.” Don’t ask. I really don’t remember how or why that came
about. I suppose it is still true though :-) -downcollegegirl
chese- i hate parmesen cheese
chese- it smellz like cats have done wees
chese-it gets even mouldier quick
cheese- u can get it round sqaure or stick
And here is the final cheese song.
http://forum.bandamp.com/Audio_Review...
I would like to thank:
Limon
Mittensinsummertime
Thepp
BruceT
Skeyes
Sarah rah rah
BKH199
Downcollegegirl
kittenface71
molotok
silly_girl_9
And all of my friends here at help.com. you guys rock!
gooooooooooooooooooooo cccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, wait a second- that’s the record i’m going for! don’t you dare steal this from me!!!
oh sorry ill back off if you want me to. bye the way its “man patik seirs” in latvian.
Lolo, do you know more Latvian?
I got a phone call from Latvia two days ago, but we used English and Russian.
well i dont speak it very well, but im a quarter latvian and i know alot of latvian people and im exposed to it all the time cuz my mom’s learning it and she tries to speak latvian as much as possible around me so i can learn too. i understand quite a bit, though. many latvians speak russian and english though.
You are, demawno, you are.
It’s just to start.
And lolo, I agree with your mother. Your roots is a gift, don’t give it away by not learning the language of part of your roots. Latvian is such “a little” language, spoken by few. You have relatives who still don’t speak English. Latvia is also on the go economically (member of EC since 2004), and there will be opportunities for Americans knowing Latvian.
Learn it if you don’t think it sucks too much! Start with the funny-to-know phrases. Like “Es tevi mīlu”.
(to all of you other people, that is TinTin telling his dog Milou: “It is a TV, Milou!”) Lol
es saprotu bet es nerunaiju loti labi. how was that? and es tevi milu means i love you.
Good, lolo!
Keep going, that’s nice. I of course knew the love phrase, but I don’t speak other latvian.
I like all sorts of cheese. You just use them differently.
Some types smell awful, but tastes good.
Like certain Danish and French cheese. If you touch it, your finger will smell as a used diaper for three days. But such cheese on a piece of bread, with some sweet marmelade, tastes heavenly!
i like cheesecake!!
Also I, but I got disappointed when getting an American cheesecake. Not that it wasn’t good, but it was unexpectedly another thing from what I used to eat.
A cheescake here is a dessert. It is less firm in it’s consistence and has a faint flavour of almond. It’s made in the oven as a very thick pie-looking thing, light yellow and of course with a brown top surface.
It’s best enjoyed lukewarm (warm but not hot) to enhance the taste, together with (not whipped) cream and cloudberries (the raw-made jam).
Yummie yummie!
yes indeed cheesecake is wonderful. it combines two of the most wonderful things in the world and creates something that isnt anything like either of them! (if you know what i mean).
yay!!
Lol, you won’t get any!
Lolo, BKH and I have already finished it!
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 days, 16 hours after post)
I like…
I’m lactose intolerant, dude.
I can’t eat cheese. Or cheesecake. I’ve never had cheesecake. Is it good?
Yummie!
Tell me what you can’t eat, and I’ll tell you how it tastes… lol.
No seriously, I feel sorry for you. But it is possible to mae lactose-free cheese, isn’t it?
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 days, 16 hours after post)
It is, so I have eaten… American cheese and cheddar. And milk and like… three kinds of ice cream. That’s pretty much it. I can’t think of a lot of things I can’t eat… how about lasagna? Is that good?
Ooooohhhh, it’s heavenly good!
I know it’s a bit more job to make it lactose-free, but it is worth it!
On the other hand, I am yet to find anything I don’t like…
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 days, 17 hours after post)
LOL! In that case, I assume anything I ask you you will reply with it’s good. :P I’m also a vegetarian, which makes it even harder for me to find food. Hmm… are all kinds of ice cream good? Like… the really outrageous flavors?
Well, I eat icecream and I like the taste, but I never went two yards extra for any icecream. I want FOOD! So the fancy tastes are just wasted on me.
The same goes for fancy tea tastes. I like tea, but I try to keep perfume or aftershave separated from my tea. Some of those herb teas smell like that.If my girlfriends don’t stop serving such tea for me, I will make tea on a hammer and a wrench for them, lol.
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 days, 17 hours after post)
Wahoo!! Cheesecake!!! *dances*
I get the Lactaid brand stuff- they do have milk and some cheese and stuff, but not too too much. Just basic stuff. Pills don’t work for me. :(
Ooh, I love tea… but only if it tastes good. I don’t care how fancy it is, if it tastes like crap, I’m not gonna like it. And with stuff like ice cream… I would want to try all those flavors, but only because I CAN’T. If I could eat them all the time, I probably wouldn’t care as much. Haha.
So, how severe is your intolerance?
Actually all adults ought to have it. The pill Heather speaks about is a substitute for an enzym you can’t produce.
Most adults have some digestion problems which actually are caused by this lack of the enzyme.
Hi. My name is Limon and I am made out of fresh cheese. I enjoy picnics with string cheese. I eat Annie’s Macaroni and Cheese for dinner every night.

My favorite kind of sandwich is grilled cheese with extra cheese.

My favorite album is Sailing The Seas of Cheese.

My favorite band is The String Cheese Incident.
My favorite song is Cheesy Rat Blues by L.L. Cool J.
My favorite football team is the Greenbay (Cheese) Packers.
Yeah… you look really happy on that last pic…. lol
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 days, 17 hours after post)
haha Limon.
Mine is severe-ish… I’ve been this way since I was little. Same with my mom and sister.
Aha, that’s pretty unusual with the inherited type.
But medicine works, doesn’t it? If not the one, then the other?
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 days, 17 hours after post)
No medicine has worked for me. I think it’s because it’s inherited or something… I’m allergic to quite a few things. It kinda sucks. :P
Sure. But some of them might go away later, isn’t it so?
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 days, 17 hours after post)
I suppose… but I’ve inherited them, too.
One problem is that they still know too little about allergies. I realize that some cases were not always reported or diagnosed earlier. But even taking that into account, the number of people with allergies has increased dramatically.
I guess it’s because of the pollution and even more because of all atrificial stull we have around us, or even eat! (like cool-aid and other entirely artificial food)
I guess that when your choice is limited, the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence…
Back to cheese… and “natural”. Did you know that Roquefort is stored in horse sh**?
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 days, 17 hours after post)
I agree with Heather, I think lactose free things taste exactly the same. *shrugs*
Oh, I hate anything artificial. I try never to have anything like that, but I’m sure I still do. And yes! Exactly, everything that I can’t eat looks sooo good, but in reality, it’s probably average tasting.
…ewww. Horse sh**?
Yepp!
There are caves with an exact temperature. The cheese is stacked there to ripe, and covered in horse sh**. It keeps the environment exactly right for the process.
Heather, from where do you start? Do you buy lactose-free milk to make the cheese from? (or do you have a lactose-free cow?)
But where do you get the various cheese tastes from?
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 days, 17 hours after post)
OMG CHEESECAKE! *bounces*
LOL I want a lactose free cow… I’d name it Fuzzy.
Lol,
Heather and Ferdinand, the lactose-free “cow”. Remember to remind me, I don’t want to be there when you milk …it.
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 days, 17 hours after post)
Bye Heather! *waves*
I also have to go. Btw, we chatted in Lolo’s post… Sorry, Lolo!
See, you later, mitten and all!
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 days, 17 hours after post)
Bye! *waves to you too*
oh… sorry, Lolo.
don’t worry heather i made a new cheesecake just for you.
cute cheese songs!
your welcome heather…
and its not cheesecake…
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