okies so for a good happy Friday treat (esp since its Friday the 13th) Im going to start a story …
you may only add 1 line there after - lets see where it takes us! muhahahaha
It was a dark cold night as I walked home in my stillettos. I could hear them echoing off the walls click, click, click as I walked down the dark damp eerie allyway …
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and then i farted….reeeeeeally loudly……
which got the attention of a fine looking man in black
coughing - I hurry my pace so not too feel embarrassed coz I just farted
but i cant escape the all encompassing, overpoweringly strong stench of what came out my own a*s
the guy catches me by the arm causing me to breath in quickly (ew) and asks me a question …
W T F?? he exclaims!!!!
Im forced to admit that - IT WAS ME muhahahaha
jesus girl…did that revolting, sickening, gross disgusting smell come out your a*s….?!?!?!
Or is that your Wind Song perfume?
He seems kinda cute so I ask him if he liked it?
but judging from the power chuck he launches at my face…..i guess he doesnt…
I stand there dripping from his spew and cry … I knew today would not go right - being Friday the 13th
The sound of the alarm wakes me from my pungent memory of a dream
(mandy…keep an eye on the chat room….)
*this doesnt count as my sentence ok?!?!?!?!*
(ok Courts lol)
I sit up straight quickly with a painful head mumbling that I hate that stupid alarm clock! and I find some body in the bed next to me … wonder who …
it’s the guy from the dream!!! And he just farted!!!
she jumps out of the bed and lands on a nail - it pokes right the way thru her foot and spills blood on to the floor - she yelps!
The man grumbles, turns over, and farts again!
oh great thanks so replies - not like Im in pain or nothing - she throws the pillow at the man … get the heck up!
The pillow hits the man, he falls off the bed, and lands, on a nail. Who built this place?
…he says, yes, yes, scratch me more, but a bit to the left!
(hehehehe but he is pinned on a nail … nvm I suppose - strange things happen at sea LOL)
she scratches his side and a bit to the left which transports them to a dark scary mansion which is obv haunted …
by strange flying butts.
that are made of metal
(thank you guys! haha this is supposed to be scary and now all I can think of is flying metal butts - hey never mind LOL)
and as if things could not get more random a pink daisy pops up by her foot and starts singing a song …
She stomps on the pink daisy with her stilletto’s and it screams like a struck rabbit attracting the attention of the floating metal butts…
(WOW some body is in a good mood! hehehe … well done that is an awesome addition to the post!)
the man falls over in shock and cries like a baby coz the howl was almost unearthly
The man then wakes up from HIS dream, how odd . . .
He rolls over and lovingly spoons the one next to him in the stilletto’s, only to find out that Mrs. Stillettos is really Mr. Stilletto.
The man thought…very odd… maybe Key West wasn’t a good choice for vacation after all.
Next year I will go to S.F. Somebody told me there are a lot of powerful girls in Chinatown, girls with muscles. I like muscles…
…the sound was overwhelming when the wall fell down. And there they were, spooning, in a bed without a bedcover, naked except for the stilettos.
It wouldn’t have mattered so much if it weren’t the wall to the adjoining concert hall, and this very evening used for their college reunion party…
1,100 pairs of eyes looked at them in shock…
“wtf happened?” he thought as he rushed into the closet and shut the door. “god help me” he whispered.
“Hey there, don’t push”, said the other man who was already standing naked in the closet.
” what the hell are you doing in my closet?!” he screamed.
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