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Ditzy

okies so for a good happy Friday treat (esp since its Friday the 13th) Im going to start a story …

you may only add 1 line there after - lets see where it takes us! muhahahaha

It was a dark cold night as I walked home in my stillettos. I could hear them echoing off the walls click, click, click as I walked down the dark damp eerie allyway …

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bobosnickums 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 5 years, 10 months ago (1 minute after post)

and then i farted….reeeeeeally loudly……

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amoonmaiden 1 #
Davidsonville, MD, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (2 minutes after post)

which got the attention of a fine looking man in black

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Ditzy 4 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (3 minutes after post)

coughing - I hurry my pace so not too feel embarrassed coz I just farted

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bobosnickums 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 5 years, 10 months ago (4 minutes after post)

but i cant escape the all encompassing, overpoweringly strong stench of what came out my own a*s

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Ditzy 4 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (5 minutes after post)

the guy catches me by the arm causing me to breath in quickly (ew) and asks me a question …

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amoonmaiden 1 #
Davidsonville, MD, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (6 minutes after post)

W T F?? he exclaims!!!!

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Ditzy 4 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (6 minutes after post)

Im forced to admit that - IT WAS ME muhahahaha

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bobosnickums 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 5 years, 10 months ago (6 minutes after post)

jesus girl…did that revolting, sickening, gross disgusting smell come out your a*s….?!?!?!

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amoonmaiden 1 #
Davidsonville, MD, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (7 minutes after post)

Or is that your Wind Song perfume?

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Ditzy 4 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (8 minutes after post)

He seems kinda cute so I ask him if he liked it?

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bobosnickums 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 5 years, 10 months ago (9 minutes after post)

but judging from the power chuck he launches at my face…..i guess he doesnt…

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Ditzy 4 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (10 minutes after post)

I stand there dripping from his spew and cry … I knew today would not go right - being Friday the 13th

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amoonmaiden 1 #
Davidsonville, MD, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (13 minutes after post)

The sound of the alarm wakes me from my pungent memory of a dream

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bobosnickums 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 5 years, 10 months ago (15 minutes after post)

(mandy…keep an eye on the chat room….)
*this doesnt count as my sentence ok?!?!?!?!*

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Ditzy 4 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (17 minutes after post)

(ok Courts lol)
I sit up straight quickly with a painful head mumbling that I hate that stupid alarm clock! and I find some body in the bed next to me … wonder who …

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Ocelot 1 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (2 hours, 18 minutes after post)

it’s the guy from the dream!!! And he just farted!!!

Ditzy 4 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (2 hours, 21 minutes after post)

she jumps out of the bed and lands on a nail - it pokes right the way thru her foot and spills blood on to the floor - she yelps!

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Ocelot 1 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (2 hours, 22 minutes after post)

The man grumbles, turns over, and farts again!

Ditzy 4 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (2 hours, 23 minutes after post)

oh great thanks so replies - not like Im in pain or nothing - she throws the pillow at the man … get the heck up!

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Ocelot 1 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (2 hours, 24 minutes after post)

The pillow hits the man, he falls off the bed, and lands, on a nail. Who built this place?

molotok 3 #
G�vle, 03, SE | 5 years, 10 months ago (8 hours, 3 minutes after post)

…he says, yes, yes, scratch me more, but a bit to the left!

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Ditzy 4 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (8 hours, 5 minutes after post)

(hehehehe but he is pinned on a nail … nvm I suppose - strange things happen at sea LOL)

she scratches his side and a bit to the left which transports them to a dark scary mansion which is obv haunted …

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Ocelot 1 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (9 hours, 49 minutes after post)

by strange flying butts.

Suc XVIII 3 #
Luton, I1, GB | 5 years, 10 months ago (10 hours, 55 minutes after post)

that are made of metal

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Ditzy 4 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (12 hours after post)

(thank you guys! haha this is supposed to be scary and now all I can think of is flying metal butts - hey never mind LOL)
and as if things could not get more random a pink daisy pops up by her foot and starts singing a song …

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krazykittykat69 1 #
An Unknown Location | 5 years, 10 months ago (12 hours, 18 minutes after post)

She stomps on the pink daisy with her stilletto’s and it screams like a struck rabbit attracting the attention of the floating metal butts…

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Ditzy 4 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (12 hours, 37 minutes after post)

(WOW some body is in a good mood! hehehe … well done that is an awesome addition to the post!)
the man falls over in shock and cries like a baby coz the howl was almost unearthly

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Ocelot 1 #
Ventura, CA, US | 5 years, 10 months ago (12 hours, 41 minutes after post)

The man then wakes up from HIS dream, how odd . . .

krazykittykat69 1 #
An Unknown Location | 5 years, 10 months ago (14 hours, 1 minute after post)

He rolls over and lovingly spoons the one next to him in the stilletto’s, only to find out that Mrs. Stillettos is really Mr. Stilletto.

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molotok 3 #
G�vle, 03, SE | 5 years, 10 months ago (19 hours, 35 minutes after post)

The man thought…very odd… maybe Key West wasn’t a good choice for vacation after all.
Next year I will go to S.F. Somebody told me there are a lot of powerful girls in Chinatown, girls with muscles. I like muscles…

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BKH199 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 5 years, 10 months ago (1 day, 10 hours after post)

*crash!!*

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molotok 3 #
G�vle, 03, SE | 5 years, 10 months ago (1 day, 13 hours after post)

…the sound was overwhelming when the wall fell down. And there they were, spooning, in a bed without a bedcover, naked except for the stilettos.

It wouldn’t have mattered so much if it weren’t the wall to the adjoining concert hall, and this very evening used for their college reunion party…

1,100 pairs of eyes looked at them in shock…

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BKH199 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 5 years, 10 months ago (1 day, 17 hours after post)

“wtf happened?” he thought as he rushed into the closet and shut the door. “god help me” he whispered.

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molotok 3 #
G�vle, 03, SE | 5 years, 10 months ago (1 day, 18 hours after post)

“Hey there, don’t push”, said the other man who was already standing naked in the closet.

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BKH199 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 5 years, 10 months ago (2 days, 4 hours after post)

” what the hell are you doing in my closet?!” he screamed.

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molotok 3 #
G�vle, 03, SE | 5 years, 10 months ago (2 days, 8 hours after post)

“Yours?”
“Takers keepers!”

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BKH199 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 5 years, 10 months ago (2 days, 13 hours after post)

“get out!!”

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