Family help: Heheheheh funny or what!

Kiko_Rox

Worthing, P6, GB

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Pancakes2

Heheheheh funny or what!

And random!

This is what Rinoa told me.
She phoned up the local cinema to ask what the times were for Pirates of the Caribbean 3 so we could go and see it. The cinema has a recorded message thing so its like press 1 for viewing times press 2 for new films etc.
Somehow she got onto info about the films and there was a recording of a man going:

” You have selected Charlottes Web which is a childs fantasy classic about the adventure of a talking pig and is suitable for all the family! If you enjoyed this you will also like Paradise Lost which is a gory horror certificate 18.”

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Ditzy 40 #
Ventura, CA, US | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 minutes after post)

hehehe thats awesome! and so wrong!

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pbear 4 #
GB | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 minutes after post)

Hey, charlottes Web is good. >o<
Lmao, that was totally random.

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Kiz 1 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 minutes after post)

hehehe i think i’d need something gory after watching charlottes web to make up for the fact that i’d want to be jumping off a cliff or slashing my wrists.

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Kiko_Rox 1 #
Worthing, P6, GB | 2 years, 4 months ago (4 minutes after post)

I take it you dont like gentle kids fantasy adventures, kiz!

Kiko_Rox edited this post 2 years, 4 months ago. Read the previous text »

Heheheheh funny or what! And random!

This is what Rinoa told me.
She phoned up the local cinema to ask what the times where for Pirates of the Caribbean 3 so we could go and see it. The cinema has a recorded message thing so its like press 1 for viewing times press 2 for new films etc.
Somehow she got onto info about the films and there was a recording of a woman going:

” You have selected Charlottes Web which is a childs fantasy classic about the adventure of a talking pig and is suitable for all the family! If you enjoyed this you will also like Paradise Lost which is a gory horror certificate 18.”

………………………………………….

Kiz 1 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (5 minutes after post)

ive endured enough of them. my best friend comes from a family of 13, unfortunately that means that before he moved out and we were at his place, thres was usually just kids movies on, over and over and over and over and over….

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Kiko_Rox 1 #
Worthing, P6, GB | 2 years, 4 months ago (6 minutes after post)

I feel your pain…..

Kiz 1 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (7 minutes after post)

lol fortunately he is married now and when i go over his place, its usually for a BBQ, some music, watch a bit of Farscape and chill out with his wife and mates. muuuuch better :) *sighs like the sound of a cold can of coke being opened*

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Kiko_Rox 1 #
Worthing, P6, GB | 2 years, 4 months ago (10 minutes after post)

Awwww I love a happy ending

Kiz 1 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (26 minutes after post)

me too :) cold coke and sleep is a happy ending for me!

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~LazyDaze~ 434 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (38 minutes after post)

LoL funny, the woman who had to read all that onto the tape probably stopped thinking about what she was saying after a while and just read whatever was written down

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Ballinteer, 07, IE | 2 years, 4 months ago (2 hours, 23 minutes after post)

Ha! I must go to that cinema sumtime!

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molotok 18 #
G�vle, 03, SE | 2 years, 4 months ago (3 hours, 52 minutes after post)

Lol…

Yes LazyDaze, I think so too. They just automatically read, without listening to themselves.

I saw a link on the web (I forgot where) to some tape recordings from Heathrow. Somebody had dressed as a taxi driver and went up to the information desk, asking them to call out some names for people who had ordered a taxi.
They gave slips to the girl, with Indian, French and other foreign names, cleverly put together. So from the loudspeakers came a lot of obscenities like when they called for “Mr. Blairefox d’Aco Visista”. Several recordings were made until an airport official heard it and stopped her.

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An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (5 hours, 46 minutes after post)

Hahahahahah!

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Mï†z¥-superMODel 3 #
Tullahoma, TN, US | 2 years, 4 months ago (6 hours, 54 minutes after post)

Too funny!

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Hannah Quagmire 1 #
Abilene, TX, US | 2 years, 4 months ago (8 hours, 50 minutes after post)

Hahaha, that’s funny :)

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molotok 18 #
G�vle, 03, SE | 2 years, 4 months ago (9 hours, 11 minutes after post)

I found one of the links..

http://zwergenkoenig.com/british-humor/

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Mrs. Hasta Pianoman 28 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (13 hours, 23 minutes after post)

lol they prolly did that on purpose or something, eh?

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An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (13 hours, 50 minutes after post)

Lmao, trying to maximize profits…

Hope 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (16 hours, 34 minutes after post)

haha…that is hilarious!

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Grays, O3, GB | 2 years, 4 months ago (19 hours, 23 minutes after post)

ha ha ha sooo funny lmao!!!

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Barbyman 5 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 4 months ago (22 hours, 42 minutes after post)

ha ha ,that at last put a smile on my face he he….

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Pancakes2 6 #
Pevensey, E2, GB | 2 years, 4 months ago (1 day, 21 hours after post)

i just read the post i remember that the guy on the phon sound like he was flirting with me
(it was a recorded voice which was kinda scary)

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Kiko_Rox 1 #
Worthing, P6, GB | 2 years, 4 months ago (1 day, 21 hours after post)

I want to go on Molotoks website but im in a library so i dont think I can play it out loud!

Pancakes2 edited this post 2 years, 3 months ago. Read the previous text »

Heheheheh funny or what! And random!

This is what Rinoa told me.
She phoned up the local cinema to ask what the times were for Pirates of the Caribbean 3 so we could go and see it. The cinema has a recorded message thing so its like press 1 for viewing times press 2 for new films etc.
Somehow she got onto info about the films and there was a recording of a woman going:

” You have selected Charlottes Web which is a childs fantasy classic about the adventure of a talking pig and is suitable for all the family! If you enjoyed this you will also like Paradise Lost which is a gory horror certificate 18.”

………………………………………….

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An Undisclosed Location | 2 years ago (3 months, 3 weeks after post)

lol so funny

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juliann 0 #
Brighton, P6, GB | 1 year, 10 months ago (5 months, 2 weeks after post)

er lucy hi yes it’s me (Rukia [julie] Kuchiki

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