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Is This Funny or What?

A man has to speak at a conference in a hotel…
he takes the elevator down to the lobby gets off and realizes he forgot his speech…
he goes back onto the elevator turns around and presses 17 for his floor…
the elevator goes to the 17th floor and stops…
the doors make the sound like the are opening but do not…
the man presses the open door button….
the doors still make a sound like they are opening but do not…
the man stands there frustrated and the elevator takes off and goes up to the 22nd floor…
everthing that happened on the 17th floor happens on the 22nd floor…
the man screams “somebody get some help up here there something @#!$%^% wrong with the !@#%$%^ elevator doors” and begins to kick the doors…
he hears a voice behind him say no there isnt…
realizing he got on the elevator alone, he is freightened and turns slowly around to find
the elevator has doors on both sides and there r people standing there behind him waiting 4 the elevator…

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- Fourthings™ - offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 7 #
Ballinteer, 07, IE | 2 years, 2 months ago (24 minutes after post)

lol

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An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (25 minutes after post)

poor man :)

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~LazyDaze~ offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 434 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (28 minutes after post)

LMAO, that would so happen to me

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Keynote offline Verified User (2 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
Atlanta, GA, US | 2 years, 2 months ago (29 minutes after post)

LOL sad

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Excessor1 offline Verified User (2 years, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (39 minutes after post)

hahahaha

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Lynn, I9, GB | 2 years, 2 months ago (58 minutes after post)

been there done it.. debenhams with a pram… ;/

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Richmond, TX, US | 2 years, 2 months ago (1 hour, 45 minutes after post)

Lol that was great.

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shine for you offline Verified User (2 years, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
Eagle Harbour, BC, CA | 2 years, 2 months ago (2 hours, 19 minutes after post)

kinda makes you feel bad inside for him though
i would be so scared that it would happen to me

but
laugh i did

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Jade offline Verified User (2 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (2 hours, 58 minutes after post)

Stress it’s a horrible thing… the poor man… but very funny!

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Qzzzz offline Verified User (3 years, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Montpelier, MS, US | 2 years, 2 months ago (3 hours, 42 minutes after post)

sounds like something that i would do LB..

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Good ole boy offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 11 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (3 hours, 44 minutes after post)

thats messed up, lol

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Beirut, 04, LB | 2 years, 2 months ago (4 hours, 11 minutes after post)

haha , funny !
thanks for the share leirbag:)

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Barbyman offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (5 hours, 23 minutes after post)

yes slim that would be you standing on the opposite door….

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Dan TL offline Verified User (2 years, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
La Mirada, CA, US | 2 years, 2 months ago (5 hours, 28 minutes after post)

lol. I’ve been in thoughs kind of elevators. That was humorous.

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Jet|ImNoLongerAstray offline Verified User (2 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (7 hours, 7 minutes after post)

wow totally akward.. i hate those stupid elevtors, whats the point?

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allengraihcompany offline Verified User (2 years, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (7 hours, 40 minutes after post)

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - We can laugh - I think we’ve done that!!

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Oster: Gettin' It. offline Verified User (2 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
Atlanta, GA, US | 2 years, 2 months ago (11 hours, 12 minutes after post)

Ugh. I was in an elevator like that and was reading over notes for a meeting. When the elevator stopped and the doors opened (behind me) I wasn’t paying attention and walked straight into the closed doors in front of me.

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Rogers, AR, US | 2 years, 2 months ago (12 hours, 7 minutes after post)

funny.

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An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (15 hours, 9 minutes after post)

haha! Oster Ive got you beat (not a elevator story) I had just got off work down town the sun was shinning and I was so glad cause I had just bought these new sun glasses so I put them on feeling kool looking kool then I tripped on the uneven side walk I tripped so hard I flipped over I had a minni skirt on My panties exposed to everyone in the area face flat on the ground! nobody helped me up they just looked! they didnt move like time had froze

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Oster: Gettin' It. offline Verified User (2 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
Atlanta, GA, US | 2 years, 2 months ago (17 hours, 14 minutes after post)

LOL! I’m sure they were in stunned awe of the magnificence of your butt.

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An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

Yeap! gotta lotta junk in the trunk! please believe it! you will always have a place to rest your head dear always!lol!!!!!!

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Oster: Gettin' It. offline Verified User (2 years, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
Atlanta, GA, US | 2 years, 2 months ago (1 day, 3 hours after post)

I like my women… you’re sooo going to get me in trouble.

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An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (1 day, 3 hours after post)

what women? do tell! I would hate to get you in trouble for resting your head on my booty baby!

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Noblesville, IN, US | 2 years, 2 months ago (1 day, 8 hours after post)

Aw, poor guy! I’ve had my moments, too. *blushes*

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Deira, 03, AE | 2 years, 2 months ago (1 day, 19 hours after post)

Oh God i hate elevators, guess i would had done the same thing with an elevator like this.

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Chennai, 25, IN | 2 years, 2 months ago (2 days, 10 hours after post)

lol :)

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Andres, 60, PH | 2 years, 1 month ago (1 week, 2 days after post)

thats life.

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Midvale, UT, US | 1 year, 9 months ago (4 months, 1 week after post)

hahahahah thnx

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