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Annoying Joke

A Docter had a dreadful patient living right next door. At all hours of the night he’d be banging on the wall of the flat shouting,’Doc, can you give me something for a headache?’ or ‘Doc, can you give me something for indigestion?’ ‘….backache…insomnia…’ It was driving the docter mad and then, one day, the patient died. What a relief! Two days later the docter died. Skip forward a little if you will to the appaling moment when the docter is woken by a furious banging on the side of his coffin and he hears the dreaded patient’s voice, ‘Doc, can you give me something for worms?’

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ilovefoxes offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (10 minutes after post)

thanx!

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West Palm Beach, FL, US | 2 years, 2 months ago (13 minutes after post)

now if the annoying neighbor had died of whooping cough, he would have said:
“Hey Doc, can you give me something for this coughin’?”

…ok, that’s really bad.

sorry.

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anothernikki offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (13 minutes after post)

Bbwwwaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ilovefoxes offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (17 minutes after post)

lol

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ilovefoxes offline Verified User (2 years, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 years, 2 months ago (37 minutes after post)

(=^.^=)

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Gävle, 03, SE | 2 years, 2 months ago (53 minutes after post)

Both were quite nice!

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Brighton, P6, GB | 2 years, 2 months ago (2 days, 13 hours after post)

I think thats the best joke youve ever told!
LOL

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