A good joke - from molotok!
A man walks slowly at a Californian beach, contemplating over life.
He suddely bursts out: ”Oh Lord, fulfil a wish for me!”
Dark clouds gather in the sky over his head, and he hears God’s dark voice saying:
”You have been faithful to me in all ways, so I will fulfil a wish for you!”
The man says:
”Lord, then build a bridge to Hawaii for me, so I can go there whenever I want”
God answeres:
”Your wish is very materialistic. Just imagine how much thinking and work is needed for it to be built. Imagine the coloumns having to reach all the way to the bottom of the ocean. Imagine how much concrete and steel it takes to build it! I can do it, but it is very hard for me to fulfil your wishes about so worldly things. Why don’t you spend another minute or two, finding something else to wish? A wish that would honor and glorify me!
The man is thinking for a long while. Then he says:
”Lord, I have been married and divorced four times. All my wives have said that I am insensitive and did not care about them. I wish that I understood women. I wish that I could understand their inner feelings. I want to know how they are thinking when they refuse to talk to me, why they are crying and what they mean when they say: ”nothing”.
I want to know how to make a woman really happy!”
Silence for a couple of minutes… The wind stops, the sky gets even darker…
God answers:
”Do you want two or four lanes on that bridge?”
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