[Help] They put poisen in my food! Updates to this post /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:39:42 +0100 The post was closed by jacky_boi /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-4666128 jacky_boi Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:57:38 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-3493554 Good luck, may God be with you my friend.

]]> Anonymous Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:57:35 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-3493549 ok thanks, ill try that wish me luck

]]> Anonymous Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:56:21 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-3493542 Make love, not war. I know its hard, but forgiveness is divine. Don’t hold it against him man, its not the Lord’s way.

Invite him to join you and the girl. You and cheif can double team her. Remember, go first because sloppy seconds is no fun.

You three will make the most beautiful three-way ever… vomiting and moaning in the heights of ectascy.

]]> Anonymous Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:54:06 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-3493524 okay ill try that out but what do i do about the cheifs boys that put poisen in my food?

]]> Anonymous Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:49:34 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-3493514 Yes, don’t worry about cleaning up or taking a shower. In fact, don’t even worry about brushing your teeth.

Did you know that vomit is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac? It gets ‘em in a baby-making mood everytime man. Trust me, I know from experience. One time I had the twenty-four hour flu, and my house was filled with girls. They can smell the vomit miles away, like a shark smells blood. They want it more than a crackhead.

Here is what you will say: “I have been thinking about you all day and vomiting.” Its the perfect one-line opener. Or “Ever since I saw you earlier today, I have been puking my guts out.” If those two don’t work, just think on your feet, something will come to you.

Remember, if you have to vomit when you’re talking to her, go for the shoes.

]]> Anonymous Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:46:48 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-3493487 [quote Anonymous]Yes… you don’t have much time… quickly. Get up from your comp and go now. You don’t even have time for a movie date… the poison might have already taken control of your brain… you might pass on during the movie… so you better go straight for the make-out session w/ her… don’t use tongue, you don’t want to tranfer the poison to her.[/quote]

im at home right now very sick. near the toliet and the labtop, should i go as is? i dont know what to say to her?

]]> Anonymous Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:40:15 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-3493472 Yes… you don’t have much time… quickly. Get up from your comp and go now. You don’t even have time for a movie date… the poison might have already taken control of your brain… you might pass on during the movie… so you better go straight for the make-out session w/ her… don’t use tongue, you don’t want to tranfer the poison to her.

]]> Anonymous Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:37:15 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-3493463 so should i got to her and ask her out and ask why they put poisen in my food?

]]> Anonymous Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:34:59 +0100 Reply from AhhhhAsh! (: /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-3493455 Hmm…. well I guess it’s okay then. But you have nothing to worry about since she doesn’t make the food. she only seats you and takes your money. So, I don’t think there is a likely chance she will get fired. =] Hope ya feel better.

]]> AhhhhAsh! (: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:32:41 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-3493452 Oh man, your screwed now. Its in your bloodstream mang. You have little chance of survival… go to the girl you love and ask why she poisoned you… you deserve the truth before you pass on…

]]> Anonymous Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:32:03 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-3493421 theres a guy that knows me and he hates me. hes works as a cheif there. but i dont want to tell the health safety department cuz i like the girl there.

]]> Anonymous Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:27:28 +0100 Reply from AhhhhAsh! (: /post/137918-they-put-poisen-in-my-food#reply-3493406 It’s probably just a minor case of bad food poisioning.
They didn’t try to poison you, just like some bad shrimp can cause this.

]]> AhhhhAsh! (: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:25:10 +0100