[Help] gone Updates to this post /post/145958-gone Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:07:38 +0100 The post was closed by I left /post/145958-gone#reply-8922318 I left Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:21:43 +0100 The post was edited by I left /post/145958-gone#reply-8922315 I left Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:21:31 +0100 Reply from homy_aer /post/145958-gone#reply-4995732 it huge

]]> homy_aer Thu, 07 May 2009 19:32:40 +0100 Reply from brightshine /post/145958-gone#reply-3773707 I will bring salad … lot’s and lot’s of leafy green salad and ranch dressing … creamy ranch dressing.

]]> brightshine Sat, 24 May 2008 17:09:17 +0100 Reply from I left /post/145958-gone#reply-3717269 OOps, Didn’t answer my own post. I’d bring foods from the places I’ve been and an infinate supply of water ballons :)

]]> I left Thu, 08 May 2008 19:25:40 +0100 Reply from mou /post/145958-gone#reply-3713708 HUMMUS!

]]> mou Wed, 07 May 2008 21:14:31 +0100 Reply from jade4dal /post/145958-gone#reply-3698250 you are so borrrrrrrrrrrrrring

]]> jade4dal Sat, 03 May 2008 09:42:25 +0100 Reply from thep /post/145958-gone#reply-3599227 This is the best bit saved for the end.

Captain Beaky

This song is too catchy. I mean it. Walking round in public singing it is not a good idea. People look at you funny. Basically the brave and somewhat inept Beaky and team manage to defeat an evil snake that’s been eating small critters in the woods. They win by luck, but hey, there’s nothing wrong with that…

The bravest animals in the land are Captain Beaky and his band
That’s Timid Toad, Reckless Rat, Artful Owl and Batty Bat
They march through the woodlands singing songs
That tell how they have righted wrongs

Once Hissing Sid, an evil snake, kept the woodland folk awake
In fear and trembling every night
In case he gave someone a bite
Said Artful Owl, ‘We’ll lie in wait
And one of us will be the bait.”
Said Captain Beaky, “Have no fear! For I alone will volunteer!”

“No, make it me!” Said Reckless Rat
I’ll stand there in my reckless hat
When Hissing Sid picks up my trail,
I’ll just lasso him with my tail!”

“Oh, good idea” said Timid Toad, “We’ll hide a long way down the road.
And when you’ve overcome resistance,
We’ll rush along to your assistance.”

Said Batty Bat, “I’ve got a wheeze!
I’ll fly and hide up in the trees!
If Hissing Sid should slither by
I’ll drop a boulder from the sky!”

Said Artful Owl, “The idea sound…how will you lift it off the ground?”
Poor Batty Bat just scratched his head,
“I hadn’t thought of that,” he said.

Said Owl, “The rest of us hold back. There’s only one that he’ll attack.”
Said Timid Toad, “I like your plan.”
“Good luck,” said Owl, “For you’re the man!”

So Timid Toad, his eyes a-popping,
Into the woodland night went hopping
Captain Beaky waved his hand, followed by his trusty band
That’s Artful Owl and Reckless Rat, and above the trees flew Batty Bat.

“Stop!” Said Beaky, “I hear squeaking!”
“It’s Batty Bat” said Owl, “He’s speaking!”
“It’s all in code,” said Reckless Rat
Said Owl, “I’ll just decipher that.”

“A dash, a dot, two short, two long…
I rather think we’ve got it wrong.
It reads ‘can clearly see the road,
Hissing Sid has captured Toad!’”

“Quick men!” said Beaky, “No delay!
“You mustn’t let him get away!”
And leaping off, said “Follow me!”
And ran head first into a tree.

“Dot dot dot” squeaked Batty Bat.
Said Beaky, “Quick! Decipher that!”
Said Reckless Rat, “Perhaps we’re gaining?”
“No,” said Owl. “He says…it’s raining”

Oh, how they ran to save poor Toad,
For they must find that snake’s abode
Guided by old Batty Bat
Dot dot go this way dash, go that!

Then Hissing Sid’s lair they spied
Were they too late? Was he inside?
Said Reckless Rat, “I’ll get a pole
And stop him going down his hole!”

Then into sight the snake came hopping,
Right past his hole, no sign of stopping
Said Reckless Rat, “That’s rather funny,
“There’s something jumping in his tummy.”

Said Captain Beaky, “Well I’m blowed!
Hissing Sid has swallowed Toad!”
And as the snake hopped out of sight,
Off they chased into the night.

At last they found him, tired and dizzy
And pulled out Toad, who said “Where is he?
For left alone, I felt quite sick,
And hopped into a hollow stick

Said Owl, “A clever step to take!
You jumped into that slippery snake.”
“That was brave of Toad”, said Rat
“That’s just my sort of plan!” said Bat

Said Captain Beaky to his men,
“Well we’ll not see Hissing Sid again!”
And as they marched off down the road,
They sang in praise of Timid Toad

Above them flew ol’ Batty Bat,
With his wings stretched out, like that
Owl’s idea, the clever fella
To have a flying um-ber-ella

]]> thep Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:35:42 +0100 Reply from thep /post/145958-gone#reply-3599197 Yeh, you are not allowed to put hedgie in a pie, he is my best buddie.

]]> thep Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:26:05 +0100 Reply from Ditzy /post/145958-gone#reply-3599194 hehehe Thep - YAYs hedgepiggie at the party! woot

]]> Ditzy Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:24:24 +0100 Reply from thep /post/145958-gone#reply-3599188 I will bring my pet hedgehog, it loves being stroked but not against the grain. If it’s a sleepover you need to check it isn’t hiding in you sleeping bag. I have named it Cuthbert.
Then there is Hissing Sid. Because I cant tell if it’s male or female, I am hoping it will forgive me if I have Sid bit wrong.

Some massive big stakes and the barbie for sure and if there are any fussy people about. I’ll bring some cucumber sandwitches for them, I wont tell any body though that I will put a great big glob of musturd under the cucumber slices.

]]> thep Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:21:57 +0100 Reply from X_GC_X /post/145958-gone#reply-3597571 lol thank you ^^ I just like the bunny rabbit, which is grey, not green :P

]]> X_GC_X Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:07:54 +0100 Reply from Ditzy /post/145958-gone#reply-3593781 hehe - for some body who doesnt like green you sure do have a lot of it in you avatar (which is extremely cute by the way)

]]> Ditzy Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:23:45 +0100 Reply from X_GC_X /post/145958-gone#reply-3592675 Yuck…. green…. even leaves hate green, that’s why they absorb every other colour but green lol

]]> X_GC_X Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:48:03 +0100 Reply from ~Shie~ /post/145958-gone#reply-3586686 green’s my favorite color…. although i think i look better in red or black..

]]> ~Shie~ Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:51:18 +0100 Reply from Chef /post/145958-gone#reply-3586578 [quote Ditzy]its ok - I actually look good in green :) I have days where I simply have to wear green (called green days) love the color green in real life![/quote]

I love the color green on me!

]]> Chef Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:11:18 +0100 Reply from Ditzy /post/145958-gone#reply-3585700 its ok - I actually look good in green :) I have days where I simply have to wear green (called green days) love the color green in real life!

]]> Ditzy Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:52:32 +0100 Reply from X_GC_X /post/145958-gone#reply-3585192 [quote MittensInSummertime]I would bring my computer, so I could go on help and talk to everyone while they’re sitting next to me eating and playing with… the nice shotguns… and we can all exchange LOL’s when Thraxy tries to use a blunt knife to do his sacrifice.[/quote]

lol I’ll be too busy eating to reply on help.com :P

]]> X_GC_X Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:37:53 +0100 Reply from Naska /post/145958-gone#reply-3584644 I’d bring a Frisbee.

]]> Naska Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:26:03 +0100 Reply from MittensInSummertime /post/145958-gone#reply-3583868 I would bring my computer, so I could go on help and talk to everyone while they’re sitting next to me eating and playing with… the nice shotguns… and we can all exchange LOL’s when Thraxy tries to use a blunt knife to do his sacrifice.

]]> MittensInSummertime Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:27:57 +0100 Reply from ~Shie~ /post/145958-gone#reply-3582587 [quote Nyx (oregon)][quote ♀lil_bit_shi♀]i would definitely bring my camcorder… it also takes pictures.. how neat…[/quote]

Incriminating evidence . . .

ummmmmmm.

I might stay home for this one. lol[/quote]

hahahahahaha…. incriminating evidence for what?? hhhhmmmmmmmmm… hehehehehe… nah.. just so that i could save the memories…

]]> ~Shie~ Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:55:52 +0100 Reply from Nyxotic /post/145958-gone#reply-3582306 [quote ♀lil_bit_shi♀]i would definitely bring my camcorder… it also takes pictures.. how neat…[/quote]

Incriminating evidence . . .

ummmmmmm.

I might stay home for this one. lol

]]> Nyxotic Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:15:10 +0100 Reply from X_GC_X /post/145958-gone#reply-3581690 You can never have too much pie ;)

]]> X_GC_X Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:40:30 +0100 Reply from ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ /post/145958-gone#reply-3581314 we are going to have lots of pies….:)

]]> ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:11:12 +0100 Reply from manas_047 /post/145958-gone#reply-3581265 for felicity….::those r indian fast foods….

]]> manas_047 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:51:57 +0100 Reply from Ditzy /post/145958-gone#reply-3580613 [quote **Rock Angel**]apple pie of course![/quote]
oooooooh yum!!! thank you Rock Angel!

]]> Ditzy Sun, 30 Mar 2008 04:24:47 +0100 Reply from ƒ(x)=healberry³ /post/145958-gone#reply-3580138 Hehe, I love this thread, it’s awesome. :)

]]> ƒ(x)=healberry³ Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:42:40 +0100 Reply from els /post/145958-gone#reply-3579534 Teeth!

]]> els Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:05:22 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/145958-gone#reply-3579443 [quote -Sophie-]If all the users on this site turn up then you may want to only use blunt knives so no one cuts themselves.[/quote]

lol

]]> Anonymous Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:51:41 +0100 Reply from ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ /post/145958-gone#reply-3579076 If all the users on this site turn up then you may want to only use blunt knives so no one cuts themselves.

]]> ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:32:10 +0100 Reply from ~Shie~ /post/145958-gone#reply-3579050 [quote els]Dear Rock angel, people have suggested: a shot gun, a pile of antidepressants, lampshades, therapists, a ritual sacrafice, and worst of all, calorie free chocolate!! I think fried green tomatoes would be not at all weird, and very tasty.[/quote]

lmfao… i totally agree… and i find the other things sooooooo funny that it actually gave me a giggle… i can envision it as of this moment while typing… hahahahahahaha

]]> ~Shie~ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:15:47 +0100 Reply from els /post/145958-gone#reply-3578726 Dear Rock angel, people have suggested: a shot gun, a pile of antidepressants, lampshades, therapists, a ritual sacrafice, and worst of all, calorie free chocolate!! I think fried green tomatoes would be not at all weird, and very tasty.

]]> els Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:09:28 +0100 Reply from ~Shie~ /post/145958-gone#reply-3578587 i would definitely bring my camcorder… it also takes pictures.. how neat…

]]> ~Shie~ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:58:00 +0100 Reply from ~*Confused*With*Love /post/145958-gone#reply-3578424 ok u might think i’m weird, but i would bring fried green tomatoes. they are delish! and a apple pie of course!

]]> ~*Confused*With*Love Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:08:07 +0100 Reply from vickierhodesm /post/145958-gone#reply-3578396 I would bring a huge bowl of potato salad and huge platter of fried chicken, along with a vegetable and fruit platters. I don’t have anyone to cook for any more and it would be a pleasure to do it…

]]> vickierhodesm Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:34:24 +0100 Reply from nextstar /post/145958-gone#reply-3578070 Sheets & paintings . it would be nice if we all starting to paint whatever cross on our minds , we would know more about each other then

]]> nextstar Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:22:35 +0100 Reply from Chef /post/145958-gone#reply-3578021 Cheese.

]]> Chef Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:47:10 +0100 Reply from ☆miss lilies☆ /post/145958-gone#reply-3577699 I knew it. *oops :D

Hugs Fletch. I’m sure Nikko won’t mind.

I’m joining the picnic, maker of arrows. Then you take care of the music. :)

]]> ☆miss lilies☆ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:29:23 +0100 Reply from fletcher /post/145958-gone#reply-3577686 Well, I mean’t you, but I suppose that you would be coming anyway :3

]]> fletcher Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:25:41 +0100 Reply from ☆miss lilies☆ /post/145958-gone#reply-3577554 :D as in lilies the flowers. Gotta have some of those!

]]> ☆miss lilies☆ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:49:13 +0100 Reply from fletcher /post/145958-gone#reply-3577537 An acoustic guitar,

and Lilies! =3

]]> fletcher Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:44:59 +0100 Reply from ☆miss lilies☆ /post/145958-gone#reply-3577129 hahaha! i was just kidding about the clown! heeeheee some of you here might have nightmares at night. :D

I like bubble machine too.

]]> ☆miss lilies☆ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:44:51 +0100 Reply from Ditzy /post/145958-gone#reply-3577106 eek! clown! Im not coming any more those things are freaky! but a balloon artist would be cool :)

]]> Ditzy Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:39:14 +0100 Reply from ☆miss lilies☆ /post/145958-gone#reply-3577072 fruits and balloons. :)

if you want, a clown

]]> ☆miss lilies☆ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:27:37 +0100 Reply from els /post/145958-gone#reply-3576438 Oh yeah, I love me a good sacrifice dance party.

]]> els Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:43:20 +0100 Reply from spiritedsoul /post/145958-gone#reply-3576418 [quote 53770]i think everyone knows what i’d bring.[/quote]

whats that

]]> spiritedsoul Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:35:26 +0100 Reply from Felicity on break /post/145958-gone#reply-3576356 manas, what are those?

]]> Felicity on break Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:06:42 +0100 Reply from Setto? /post/145958-gone#reply-3576249 i think everyone knows what i’d bring.

]]> Setto? Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:23:32 +0100 Reply from Nyxotic /post/145958-gone#reply-3576240 [quote manas_047]eat the post!!![/quote]

lol - I wish

]]> Nyxotic Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:19:09 +0100 Reply from manas_047 /post/145958-gone#reply-3576232 eat the post!!!

]]> manas_047 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:12:02 +0100 Reply from ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ /post/145958-gone#reply-3576231 this post is making me hungre

]]> ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:11:02 +0100 Reply from manas_047 /post/145958-gone#reply-3576230 wud bring lots of kachoris,panipuris..& other grt stuff

]]> manas_047 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:10:33 +0100 Reply from Felicity on break /post/145958-gone#reply-3576222 Oh, love cimmanon(lol) rolls, My Mother in law made the best.m sure yours are great too though. Thanks Nikko- fun post!

]]> Felicity on break Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:04:54 +0100 Reply from Dan TL /post/145958-gone#reply-3576217 I’d bring a lot of bottles of water, cause water is good for you.

]]> Dan TL Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:03:22 +0100 Reply from Ditzy /post/145958-gone#reply-3576215 they are Cinnamon buns dedicated to Charlie (Cookies and Cream) I made them on her Bday :)

]]> Ditzy Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:03:03 +0100 Reply from Felicity on break /post/145958-gone#reply-3576212 Ditsy? what are cimmanon charlies?………EEls, awe, Thats sounds so comforting,what a nice thought……..I’m a meat lover so I’ll bring the Italian Sausages, and more watermelon mmmmmmmm

]]> Felicity on break Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:02:17 +0100 Reply from ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ /post/145958-gone#reply-3576209 samosas filled with crispy outer pastery and a spicy vegetable filling.

always go down well…..with me…

and a bottle of wine or two.

]]> ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:00:44 +0100 Reply from Nyxotic /post/145958-gone#reply-3576167 I’m bringing veggie burgers and tofurkey hot dogs, too, since not everyone is a meatlover.

]]> Nyxotic Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:46:10 +0100 Reply from ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ /post/145958-gone#reply-3576165 Went to a barbecue here last year…..

small susage rolls…loved them…got told off by mum for eating to many…lol

]]> ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:45:27 +0100 Reply from els /post/145958-gone#reply-3576164 YEAH! We can get all the good therapist to gang up on all the bad therapist that F*** people up instead of helping them. Or maybe just sit them down and tell them where they are going wrong.

Oh, and I’d bring delicious chocolate cake of cause.

]]> els Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:45:14 +0100 Reply from Nyxotic /post/145958-gone#reply-3576157 Well the way this thread is going, I might as well bring my therapist, too.

]]> Nyxotic Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:43:37 +0100 Reply from els /post/145958-gone#reply-3576145 Oh my God, you guys are really going to hate, hate, hate me for this, but my first thought was ‘nothing sharp’. So, so un-PC! Lots of big blankets and bean bags for people to snuggle into a feel secure for a bit.

]]> els Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:40:51 +0100 Reply from Ditzy /post/145958-gone#reply-3576124 [quote -Sophie-]I would send Ditzy back home for not bringing the cookies she makes[/quote]

hahaha I would also bring my cookies and possibly even make a cheesecake :)

]]> Ditzy Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:33:39 +0100 Reply from I left /post/145958-gone#reply-3576121 Pick out your lampshades if you must :) I gave that one up ages ago. :)

]]> I left Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:32:48 +0100 Reply from X_GC_X /post/145958-gone#reply-3576113 Alcomohol sounds good at the picnic :) Although I’m pretty sure a lot of people in need of help shouldn’t be drinking…

]]> X_GC_X Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:30:39 +0100 Reply from ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ /post/145958-gone#reply-3576109 well there are loads of potato salad…love it.

I also like small chocolate ecairs…..yummmm..yummmm

I would send Ditzy back home for not bringing the cookies she makes

]]> ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:29:58 +0100 Reply from Rico /post/145958-gone#reply-3576107 [quote Nyx (oregon)]Is this a b.y.o.b. picnic?[/quote]

I can see where Nyx and I will be. who will bring the lamp shades?

]]> Rico Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:29:37 +0100 Reply from Nyxotic /post/145958-gone#reply-3576095 Is this a b.y.o.b. picnic?

]]> Nyxotic Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:27:43 +0100 Reply from KT1 /post/145958-gone#reply-3576093 Jell-o mold

]]> KT1 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:26:28 +0100 Reply from Ditzy /post/145958-gone#reply-3576061 I would bring Potato Salad and Cinnamon Charlies and Sodas :) (and my neffalump coz it is a teddy bear friendly picnic)

]]> Ditzy Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:19:32 +0100 Reply from Rico /post/145958-gone#reply-3576023 A whole pile of anti-depressants, either for ya’ll or me because you guys are depressing.

]]> Rico Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:12:34 +0100 53 users were invited to read this post by I left /post/145958-gone#reply-4914633 I left Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:07:38 +0100 Reply from Nyxotic /post/145958-gone#reply-3575964 pickled okra
pickled green tomatoes
and potato salad

]]> Nyxotic Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:53:10 +0100 Reply from X_GC_X /post/145958-gone#reply-3575948 Pi Pie!!! I once made one of them :)

]]> X_GC_X Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:48:32 +0100 Reply from ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ /post/145958-gone#reply-3575941 depends on the guest list…

my avatar…

…or a shot gun.

]]> ►Shizuko-Sophie◄ Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:45:49 +0100 Reply from OliveOil /post/145958-gone#reply-3575939 Super Soakers

and one of these…

]]> OliveOil Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:44:02 +0100 Reply from X_GC_X /post/145958-gone#reply-3575928 Mmmmm Watermelon tastes nice at picnics :)

]]> X_GC_X Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:38:13 +0100 Reply from Jinx /post/145958-gone#reply-3575925 ummm, watermelon, that is always a favorite at a picnic! :P

]]> Jinx Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:37:31 +0100 Reply from X_GC_X /post/145958-gone#reply-3575915 Calorie free Chocolate. People here need the endophines :)

What would you bring?

]]> X_GC_X Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:34:32 +0100 Reply from I left /post/145958-gone#reply-3575914 Hmm, helpbot, I used to think SmarterChild was a nice bot for you, but I like GossipingGabby a lot more for you now. Good luck with the bots there man.

]]> I left Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:33:37 +0100