Yeah, wouldn’t you like to light up a room like the dark Mortiicia?

: - )

T.

I was serious when I posted it so thank you for getting it!
=)

besides .. what man could resist Morticia.

who wouldnt want the legendary son of tex ritter, john ritter for a father?

for all my parents shortcomings and the utter lovelessness between all of us they were good parents.

Raised me good with no particular bias, I was allowed to choose my own path and they have helped me some in trying to fix my problems. Then, some form of love in my home might have been nice

Funny, but when you I read “parents like the ones on television” in your headline, what came to my mind was NOT the ones you describe in your subsequent text.

The FIRST image that came to mind was Al and Peg Bundy on “Married with Children,” sniping at each other with their children’s assistance.

THEN came the two generations of parents on “Everybody Loves Raymond,” locked in a mutual hate dance with each other and everyone around them.

THIRD I thought of all the sets of parents on “Seinfeld,” and how their hedonistic children abhor them.

My FOURTH image was the Homer and Marge Simpson model of TV families, with the bozo of a husband and the good wife whom he doesn’t deserve.

Basically, I think of TV parents as simpering morons who are unloved by their ungrateful brats.

This is why I spend all my TV time watching home decorating and real-estate shows!!!! I don’t want to even THINK about TV parents, much less HAVE or BE them!