[Help] there is this anoying pick pocketing monkey who just Updates to this post /post/175113-there-is-this-anoying-pick-pocketin Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:14:31 +0100 Reply from Blo /post/175113-there-is-this-anoying-pick-pocketin#reply-3911896 trust me that is not the worse, yesterday, i was stuffed into a army vehicle, the guy driving told me that it was either that or i would have to remove all the liquid in my body and become some kind of desicated sponge then he would strap on the roof. i told him i was just lookin for some walking mushrooms, you know like the toadies from mario brothers, he just laughed and said that everyone in the truck was going looking for them in the south, i got in, and next thing i know i am in a islamic city, but worse off all, that was where i found the pick pocketing monkey.

i do not know, i think he is following me, every where i look, i see him, taking watches and tampons, occasionally smiling for tourist pictures, and then running off with there hat, passport, and any set of knickers he can steal out of there back packs.

but at least the toad people were nice, the gave me a shiny hookah and some mint tea, let me watch the belly dancers, but the moment the shroud came off i was running for the hills.

there i meet two very friendly women with adams apples and silicone mamory glands , who seemed a little to eager to grop my package, after a few seconds i asked one of them there names, and i heard this guy behind me start talking in this deep voice like a 40 year smoke, and asked them to repeat, and one of them shruged, pulled out there mamory glands, then pulled up there pants.

i will tell you it was like the scene from ace ventura, but fifty times worse,

and then i looked around.

THEY WERE EVERY WHERE!!!!

i will tell you that is the last time i listen to some one say sucky sucky, i went running so fact the next thing i knew, i was surrounded by hippies in yellow shirts,

LISTENING TO THAT BLOODY THAI COUNTRY MUSIC!!!!

OH GOD HELP ME,IF IT WASEN’T FOR THE CHEAP LIQUOR, BEAUTIFUL BEACHES AND MOTHERS TRYING TO MARRY OFF THERE 12 YEAR OLD VIRGIN DAUGHTERS, THOUGH FIRST I NEED TO TEST THERE PHYSICAL ATRABUTES, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I DO, WELL EXCEPT FOR TURNing off the cap locks

oh help me, oh help me, oh help me, oh help me, oh help me, oh help me, oh help me, GOOD **** IT BETTLE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!

]]> Blo Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:10:48 +0100 Reply from JesusMurphy /post/175113-there-is-this-anoying-pick-pocketin#reply-3911858 :)

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