[Help] Quotes - Gimme the goods! Updates to this post /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:17:35 +0100 Reply from KiTT. xO /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-5317389 Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure…

As we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

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]]> KiTT. xO Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:09:17 +0100 Reply from Coalesce /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-5098270 There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands. You seek problems because you need their gifts. - Richard Bach

]]> Coalesce Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:04:43 +0100 Reply from chrismakris9 /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-5053984 Two men having a conversation…
“Oh, so you’re married? My wifes an angel.
The other guy…
“Dude, you’re lucky, my wifes still alive.

]]> chrismakris9 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:04:06 +0100 Reply from jack01 /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4678458 keep your friends close….

]]> jack01 Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:42:21 +0100 Reply from u6m7 /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4601818 in the end we wont remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends

]]> u6m7 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:56:49 +0100 Reply from k4kieron /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4496412 the difference between me and the insane is I am not insane - salvadoor dali

May the best of your past be the worst of your future - long kiss goodnight.

Die on your feet before living on your knees 2 Pac

There is no such word as can’t.

Believe in miracle they are all around us.

There is no end to possibility

Life like there is no tomorrow for now is the time of change.

One grain of sand can change the world

peace love happiness

]]> k4kieron Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:09:34 +0100 Reply from shaboobooism /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4463002 Kung Fu Panda Quote:

“Yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery and, today is a gift… that is why it is called the Present.”

]]> shaboobooism Sat, 08 Nov 2008 22:25:53 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4451723 “Opportunity is there for anyone but sometimes it is wearing overalls and disguised as work” Thomas Edison

]]> Anonymous Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:15:32 +0100 Reply from shaboobooism /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4450685 One of my favorite movie quote…
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn’t know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

]]> shaboobooism Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:21:21 +0100 Reply from Coalesce /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4450500 “This is not the end, this is not the beginning of the end. This is the end of the beginning” - Millenium

]]> Coalesce Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:35:53 +0100 Reply from Guesswhat /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4450478 “no matter where you go, there you are” - travel agent in “total recall”

]]> Guesswhat Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:28:48 +0100 Reply from shaboobooism /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4449998 Cool Qoute and another fav of mine as well.

]]> shaboobooism Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:13:37 +0100 Reply from Coalesce /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4449901 “I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.”
- Albert Einstein

]]> Coalesce Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:45:28 +0100 Reply from shaboobooism /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4449829 Wish I could take full credit but actually it’s Zen Quote.

]]> shaboobooism Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:18:40 +0100 Reply from shaboobooism /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4449821 Once you get to the top, keep climbing!
Shaboobooisme

]]> shaboobooism Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:16:11 +0100 Reply from shaboobooism /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4449728 When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
Alexander Hamilton

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

Art is never finished, only abandoned.
Leonardo da Vinci

]]> shaboobooism Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:56:53 +0100 Reply from Coalesce /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4433556 “Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.” - Benjamin Franklin

]]> Coalesce Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:57:31 +0100 Reply from Coalesce /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4427982 Wait… why the hell is there no ‘d’ in refrigerator when there *is* a ‘d’ in fridge??!? This makes no sense. I will crap my pants in protest!!!

]]> Coalesce Sat, 01 Nov 2008 09:39:17 +0100 Reply from Coalesce /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4427973 “Your FACE is a refridgerator!” - Ex-girlfriend when asked if there were any more gatorades left in the refridgerator.

]]> Coalesce Sat, 01 Nov 2008 09:35:59 +0100 Reply from jodie_lak /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4278346 “If these are mistakes then I would make them all again” - Jamie Lenman

“If i dig a hole and put my foot in it….does that make the world my shoe?” - my friend Adam.

“I can’t drink any more work! I’ve got rum in the morning.” - my friend Bag.

]]> jodie_lak Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:28:22 +0100 Reply from Starred /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4278306 “Adventure, excitement; a Jedi craves not these things.”

“A woman needs a man like a pig needs a bicycle.”

“What do a badger and a head of cabbage have in common? Neither one can drive a tractor.”

]]> Starred Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:01:01 +0100 Reply from jcd /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4278237 “On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”

]]> jcd Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:30:03 +0100 Reply from hockeymaniac500 /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4277062 Haha, just a little one, I am playing on 3 different teams this season, and I fly out to arizona for a tourney on sunday. Read my avy, another hockey saying.

and then there is this one. “by the age of 18, the average american has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on T.V., most of them happening in game 1 of the stanly cup playoffs”-Steve rushin

Some serious ones.

“you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”-Gretzky

When you think of hockey you think of Canada, when you think of Canada you think of Gretzky.-Joe sakic

You don’t have enough talent to win on talent alone.-Herb Brooks

Every day you are playing worse, and right now you are in the middle of next week- also Herb.

]]> hockeymaniac500 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:13:33 +0100 Reply from Coalesce /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4277038 Ummm, hockeymaniac… do I detect some sort of hockey addiction?

]]> Coalesce Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:01:09 +0100 Reply from hockeymaniac500 /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4277023 Haha, brilliant.

How about this one. “hockey players are bilingual, they speak english and profanity” gordie howe.

]]> hockeymaniac500 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:54:57 +0100 Reply from Coalesce /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4277016 Unless she is trading you to team Scarlett Johannsen :)

]]> Coalesce Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:50:52 +0100 Reply from hockeymaniac500 /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4277013 [quote Coalesce]Madly Passionately F#k

Question… How do you get a nun pregnant?
Answer… Dress her up like an altar boy.[/quote]

Haha, that’s terrible.

I just remembered the quote I was trying to think of earlier. It is from fedorov (hockey player) “I just don’t know what to think. I play in Colorado, they tell me they like me, and I get traded. I play in Calgary, and at the end of the season the GM tells me he likes me, and I get traded. I just hope my fiancee doesn’t tell me she likes me”

]]> hockeymaniac500 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:49:19 +0100 Reply from Coalesce /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4276995 Madly Passionately F#k

Question… How do you get a nun pregnant?
Answer… Dress her up like an altar boy.

]]> Coalesce Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:43:17 +0100 Reply from hockeymaniac500 /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4276981 [quote Coalesce]If YDK UR BFF she might MPF UR BF… I should be so lucky to be the BF… I would totally ROFLMFAO.[/quote]

mpf? what does that one mean.

And my favorite quote has to be, “Think of the holocaust, now think of the exact opposite.”

]]> hockeymaniac500 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:40:05 +0100 Reply from Coalesce /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4276884 If ydk ur bff she might mpf ur bf… i should be so lucky to be the bf… i would totally roflmfao.

]]> Coalesce Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:10:26 +0100 Reply from SIMPLY ME /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4274896 It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together

If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?

Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home.

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

]]> SIMPLY ME Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:12:08 +0100 Reply from Coalesce /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4274247 Birthdays are good for you! Recent studies have proven that the individuals with the most birthdays live the longest!!!

]]> Coalesce Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:03:57 +0100 Reply from Deąth /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4274175 Dude, Wheres my car!?

]]> Deąth Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:44:06 +0100 Reply from Smily /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4271943 i had super powers once, but my theripist took them away

]]> Smily Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:36:44 +0100 Reply from Smily /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4271940 Beer doesnt make you fat, it makes you lean-against tables,doors, and walls

]]> Smily Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:36:21 +0100 Reply from Smily /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4271933 beer is cheeper than gas, drink dont drive

]]> Smily Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:35:46 +0100 Reply from Smily /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4271931 power is having every justification to kill and dont-schindlers list

]]> Smily Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:35:22 +0100 Reply from Smily /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4271919 i tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

]]> Smily Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:34:21 +0100 Reply from Smily /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4271912 sometimes its best not to question your friends, just help them dump the body bag into the river

]]> Smily Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:33:46 +0100 Reply from Smily /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4271910 if you want to make god grant tell him your plans

]]> Smily Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:33:09 +0100 Reply from Smily /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4271906 bombing for peace is like f******** for virginity

]]> Smily Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:32:29 +0100 Reply from Smily /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4271900 im the anon above

god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can, and the knowledge to know the difference

]]> Smily Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:31:49 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4271887 i have a dream that one day chickens will be able to cross the street without their motives being questioned.

]]> Anonymous Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:30:09 +0100 Reply from Coalesce /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4271055 “Is it really better to be safe than sorry?” -Adapted from Aha!

]]> Coalesce Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:44:03 +0100 Reply from centerstadiu /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4270980 I look deep in your eyes,
And I see heaven there inside,
You make me feel so beautiful

]]> centerstadiu Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:28:02 +0100 Reply from phuckit! /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4270565 Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

]]> phuckit! Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:35:45 +0100 Reply from phuckit! /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4270560 Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

]]> phuckit! Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:34:57 +0100 Reply from phuckit! /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4270556 *”In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” (Douglas Adams)

]]> phuckit! Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:34:31 +0100 Reply from phuckit! /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4270548 Death is nature’s way of saying, Your table’s ready.

]]> phuckit! Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:33:29 +0100 Reply from zimbobwa /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4270531 i forget where i got these but here are my favorites:

1) Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is growing up.

2) A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

]]> zimbobwa Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:30:47 +0100 Reply from phuckit! /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4270524 “I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you.”
–Roy Croft

]]> phuckit! Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:30:06 +0100 Reply from (v) 1 k 3 /post/200938-quotes-gimme-the-goods#reply-4270523 haha nice

]]> (v) 1 k 3 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:29:59 +0100