If you add people to your friends list then they’re easier to talk to — my browser tends to crash opening these long posts.

There was a guy who shot himself in the arm to see what it felt like.

A week after being released from hospital, he was in there again. Apparently he wanted to see if it hurt as much the second time.

*dead* or *undead*

Now it is not true.

I like you. :)

Sorry, that was my split personality.

Silence Kelborn, give me control of the hands again.

Borkan, you cant control me

If you two dont shut up, I will get Bogdan on you

Where did Jacob go?

I think we killed him.

They will, cause you are. :)

They dont want guys?

http://www.bookdivas.com/index.php?op…

Will you do it? As a birthday present for me?

Rule 3: I always win.

Most chaotic game ever.

from dictionary.com

I’m… 51% original material, 30% 2, 5% YouTube, 5% videogames, 5% TED Talks, and 4% music.

wait…

51
+30
__
81

5 x 3 = 15

81
15
+4
__
100

Yeah.

It sounds like you get to be 1, but instead of TotallyUniquePerson, perhaps MythicalFlyingCreature would be more appropriate?

But I want 2 anyway. 2 is the best number ever.

Xeno is a dragon. Zeno is an acne treatment device. Or an Eleatic philosopher.

I am the dragon kind.

>:/[/quote]

XD, I know how you feel.

>:/

Xeno actually led me to it. Normally, I dont check deviant art. I quite like it. Wish I had that type of drawing skill.

Hi simple, hi Barbyman.

One day, when he was about 11 years old, Ou-Yang Guo-De came upon a train that had stopped on the tracks. Under the train he saw a bounty of corncobs. He climbed under the train to get the precious cobs when tragedy stuck. The train began to move, and literally cut him in half…

The details he told me about this event were so vivid that they are a bit too graphic for a happy art listing. He still remembers everything that happened until he lost consciousness, expecting to die.

Though pieces of his story are missing from when he was unconscious, there must have been a miracle involved because somehow he survived. The nearest hospital was far away, and while he has no idea how he got there before bleeding to death, that’s were he woke up. But both of his legs and his left arm were gone forever.

In China, the most likely occupation for a disabled person like him would be to become a beggar on the street, but not Ou-Yang Guo-De!

He continued to study and go to school, and went to work at an umbrella and parasol factory. He showed a lot of natural artistic talent, so the factory owner sent young Mr. Ou-Yang to art school for two years. After graduation, he went to work hand painting beautiful scenes on rice paper and silk parasols.

After many years at the factory, working for low wages, he decided to make a change. He took a leap of faith and went out on his own as an artist. It was a little rough at first, but it turned out to be a good decision.

He has done well, and has quite a following. Also, he is a little famous for more than his art. You see, a few years ago, he was given an award by the government of China for being an example of what disabled people should aspire to.

But there is something about him that is different. This guy totally loves life. He is truly happy and good-natured. He laughs and tells jokes and is the life of the party. He is not a social outcast, but rather a social phenomenon. He is surrounded by a lot of friends because I think his friends feed off of his enthusiasm for life - I certainly felt it myself.

I spent several days with the artist, and I may be forever changed. Whenever I think I am in a tough spot, or difficult circumstance, all I have to do is think about Mr. Ou-Yang. If he can overcome what he did, then I can overcome my petty problems.

That Barbyman is the life of the artist who painted a beautiful Koi fish painting with lotus flowers….hope u liked the story…its real life.

Starsign? Libra.

[quote simple1]Ya Bogdan…life is ok….I try to make it a point to see the simple things and be grateful for them u know. Ya Barby, peace in the world and happiness is what all need. No point in wars….but there is one thing too not all are Jesus Christ to show the other cheek when someone slaps u….so well I dont know…if it should be a tooth for a tooth or something…isnt that the main reason behind war besides some mindless indulgence in violence.[/quote]

There is/was a band, DC Talk, and one of the guys was punched in the face. He got up and literally turned the other cheek (as is what it means). He ended up getting a letter of apology.

Was your thanksgiving good?

Mostly in tact :D

The fluffies are going well. I am too distractable to write all my ideas down, but I am forming them all the time. :D

I, myself, am going quite well too.

How are you today?

Seriously, though, good luck.

My cynical guess is that you liked my intelligence enough to retroactively steal my smart ideas but then were overwhelmed by their utter stupidity.

Scary…

How’d my other personality get involved in this?

ty means “thank you” but is a pun reference to fluffies … http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2…

I just looked at the “Help Me With” post under my name, and while it is mostly lighthearted meaninglessness, there happens to be both a gremlin (who I greet affectionately) and me speaking of “fluff”.

Help I’m trapped in someone’s story.

There’s a Klingon rap out there… this picture reminded me of one of the lines.

“I hate the tribbles,
those little furry sh*ts,
But I love my Kilngon b*tches
‘cuz they got three t*ts.”

Those are so cute.

Do they look like Gizmo?
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk…

Link 1 and 2: Awwwwww… so cute.
Link 3: What the heck? Poor dog.

Pomeranians.

http://www.noogenesis.com/pineapple/f…

Wow look what happens when you click the red circle on the top page of that site.

( http://www.noogenesis.com/ )

Heehee.

Puntable.

:)

I think it’s an Arc for fluffy Archery

http://www.noogenesis.com/pineapple/f…

My mind is off centre perhaps.

Currently working on something about fluffies that take over the world (you’ll understand when I put it out there) and something of wit and puns, great adventures and a hero with a negative IQ.

I like that idea, that it’s mine now. But in all fairness, it’s Bogdan’s post. He just went to sleep. (Remember, he’s in Australia.) Go ahead and add me, I love having fans, I feel so special. :D[/quote]

Still my post. I own it :D
It surprises me that more people come as it gets older, a sudden influx it seems. Still, all are welcome. :D[/quote]

It’s cause it was popular.

I like that idea, that it’s mine now. But in all fairness, it’s Bogdan’s post. He just went to sleep. (Remember, he’s in Australia.) Go ahead and add me, I love having fans, I feel so special. :D[/quote]

Still my post. I own it :D
It surprises me that more people come as it gets older, a sudden influx it seems. Still, all are welcome. :D

Force yourself to write 1000 words. Just keep going, you can edit later.
Force yourself to finish a story within 100 words, at the other end of the spectrum.
Choose a topic or a set of words and prompt yourself to include them in whatever you write. … and so on.

Also, research! Research places, people, diseases, none of which have to be horribly exotic, and you’ll have a wider range of things to write about accurately and convincingly. Don’t wait for inspiration to come to you, go out and grab your next idea.

thanks. you too.

I like that idea, that it’s mine now. But in all fairness, it’s Bogdan’s post. He just went to sleep. (Remember, he’s in Australia.) Go ahead and add me, I love having fans, I feel so special. :D

… not specifically us two, but there is a long conversation that occasionally makes reference to the supposed actual topic. Maybe it’s worth reading.[/quote]

Bogdan said I could hijack it.

I mean the daylight, the free super-high resolution three-D solar-powered graphical world outside. It’s kind of a shame to miss it.

Actually I usually stay awake all night even if I’m awake all day. But I was just thinking that’s what I would try to do.[/quote]

Oh. Right. That. That stuff that keeps me awake when I’m trying to sleep… lol.

I mean the daylight, the free super-high resolution three-D solar-powered graphical world outside. It’s kind of a shame to miss it.

Actually I usually stay awake all night even if I’m awake all day. But I was just thinking that’s what I would try to do.

[quote Barely]You two have been at this all night I can tell. I could write a great short story with the responses on this post.[/quote]

… not specifically us two, but there is a long conversation that occasionally makes reference to the supposed actual topic. Maybe it’s worth reading.

What do you mean miss another whole day? And I know I could fix it that way, that’s what I usually do, but if I don’t sleep, I’ll conk out way too early for a couple days and I have to stay up until at least midnight on Friday and Saturday, and probably later. So I’ll probably sleep for a couple hours, so I’ll go to bed earlier but not too early. (It makes sense to me.)

Sleeping now would mean missing another whole day, and the whole cycle could be set right starting just by staying up all day instead.

Sorry, my humor’s getting unfunny. I can’t decide if I’m going to sleep or not.

[quote Barely]I love tootsie pops but they don’t help with my writing.[/quote]

What about M&M’s?

yeah the discussion kind of strayed into something about tipsy turvy toosie pops or something.

Haven’t read all the replies, but you still blocked, or you found a way past?

Goodnight guys.

If then Theophilus, the Successful Thistle Sifter, Thrust Three Thousand Thistles through the Thick of his Thumb, See that Thou, in Sifting a Sieve Full of Unsifted Thistles, Thrust Three Thousand Thistles Not through the Thick of Thy Tongue!

Pretty much you start by saying the first part, one red hen, then keep adding lines, and if you miss, you take a shot. Or so I’ve heard. But it’s fun without the alcohol, too.

No. I don’t even drink, you know. It’s more of a tonguetwister thing.

One red hen
Two running hares
Three brown bears
Four simple simons
Five fat frivolous female
Six once again six simple simons
Seven Siamese sailors sailing seven seas seven times
Eight elevating elephants elevating eight elevating elevators
Nine, red leather, yellow leather, rubber baby buggy bumpers
Ten tipsy turvy turtles turning tipsy turvy tops on tipsy turvy tabletops.

And that’s it. :D

I’m not done, don’t know why that posted.

Did it involve flasks of faintly fizzingl fountain foam?

Yep. :D

Bogdan the Book Diva… has a good ring. :)

I know Pizza is your egyptian friend from Book Divas or whatever it is called. :D

I’ve never seen that happen.

I don’t know you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffy_(band)

Wiki agrees with me it seems.

Yes, I made myself giggle. I have no idea what I’m doing at all in my life, but I somehow got my computer back working to the point where I loaded up this site, then mostly didn’t respond to all the people who like me the most, and said a few random things other places, and look, something kind of funny happened. so something is good.

hehehe. That’s funny.

It wasnt that random. Quite thinking actually… a bit.

Did you check your chatbox on your blog?

Thank you, B. :)

It was the secret original intention.

Hmm. Seems my wit has died.

“Dont hate me ’cause I’m fluffy”

Not arguing there… but it’s all cool.

Makes a lot of sense, I thought this may be the case. I am just a nut :D

No, silly. You guys don’t have Tootsie Pops or Caramilk bars. I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t have English muffins.

um what?

Does Australia have English muffins?

http://magnoliacafeaustin.blogspot.com/

If you know what Shoop Da Whoop is, there is a Shoop Da Whoop Bowser in the Lazar Collection on YouTube. Ofcourse, it doesnt compare to the Starship Troopers one, but still decent. My older brother showed it to me at his house.

Imma chargin mah lazar.
Imma firin mah lazar.
Shoop da Whoop
[quote][/quote]

*Gwa*

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa…

Uh huh…

I love the old Nintendo Mario Brothers.

[quote Xeno Dragon]I guess phoenixes go ‘gwa’?[/quote]

They do now.

You’re only three and a half years older than me, I was too born when you were a kid!

I could have handled you.

All that is a really bad joke.
Children are strange creatures. I was a handful of a child. ADHD ftl. :(

How old are you simple? Must be at least 47 to consider me a baby.

[quote Barbyman]we moved here from Penrith five years ago to coolangatta .Do you like my site?the second album is almost Finnish.Then touring..[/quote]

I dont spend too much time there, but it seems really quite good. When I remember and my internet is up to speed, I will check it out. Maybe even purchase your CD. Where in Penrith did you live? My Dad lives in Cranebrook, right next to it.

Barbyman and I are from Australia. Where are you from simple1?

Aw… :(

What do you think so far?

[quote Laina1312][quote Bogdan]A six headed monster with six different bodies. It is not 6 monster, even though each head with body is completely independent, and there is nothing joining them at all.[/quote]Confused…[/quote]

Kind of the point. :P

Confused…

Lol.

I know… if you’re a moron he’ll like… prove you wrong and sh*t.

It sucks.

He’s a total jerk.

You know it.

Barbyman is now Night-Pu**y, the Six-Toed Cat.

Topaz is a gemstone.
[/quote]

I know, but I swear that there’s a book series called Topaz.

Lol!

Topaz is a gemstone.
[quote][/quote]
It was going to be a windy night. The roaring of the wind in the trees was telling me long before the day started. As the dusk settled in for the graveyard shift, the curious 6 toed cat was approached by a daunting figure of a man. With a swift twitch of his wrist, the man took the cat down to 5 toes, and 8 lives. Disappearing into the shadow, the dastardly deed would never be known.

What’s with the stars?

And proud!

Stoner!! Lol.

Pu**y!

Oh, well, more for me.

I think I may just need some sleep. Get some energy into me again. :P[/quote]

Sometimes when you take something like that and write it, it doesn’t disturb you s much.

I think I may just need some sleep. Get some energy into me again. :P

Thought flow… When I get really stuck, I spend some time on here, then wait for things to slow down and get dull and stare at my story until something clicks. Oh, and Xeno’s right, music can totally help. Sometimes new music can inspire you.