[Help] Funny stuff... Updates to this post /post/225074-funny-stuff Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:11:59 +0100 The post was closed by *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-7501045 *Dougie* Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:50:37 +0100 Reply from chunkymove /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4577648 [quote zoo_baw]Q: What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?

A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.[/quote]

One left a cosmic design in my corn field last night. I never saw her it’s true, but how else could it have got there?

]]> chunkymove Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:34:01 +0100 Reply from zoo_baw /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4576726 Q: What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common?

A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

]]> zoo_baw Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:52:05 +0100 Reply from chunkymove /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4576525 [quote {Felicity}](Joining in the group hug)}}} Heres a joke you all might enjoy; A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She threw on her towel and went to the door.

Dave, a poker buddy of her husband’s was there. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered “I’ll give you $500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds! That’s $50 a second!”

She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel. He smiled, gave her the money and walked away.

When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked “Was that Dave? Did he bring the $500 he owed me?”[/quote]

If I was her, I’d say “Yeah, it was Dave, but he didn’t have the $500 for you”. I mean, a deal is a deal. She earnt it like the pro she is. Dave had better find another $500.

]]> chunkymove Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:53:27 +0100 Reply from zoo_baw /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4576370 [quote Penguin B☺y Brian]lol i liek it,
have a look at this its not really a joke but its somthing from my standup.

Why do women always complain about PMS, i believe its the only time they are themselves :D[/quote]

hahahaha

yeah, like that katy perry song, “you… PMS… like a b*tch!… i would know”

]]> zoo_baw Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:37:26 +0100 Reply from name with no face /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4575707 dave sounds like a clever chap… we could all learn a thing or two there… but first, does anyone have $500.. there’s something i’ve got to try..

]]> name with no face Mon, 08 Dec 2008 04:50:22 +0100 Reply from Penguin B☺y Brian /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4575247 lol i liek it,
have a look at this its not really a joke but its somthing from my standup.

Why do women always complain about PMS, i believe its the only time they are themselves :D

]]> Penguin B☺y Brian Mon, 08 Dec 2008 01:28:19 +0100 Reply from Felicity /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574706 (Joining in the group hug)}}} Heres a joke you all might enjoy; A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She threw on her towel and went to the door.

Dave, a poker buddy of her husband’s was there. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered “I’ll give you $500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds! That’s $50 a second!”

She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel. He smiled, gave her the money and walked away.

When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked “Was that Dave? Did he bring the $500 he owed me?”

]]> Felicity Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:24:15 +0100 Reply from Penguin B☺y Brian /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574495 yey pingu

]]> Penguin B☺y Brian Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:49:27 +0100 Reply from chunkymove /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574400 pingu pingu.

He was so stuupid, but for some reason it made me smile everytime.

]]> chunkymove Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:10:41 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574147 :D

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:22:48 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574139 *blushes*

Awwww…. but we are having such a gay old time, aren’t we all? :P

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:19:45 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574135 Well we knew that anyway :P

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:18:37 +0100 5 users were invited to read this post by *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-7476595 *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:18:11 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574132 [quote jjlove][quote Dougie the Pisces]I disagree JJ….
Try to guess which one of those two things I disagree with ;)[/quote]

I am not old (as compared to a 100 year old anyway), so therefore shouldn’t steal F’s avatar?[/quote]

:D :D :D :D

Nor will you be when you are one hundred ;)

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:17:07 +0100 15 users were invited to read this post by Penguin B☺y Brian /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-7476579 Penguin B☺y Brian Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:16:26 +0100 Reply from Penguin B☺y Brian /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574126 family guy,
simpsons,
american dad,
futurama,
you know the usuall :)

]]> Penguin B☺y Brian Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:13:22 +0100 Reply from Anonymous /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574123 so penguin boy whats your favorite cartoons

]]> Anonymous Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:12:24 +0100 Reply from Penguin B☺y Brian /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574118 lol

]]> Penguin B☺y Brian Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:09:15 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574114 [quote Moo Shu]did you know moo shu is an indian curry :D[/quote]

I know that Moo Shu is a whale that a whale biologist in Futurama hates! ;)

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:06:26 +0100 Reply from Moo Shu /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574111 did you know moo shu is an indian curry :D

]]> Moo Shu Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:05:42 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574110 I disagree JJ….
Try to guess which one of those two things I disagree with ;)

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:05:40 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574106 [quote Penguin B☺y Brian]lol have you seen what help has classed this post as…depression help : funny stuff[/quote]

Actually Fox… that’s not a far cry from the truth…
I posted it to make people laugh… and help with their depression ;)

Right on the money…
Thanks helpbot… :D

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:03:24 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574104 [quote jjlove][quote Dougie the Pisces]I’ve never actually seen a black kettle in my life ;)[/quote]If a man speaks but there isn’t a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? *chuckle, snort* …You’re young, Dougie. I imagine there are lots of things you haven’t yet seen. ;-)[/quote]

Yes…. I like being twenty-twelve…. but next year… well twenty-thirteen doesn’t have the same ring to it!

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 17:01:58 +0100 Reply from Penguin B☺y Brian /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574094 lol have you seen what help has classed this post as…

depression help : funny stuff

]]> Penguin B☺y Brian Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:58:33 +0100 Reply from Penguin B☺y Brian /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574092 [quote Dougie the Pisces]Penguin boy, shall i post a link to penguinism?[/quote]

lol do what you want its your post :D

]]> Penguin B☺y Brian Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:57:17 +0100 Reply from liv_192 /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574089 I’ve seen a black teapot! Is that the same?

]]> liv_192 Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:55:54 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574088 I’ve never actually seen a black kettle in my life ;)

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:55:33 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574085 Penguin boy, shall i post a link to penguinism?

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:54:45 +0100 Reply from liv_192 /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574083 Austin Powers….always makes me laugh! I love gooooooold! :D

or, ‘put it in the skin box…’ hahahaha

]]> liv_192 Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:54:18 +0100 Reply from Penguin B☺y Brian /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574082 laughter is the best medicine…

…so laugh at me

]]> Penguin B☺y Brian Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:54:09 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574081 Helpbot has a screw loose…
He spends too much time on this site lol

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:54:00 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574077 Deep Blue is funnier I think… especially when you stick him in a futurama episode!

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:53:23 +0100 Reply from ~Grace~ /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574075 Maybe helpbot thinks he was making a joke…

]]> ~Grace~ Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:52:45 +0100 Reply from *Dougie* /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574073 Excuse me Mr. Large lego robot….
Turn your keyword recognition software off for this post… if you don’t have anything funny to say… please be quite!

Ok… so here’s something that popped into my head by association….

That line in one of Austin Powers movies…
Where he says…
This is me in a nutshell…
Look at me, I’m in a nutshell… how did I get into this nutshell! What kind of a shell has a nut this size etc…

]]> *Dougie* Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:52:01 +0100 Reply from Penguin B☺y Brian /post/225074-funny-stuff#reply-4574068 yey i love a good laugh,
lol ha ha ha ha :)

turn that frown upside down

:( —–> :)

]]> Penguin B☺y Brian Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:49:42 +0100