[Help] B-O-R-E-D. Updates to this post /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:17:08 +0100 Reply from jhouston_0 /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4722840 well all i can really recommend is to do something artistic whether it be drawing, painting, or whatever. that is about all i have to do lol. sorry i couldnt help much. or you can play a game i call what if. take all the bad times in your life and pretend they happened differently. then find out how your life would be now :) it is usually helpful for me when im bored so yea there ya go :)

]]> jhouston_0 Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:53:51 +0100 Reply from Laina1312 /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4649021 http://www.urban75.org/useless/bored….

]]> Laina1312 Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:58:53 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648107 [quote Vyki]Yeah, I definately like your style!Am off now, thank you again! Keep up the good posts[/quote]

I’ll try.

]]> Commander Ikari Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:24:57 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648103 Yeah, I definately like your style!

Am off now, thank you again! Keep up the good posts

]]> Vyki Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:22:37 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648101 [quote Vyki]How???[/quote]

It involves some buddies called steamroller, and bazooka…

]]> Commander Ikari Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:21:14 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648099 How???

]]> Vyki Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:20:03 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648095 Your welcome! and if that bed gives you any trouble, I think I can get him to be more reasonable…

]]> Commander Ikari Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:18:37 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648092 Oh you are devious! I like your style.

My bed is calling me now so I have to go or it will be offended and it can get very uppity

Thank you for stopping me being bored!!!

]]> Vyki Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:16:02 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648087 [quote Vyki]Well I can donate half a fruit and nut toblerone if that will pacify him instead?[/quote]

It’s fine….

Because Gravity got tired of them and throw them in his Garbage.

Posing as a garbage man, I procured them.

Score!

]]> Commander Ikari Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:13:48 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648082 Well I can donate half a fruit and nut toblerone if that will pacify him instead?

]]> Vyki Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:11:58 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648073 [quote Vyki]You are a lifesaver, ha the implications are quiet for now!They sound like good offers to me, so all is peaceful now apart from gravity?[/quote]

Gravities quiet, but I had to him him my mint collection of G.I. Joe’s :(

]]> Commander Ikari Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:08:26 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648068 You are a lifesaver, ha the implications are quiet for now!
They sound like good offers to me, so all is peaceful now apart from gravity?

]]> Vyki Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:07:14 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648065 [quote Vyki]They’ve been deleted, implications have beaten me to it…Oh elemental peace, its a toughy[/quote]

Have they?

*pulls photographs out of pocket*

Time owed me a favor, got me back to before they were deleted.

As for the Diplomacy, I’ve given Fire France and Poland, Water gets Australia, Electricy gets Pluto, and Oxygen gets the rights to every MGM movie made prior to 1987.

]]> Commander Ikari Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:05:23 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648048 They’ve been deleted, implications have beaten me to it…

Oh elemental peace, its a toughy

]]> Vyki Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:00:05 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648045 Thank you.

I’m off to put the final touches on a peace agreement with Fire and Water, let’s hope this works
*Puts his Diplomatic Tie on*

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:59:32 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648036 Ooooh good idea, sly but I like it

*goes to find camera*

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:55:50 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648030 [quote Vyki]Oh thats lucky for me as my implications keep randomly slipping off their leads and refuse to come back when called[/quote]

You should blackmail them with those Christmas party pictures. Implications had a wild time at that party I hear..

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:53:46 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648026 Oh thats lucky for me as my implications keep randomly slipping off their leads and refuse to come back when called

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:52:19 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648023 [quote Vyki]Hmm the butane could definately explain a lot hehe[/quote]

I fail to see what you are implying…

Though implication-ometer has been a bit buggy too…

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:50:38 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648017 Hmm the butane could definately explain a lot hehe

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:49:27 +0100 Reply from InsertFishHere /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648014 i tend to just go on ‘random article’ on wikipedia, but that eventually gets boring…

]]> InsertFishHere Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:48:38 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4648011 Water is teaming up with Oxygen to try and fight back fire, but fire has a ally in electricity…

Either way, it means that I have no working water, or electricity, or fire, or oxygen till this is over.

Thank god I have blackmail on my lungs, otherwise I’d be dead by now. My lungs have been forced to use butane instead of air.

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:47:05 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647998 So all is not lost then, and at least you will always look young for your age. I always knew fire would eventually find waters weakness!

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:44:19 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647994 [quote Vyki]Oh dear you are having a bad time. Do you have anything that is in working order?[/quote]

Time is still working right, though last week, I went through several hundreds of thousands of years in the matter of a few moments. It’s fixed now though. And my mind still functions, as so far I can see. Fire is getting rebellious, and is trying to expand into water, and amazingly, is kicking water’s ***.

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:42:21 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647988 Oh dear you are having a bad time. Do you have anything that is in working order?

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:40:21 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647983 [quote Vyki]Now I feel so mean, is it going to bruise?[/quote]

No, my immune response system’s been acting up, so it won’t.

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:38:05 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647982 Now I feel so mean, is it going to bruise?

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:37:20 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647979 *takes boo boo buddy*

thank you.

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:36:33 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647976 See!
Sorry didnt mean to do it so hard!

*hands over the pink boo boo buddy*

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:35:30 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647969 *falls to the ground, holding shin*

yeah, I felt it….

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:33:16 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647965 You can kick anything if you try really, really hard

Om om om om

Did you feel a twinge in your leg then?

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:31:01 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647962 [quote Vyki]Not heard that one, but I have heard the phrase if it won’t work…kick it[/quote]

Hitting gravity is hard to do…

Maybe I should try and get the help of the strong and weak nuclear force…

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:29:46 +0100 Reply from tjwoods /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647961 Try shopping for things you absolutely don’t need and can’t afford.
http://www.hammacher.com/gifts/extrao…

I like the $25,000 “power nap capsule” and the $50,000 replica of Robby the Robot myself, but I suppose some people would go for the $108,000 electric car.

]]> tjwoods Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:29:33 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647960 Not heard that one, but I have heard the phrase if it won’t work…kick it

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:28:53 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647954 [quote Vyki]Thats always a bummer, gravity is always so resistant to blackmail too! Hmm what to do?![/quote]

I’m paying off the electromagnetic force to get gravity to work. You know the saying, “Fight one fundamental force with another fundamental force.”

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:27:44 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647951 Thats always a bummer, gravity is always so resistant to blackmail too! Hmm what to do?!

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:25:48 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647947 [quote Vyki]You could always try the run, jump, bash, slide…run, jump, window opens, you fly through it and land in the garden routine?[/quote]

Yes, but even then it wouldn’t crash into my garden, my gravity has been acting up.

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:24:13 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647945 You could always try the run, jump, bash, slide…run, jump, window opens, you fly through it and land in the garden routine?

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:23:12 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647940 My window is stuck though, can’t open in. I’m wearing him down though, so far he’s gone 5 days without sleep, he’ll crack soon…

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:20:37 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647935 Ah yes, I find a good old fashioned “you are going out of the f””'’g window!” works beautifully everytime I need to fix mine

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:18:38 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647929 Well, my motto is, if it doesn’t work, make it work!

Despite the fact my computer’s internal parts are all rusted in, I made it work with threats of blackmail!

Works wonders!

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:15:37 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647924 Not sure that would work with the lights and sounds kitchen

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:14:14 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647920 [quote Vyki]We steal them all in the middle of the night mwah ha ha ha[/quote]

I was just refining gasoline into plastic in my attic…

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:13:21 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647919 We steal them all in the middle of the night mwah ha ha ha

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:12:36 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647911 [quote Vyki]There is also plastic turkey with oven baked ice-cream[/quote]

Why is it that you have all my favorite foods, but my grocery store never has them?

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:09:59 +0100 Reply from DoubleGin19 /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647909 no it was just the image of invisible tea, with buzz light year as the doll lol

]]> DoubleGin19 Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:09:38 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647905 There is also plastic turkey with oven baked ice-cream

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:08:46 +0100 Reply from DoubleGin19 /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647904 lol plastic toast with invisible tea lol…….reminds me of toy story lol

]]> DoubleGin19 Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:08:32 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647902 Strange tastes! She will be pleased

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:08:07 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647901 Would have been better with imaginary jam…

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:07:58 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647899 [quote Vyki]It was plastic, you try eating plastic toast with invisible tea[/quote]

mmmm, delicious.

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:07:29 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647897 It was plastic, you try eating plastic toast with invisible tea

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:07:05 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647891 [quote Vyki]She also told me I was a numpty today for not wanting toast. Shes only 2 :’([/quote]

You didn’t want toast? Your a numpty!

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:05:26 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647883 She also told me I was a numpty today for not wanting toast. Shes only 2 :’(

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:03:19 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647875 [quote Vyki]To quote my daughter “Oh my crikeys!”[/quote]

lol, quotable.

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:59:44 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647868 To quote my daughter “Oh my crikeys!”

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:57:07 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647859 [quote Vyki]Are they real??[/quote]

All are real listings. Most from the rants and raves, personals, or missed connections sections. Funny stuff.

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:53:31 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647858 Are they real??

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:52:13 +0100 Reply from Commander Ikari /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647852 [quote Vyki]
What is craigslist?[/quote]

*shocked face*

read these.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/…

]]> Commander Ikari Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:49:51 +0100 Reply from ddf /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647850 www.ebaumsworld.com the best boredom killer ever

]]> ddf Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:49:26 +0100 Reply from Vyki /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647847 Solitaire is not much fun!
I am good, just bored

What is craigslist?

]]> Vyki Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:48:16 +0100 Reply from DoubleGin19 /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647841 why dont you play with yourself then hehe………….

hey Vyki, how are you today?

]]> DoubleGin19 Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:46:04 +0100 Reply from ddf /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647839 www.ebaumsworld.com

]]> ddf Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:45:35 +0100 Reply from Matt... /post/231415-b-o-r-e-d#reply-4647838 I’m bored tooo. I’m reading about the NFL playoffs and browsing craigslist.

]]> Matt... Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:45:26 +0100