~Shie~'s reply history at Help.com

[quote Max]I’m tapping into your Birthday wishes by reading your thoughts…hmmmm.

As much as all the movie celebrities would probably like to dance for you (in undersized costumes), it would could great havoc.

So instead you have the permission to borrow anybodies pool boy to serve you:) Work it girl, it’s your day. Best wishes and lasting fun:)[/quote]

hehehehehehe… thanks max….

[quote evansent:)]happy birthday hun, sorry i only know rude jokes ;)

whats yellow&stupid?
thick custard, have a good one :)[/quote]

i love rude jokes… hehehehhe.. sometimes they are the best.. lmfao.. hahaha.. thanks … love ya.

[quote ℓινιηg4уσυ]happy birthday hope she will have a great day..[/quote]

thank you hun… i had a great day..

[quote Goodfella]Sorry no jokes , but I do wish you a Very Happy Birthday , do you know you were the first person I talked with when I first came to this site, a long time ago !!! I wish you all the LOVE your heart can hold and then some !!!!!……………….RON.[/quote]

really?? no kidding… wow.. that is neat.. and yes.. it has been a very long time.. i miss the good ol’ days.. but i havent forgotten all my friends.. and often think of you all.. just so busy with all my dr appointments as of late.. hopefully soon.. (next month) that will all be coming to an end.. as im getting rid of most of them.. and hopefully i will be back.. woot woot.. p.s. on my shouts.. i have left my email.. get in touch.. love ya.

[quote SingerInPurple]Happy Birthday! And I have a joke!
So this Native American boy goes into to his father’s tent and asks “Why is my brother’s name brown bear?”
and the father replies “Because your mother and I saw a brown bear in the forest while we were making love”
Then the boy asks “Why is my sister’s name running river?”
And the father replies “Because your mother and I were next to a river when we made love next to a river when we conceived your sister”
The boy is satisfied and he gets up to leave, but just then, his father says “Why do you ask broken rubber?”[/quote]

hahahahahahahahaha omfg… i absolutely laughed my as.s off with this joke.. lmfao.. way too funny… lmfao..

[quote elysium]Happy birthday and best wishes, Shie. I hope you have a great day :)

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.[/quote]

hahahahahahahahahaha tooooo funny.. lmfao….
thank you!!

[quote campion]can a cross eyed teacher control her pupils?[/quote]

lmfao.. hahahahahhahaha

[quote Luck of the Irish]Happy Birthday Shie.[/quote]

thank you luck..

[quote Dr. Ralph]Two old men are hunting. One of them has a heart atttack and falls down dead. His buddy calls 911 and says “my friend just had a heart attack and died”. The operator says “first we need to make sure he’s really dead”. There is silence on the line and then a loud BOOOOMMM!!! A voice comes on the phone and says “okay, now what?”[/quote]

hahahaha.. omg.. lmfao…

[quote Dr. Ralph]Two dogs are walking down the street. One turns to the other and says “my life is a mess… my girlfriend is sleeping with a German Shepherd and my master beats me.” His friend says “why don’t you go to a psychiatrist?” He answers “because I’m not allowed on the couch.”[/quote]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

[quote ♥Rαvєr♥]Hallooww lady ;)

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

and

I don’t care what is written about me as long as it isn’t true.

and

now i gotta go to work :( I will try to think of more funnies later! Love ya happy birthday! x[/quote]

love ya raver… thanks for the birthday wishes..

[quote Summer Rain]In the beginning God created the Earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman and since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

I better even things up.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Cause if they all made it, would be hell.

Happy Birthay!![/quote]

lmfao.. thank you..

[quote beatricegalant]Happy Birthday to a wonderful lady! I wish all your dreams to come true and I wish you good health! I miss you on this site.
Take care![/quote]

hi beatrice.. thank you… sorry im not on often.. so many dr appointments take up my time lately.. i do have email.. i check on my phone a lot.. check out my shouts.. i left it in there for those who know me.. hehhehe shhhh its our secret.. lol

[quote Beardyman~~~][quote Beardyman~~~]Edit:Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She got rid of all the W’s

How do you keep a blonde busy? Put her in a round room and tell her to go to the corner

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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you as.s

[quote Dr. Ralph]If a blonde and a brunette fall off a building who hits the ground first? The brunette, the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.[/quote]

lol… hahahahahahahah

[quote Beardyman~~~]that reminds me of a joke. How do you embarass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him what period it’s from[/quote]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. hahahaha… nasty… lmfao.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

[quote Sans]How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.[/quote]

hahahahahahahahaha….. good one.. lmfao.. i have an older lady friend in which i told her a blonde joke and had to literally explain into details why it was funny… and she isnt even blonde… although she should be!!! lmfao… oh boy!! lmfao..

[quote Dr. Ralph]When’s your birthday Shie? “November 18th” she/Shei replys… What year? “every year!”. Lame joke I know. You know you are old when the person checking your ID to buy beer wasn’t even born when you turned 21. Happens to me all the time…[/quote]

lmfao… november 19th.. but close.. lol.. but you are right about them checking your ID and they arent even old enough to buy beer themselves.. lmfao.. shoot.. im just getting to where i dont get ID’d for cigarettes and lottery tickets… and im 35.. lmfao.. hahahahahahahahahahaha

[quote Sans][quote Beardyman~~~]YAY! Does that mean that I pwn ikari and win the contest? and I think you have to use the HTML[/quote]

Hm, so far you’re ahead of ikari but a billion bucks and some abc gum deserve more entries. It’s like when you’re at a carnival or fair, enough people have to play to win the big prizes.[/quote]

hey.. is the genie granting this billion bucks and abc gum.. lmfao

[quote Beardyman~~~]A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano.
“Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!” Says the man.
“Oh, well there’s this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want.”
Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie.
“You grant wishes right?”
“Yes.” replies the genie.
“Hmm, I’d like a million bucks.”
Then, out of nowhere, a million ducks appear, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he goes back into the bar.
“Look, that genie gave me ducks instead of bucks!”
His friends sitting at the table replies,
“Well yeah, do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIE!!!! cake time :)

http://media.photobucket.com/image/fu…

and if a mod gets around to editing this…

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r6…

hahahahahahahahahahaah now that is funny!!!!! lmfao… hahahahahahaha… a deaf genie… got to love him.. lmfao

[quote Sans]Here is the culprit in question, btw.. http://help.com/user/116705-shie If you don’t know her you should.[/quote]

awwwwwww.. sans im so glad we are friends.. you are the greatest!!! im telling ya.. if i was single.. i would have to swoop you up.. lol..

[quote Commander Ikari]What do you call cheese that ain’t yours?

Not-cho cheese.

Do I win?[/quote]

hehehehhehehehe..
you all win.. because you all are great!!! i love you all!!

[quote Fuzzy Pepper]Hi Shie :)

I hope your day is great :)

What did EEYORE say when he looked in the toilet????

“Hi Pooh”

:)[/quote]

hahahaha.. now that is funny and gross all ‘’rolled'’ into one.. lmfao..

first i would like to say…. help bot made my day… birthday post to me and he is talking about suicide.. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. way too funny.. lmfao..

thank you sans… for the birthday post.. i know im late for my own birthday post.. but i only missed it by one day.. sorry.. but im here now.. let the party begin.. hehehe..

WOOT WOOT… happy birthday Miss E…. Scorpios Rule!! Hoping you have a great birthday and don’t forget… all us scorpios like to share… well.. not really but in the case of the second picture you better!!!! lmfao.. love ya, shie.