Mini-Profile

Bacons Hall of Win:
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03-03-09
The Crusades of Help.com
as performed by me (Teh Crusader O’/Teh Crusaderman) and Commander Ikari (squiremoot)
03-13-09
Operation: Furmageddon
Post 1: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Post 2: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
Post 3
Post 4: The Post, The image
Aftermath: Shoutbox Harrassment
04-15-09
Rabbi Yaniv
As performed by me (WOOOOOOOP)
06-30-09
Verbose Troll: Troll Without A Cause
06-30-09 - 07-01-09
The Great Omegle Massacre of 2009
As Performed by me (You) and random strangers during a /r/aid
Trolling a Troll, God’s Burrito, Vulgar Asshole, Hell., HAIL XENU!, A Quality Effort , Doctor Phil has Given Up, Pre Op, BILLY MAYS HERE!, Jupiter, I was all excited, Sign Language, RUV ROO RONG TIME, Safety First
and along the way, i met a hero.
The /b/ravest /b/rother
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Your Rockstar Name Is: Mister Danger

Rock on!
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana

You’re laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you’re quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You’re rarely turned down.
You’re prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.
At your best: You’re relaxed, mellow, and without a care in the world.
What people like about being around you: You’re accepting, non-judgmental, and often quite insightful.
What people dislike about being around you: You can be a little too spaced out and apathetic.
How addicted people get to you: A lot, but they’re having too much fun to notice.
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are Corn on the Cob Soda

Like sucking on a stick of butter
What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?



or go to www.youtube.com/baconator96


i has a flavor?

i knew i shouldnt have killed that goat…
Awarded by
Commander Ikari
to Baconator96 the God
ZOMG!!!CLICK HERE FOR WIN
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455 WATTS
* You could light up 5 light bulbs
* You could power 114 iPods
* You could power 2 Xbox 360s
* 2 of you would be needed to keep a refrigerator running
Scroll \/ down
keep scrolling \/

43%
71% almost there \/
73%so close \/

149,212 People
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You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!

Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.

^women in their natural habitat^


































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Ok, I lied, nothings different.
Where did you grow up?
Atlantis
Where do you live now?
Thule
What is the highest level of education you have attained?
I dont need no edumakation
What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
TV
What's your favorite sport or sports?
TV
What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
TV guy
What hobbies are you into?
TV
What causes are you concerned about today?
The loss of the milkman
If you claim a political party affliation, which is it?
Baconatian
Which religion (if any) do you follow?
Baconificationism
AKA
Dr. Foreman, YeOldeBacon The Bard, /B/acon, God of Gods, Baconator96 the God, Bacon The Omnicient, Bacon in real life, YeOldeBacon the Anon, Ye Olde Bacon The Bard, Baconbyanyothernam, Captain Bacon.























