BaconByAnyOtherName's shout trail with malori* - Help.com

ohhh. well dang, I do love trolling. :)

not at all. just trolling a troll.

Sorry pumpkin, i didnt make it in time… aparently. hope it wasnt reallll private..

woman, read this. now.

*sigh*

kissmeagain 222 @ hotmail. com

i couls get rid of it if i wanted tooooooo

you cannot unsee it.

i think you are a real poop.

hi, friend

copy, over and out.

*currsch*

the rooster crows at dawn

probably a mod, big boy.

i am full. no eating for me.

sorry. is there something you would like me to say for you!?

dammit, who ate my chatting powerss?

what a jerk

now i am definitely watching out for that tricky italian plumber…

mario ate him

okay i will be on the lookout

where is luigi?

dont let that fool you. hes evil. and mario.

he looks like a variation of the giant from Jack and the giant beanstalk

this is evil mario. he will fuck you up.

lol it’s okay i wasn’t really upset i just saw you were on and didn’t reply…

i put 2+1=3 and not the answer i wanted.

srry. i didnt see the shot. my help.com usage is limited nearly exclusively to chat.

srry. i didnt see the shot. my help.com usage is limited nearly exclusively to chat.

even when you ignore me

:(

now when i see your online

i want to cuddle you
to make you stay.

i don’t want you to leave.
i’m sorry things were bad for you…

:)

your welcome, pumpkin!!

why thx you

lol the one with the mustache reminds me of you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZjwJl…

seen it already..

more!!

this is entertaining: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBb1i2…

hmmmmmmmmmmm

maybe… hmmm

would it be entertaining?

are you coming on to me?

i’m sort of bored.

*bats eyelashes*
fix it!
please?

yes?

bacon, darling??

http://help.com/post/193436-can-you-help
thank you!!!!
your my current hero…

sure, link the post to meh.

that is wildly hilarious and a little ironic

well it isn’t really me you are helping.

okay there was a post about an avatar or some such thing, she said it won’t spin on the computer but in her pictures file it does.

i am almost completely computer illiterate
and you are practically a geeenius!

so whattya think? will you help her?
pleeeeeease??

yessss. buy first, i just read this when i clicked a link to register on a site:
“
Are you blind and can’t read the security code? Email Alex at Wrong Planet dot Net”

BACOOOOOON!!

can you help me?
please?

argh!

you are one dense male.

wut?

i laughed but not because you gave it to me!

why are you being nice to me!!???

i am still a little mad!!

ooh i love rammstein!!
and stop being nosey!!

jeeze!

but for now, watch this to get the most laughs youve ever had, the related videos are funny as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBb1i2…

answers will wait for tommorrow, now i need sleep. and rammstein.

thats right, now im reading your shouts in OTHER PEOPLE’S SHOUTBOXES! haahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa!