My friend and i have come to our conclusions about the casting of the most epic KotOR movie ever made
Morgan Freeman - Jolee Bindo
Robert Downey Jr. - Carth Onasi
Ron Perlman - Canderous Ordo
Sandra Bullock - Bastilla Shan
Christian Bale - Revan
Jason Statham - Darth Malak
AnnaSophia Robb - Mission Vao
Bruce Campbell - Voice of HK-47
Frankie Muniz - Trask
Megan Fox - Stripper #1
Fucking Nobody - Jiuhani (the game all but ignores her presence, so we figured we would, too.)
i called her out on being a stupid and she got all indignant with me. SHe wanted to know how to hack into her boyfriends gmail account to see if he was cheating on her, and i told her that shes both an idiot, computer illiterate, and a criminal.
but they do have psychos out the wazoo. lol, theres a guy whos posing like hes out of some anime. hes wearing a trenchcoat with no shirt (as to expose his abs which may or may not be drawn on) a black du rag, sunglasses, combat boots, leather pants, and a katana…and hes sitting on the toilet.
you arent going to hell, if you do it to people that deserve it its considered righteous retribution or something. im going to find an english speaking community with people on it