BaconByAnyOtherName's shout trail with Nante - Help.com

Ah well…

Nice try man.

scratch that, he just told me he cant do anything about it.

i just contacted jeff. if youd like to try and help convince him to swoop in and save the day, id try here:
jeff (at) jrm (dot) c

Do I love pie?

would you like to see help.com restored to its former goodlieness?

Haha Only if man, but Im pretty sure his career is over.

i wish heath ledger would just burst into his home one day and tell them it was all just a joke, and he needed a vacation.

Oooh.

I can see the resemblance sorta, but I really have a hard time recognizing heath ledger without his face covered in make up and him laughing manically…

well one is heath ledger, the other is a guy named Joseph Gordon-Levitt. the only place you may have seen him before is in the sitcom Third Rock from the Sun, where he played Tommy. But recently, he has been announced as the actor whose playing Cobra Commander in the GI Joe movie. I just thought they looked a lot alike.

I know who he is he played the joker and one of those erotic cowboys..

But whats that have to do with the pictures?

how do you not know who heath ledger is?

Guys with thin beards…?

dude…

much better

You know name calling isnt nice…

you moron

cya later. ill be here when you need me.

Thanks man, I gotta get off though but really thanks.

just be ready. its going to hit you. worse than now, worse than ever before. overcome with grief for a time. prepare yourself for that, and youll be through the worst of it. keep only the fond memories in your heart. cherish them forever. never let them go.

Thanks bacon I appreciate that.

Its just gonna be hard for a while

nevermind…id say more, but nothing i could say would make it any better. If you need to talk, im here.

nante, my friend. i have a…proposal for you.

I will check it out, and thanks.

first, if you play video games to any extent, Check it out. second, ill try.

No I never even heard of it…

but I found my avatar in internetland I dont even know where it came from.

could you ask that zymn guy where he found it bacon old pal?

do you have an account on gamesradar.com with the screenname “zymn”? that account has the same avatar as you, and i havent seen it anywhere else before. respond asap plox.

I know!!!

okay. hahaa

why isnt there a chat!? also, join a group for the lulz.

To the chat!

i love your profile. you made it entirely illegible, but it manages to seem like it was on accident. enjoy your win. now TO THE CHAT

friend me:
http://webemo.ning.com/profile/XxXBrO…

Hahaha

wow,

My account is done.

my screen name is XxxSlitwristxxX

emo history, lern it:

ERA:—EMO KIDS WERE:—DRUG OF CHOICE:
______________________________________
1920’s–Flappers—Shit, Dead Animals, sweat, Pot
1930’s–Hoboes—Hooch, Roadkill, Pot
1940’s–Nazis—Hitler, little boys, Pot
1950’s–Beatniks—Poetry, Bongo Drums, Pot
1960’s–Hippies—Pot, Acid, Pot
1970’s–Disco—Cocaine
1980’s–New Romantics—Ecstasy, anal sex
1990’s–Grunge—Heroin, Flannel, Starbucks Coffee
2000’s–Emo—Zoloft, Wellbutrin, NyQuil, Morrissey

Hahaha

Okay.

]Give me a minute

make a fake email with an emo sounding address (always begin with an arrangement of Xs such as “XxX-(yournamehere)-XxX”, that way if its taken, just keep adding X’s until its available. then sign up here: http://webemo.ning.com/
make your screen name just as emo, set your age to late teens, and make sure your place of residence is nowhere near where you live. Now find an emo picture or portrait (NOT FROM THE FIRST 10 PAGES OF A GOOGLE SEARCH) and set it. BONUS points for funny sexual orientation and relationship status, also make sure your profile blurb is emo and full of typos.
Example:
“I cnt toler8 me misrabel existense anymore. Me girlbroke up wit me, Me boy brokeupwi th me. I hav enothung lefte 2 liv 4.”
tell me and ikari your screen name when youre done

I know, I know,
so..
Where do I start?

no, its funny because were trolling them

HAhahaha

Hell yeah, no way Im missing this, Im in.

Emo?

Well, that does go against the Nante code, but I’ll check it out…

look at mine and ikari’s shout trail to get caught up. make sure your screen name is appropriately emo if you decide to join us.

look at mine and ikari’s shout trail to get caught up. make sure your screen name is appropriately emo if you decide to join us.

Haha Failblog never misses anything

What exactly do you propose?

i have a proposition for you.

Oh trust me I know,

Its EVIL!

Help.com FTW!

thep’s help site is a pile of shit. dont trust them! ITS A TRAP!

Your post looks like Bacons…

Your shouts look like Bacons…

you smell like Bacon…

but your names not bacon…

What gives?

wut?

Something is very off here…

Hahahahahha!

Dude that was by far the absolute funniest thing Ive, heard all week.