Samantha's reply history at Help.com

2008-02-08 04:41:26 on Need love , Dont Know What to do.

Get a dog. :)

2008-01-31 20:21:25 on I want to sleep!

Talk to a therapist. It sounds like medication would really help.

2008-01-28 19:00:45 on How many different ways can you think of to cook bacon?

**** now I really want some bacon.

2008-01-28 18:57:24 on Why are there so many damn trolls on help now a days?

Oh thanks. I think they’re reproducing at an alarming rate. Help should have a family planning section for trolls to keep the population down.

2008-01-28 18:55:53 on Why are there so many damn trolls on help now a days?

What’s a troll again?

2008-01-24 17:22:18 on After 7 years of marriage, I may have just found out that my husband never checked to make sure he was divorced from his first wife.

I believe you and your husband must be remarried. I think you should talk to an attorney. Good luck.

2008-01-24 14:03:55 on I just gave the guy I loved away to my ex sister in

Time will make it easier. Sorry. :(

2008-01-11 10:03:53 on What position do you prefer?

I mow my lawn diagonally. It’s tricky.

2008-01-08 21:06:31 on i am looking after a elderly lady, she has mid dementia and forgets things really easy.

Try watching children’s shows and cartoons with her. That would be easy to see and simple.

2008-01-08 19:36:55 on hey ummm….does wearing an elastic band on your

To who?

2008-01-08 19:30:14 on hey ummm….does wearing an elastic band on your

It worked for me. I was a heavy cutter. Good luck. Let me know if you want to talk.

2008-01-01 10:56:08 on I need to take a girl on a romantic date.

Ooh, good idea!

2008-01-01 10:49:34 on I need to take a girl on a romantic date.

Take her sledding at some secluded snow hill

2007-12-30 17:29:07 on What is your New Year’s resolution?

Flossing helps you lose weight I heard. Nah, I wish

2007-12-30 17:21:07 on What is your New Year’s resolution?

Start flossing. It’s my resolution every year.

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