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No kidding haha You too!! I’ve been, busy I guess? haha Haven’t had much time to do anything at all, it sucks!! What have you been up to?

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Hitler was An war hero.

CAUTION, LINKS MAY BE RATED R, AND TO BE FRANK, THIS WHOLE POST SHOULD BE TREADDED THROUGH WITH CAUTION

for the def of an hero, click here

first, you must know teh offishul Nazi rallying cry (sung to the tune of Captain Planet, the song can be found here incase you dont know it)

KAISER! VERSAILLES! INFLATION! WWI! AND HEART! WITH THESE POWERS COMBINED, I AM ADOLF HITLER!

ADOLF HITLER, HES OUR HERO, HE’LL BRING THE JEW POPULATION DOWN TO ZERO!

HE’S OUR HA-TRED MAGNIFIED AND HE’S FIGHTING ON THE ARYAN’S SIDE!

ADOLF HITLER, HE’S OUR HERO, HE’LL GAS THE GYPSIES DOWN TO ZERO!

GONNA HELP HIM PUT ASUDUNDER IMPURE GUYS WITH LOOT AND PLUNDER!

“YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS ADOLF HITLER!”

WE’RE THE SCHUTZSTAFFEL, YOU CAN BE ONE TOO, CUS SAVING THE PLANET IS THE THING TO DO!

DILUTING AND POLLUTING OUR BLOOD IS NOT THE WAY, HEAR WHAT THE FUHRER HAS TO SA-AY!

“ZEE POWA IST JOOORZ!”

Now, onto our story:

the infamous “Führer und Reichskanzler” (german for Furry and Skanky ruler) of germany at least 100 years ago. He was the first man in the modern world to almost give the world a militaristic bitch-slapping in the form Blitzkreig (german for Air-raids, armies, and pointy helmets) until he was pwnt by America and the Soviets. He also killed alot of jews during the holocaust, then went on to invent the Volkswagen, bratwurst, and beer. he is also credited with inventing Emos, as evidenced here:

Hitler was, therefore, a sensitive man, he went to art school when he was younger. He was a vegitarian, non-smoker, and had a mustache. If he were alive today hed listen to The Cure, The Smiths And Depeche Mode. His favorite song would be Crawling by Linkin Park. On the bad side, he dropped out of art school, slept in until 3 each day, and he threw giant temper tantrums if you tried to wake him up. he was pretty much a big angry retard

In 1938 tensions were rising in Europe as Poland would not give Dunkirk (the city where Hitler first had initimate relations with his gay lover, Mussolini) back to Germany. This made Hitler cry, and after he was done being an emo bitch, he got angry. In 1939 Hilter told the leader of Poland to give him Dunkirk and buttsecks or face war. Poland did not agree and a couple German soldiers marched into and raped Poland. After a few days Russia joined the troll on Poland too. Why? Because it’s Poland. That was reason enough.

After Poland was pwned like the bitch it was, Hitler then went on to completely take out Denmark, Norway, Holland and Belgium all in a couple of weeks. Finally, Hitler pwned France as the French just rolled over and took it in the ass. After France was subjugated (Or really just changed hands.), he made it into a bitch called Vinchy France who’s job was to kiss his ass. He then tried to bomb England to surrender and invade Russia for the lulz, but finally he got bored and decided that killing Jews was a better use of his time.

In 1944 the Americans invaded and pwned the Germans in France then they pressed forward toward Germany and in 1945 the Soviets surrounded Berlin and were looking to zerg rush on the Reichstag. Things were not looking good for our hero. Legend has it that Hitler decided that he’d rather die married than die gay. So he married his cousin, Eva Braun, then committed suicide like the little emo he was. In reality, being the angst-ridden man-child that he was, he killed himself ten days after his birthday because some of his friends didn’t show up at his party. It also may have helped that the Russians were about one block away from where he was hiding, and they were hankerin’ for a Hitler lynching. Eventually the Russians descended on the rest of Berlin like a big smelly wall of rape and surprised every surviving man, woman, child and donkey in a 50 mile radius. And Stalin made Hitler’s skull into a spitoon. This is officially recognized as the high point in German history.

hitler gallery:

Fun facts:
* That douche wasn’t even a German, he was Austrian
* He was a vegetarian. Not out of principles but because he had horrible IBS and gastritis and his stomach couldn’t handle meat. He also had terrible breath and smelled bad.
* He actually wanted to become an artist
* He painted houses before he became emo
* He was addicted to meth and had syphilis, just like every other white supremacist
* Hitler was a fantastic painter, he could paint an entire room in one afternoon, two coats
* When his mother was pregnant with him, she wanted to get an abortion but her doctor talked her out of it, talk about your close call!
* Hitler only had one testicle
* Hitler’s Dad was also his Great Uncle

thats why hitler sucks. you may now post ftw, or GTFO.

something youre obviously too retarted to know about. GFFA, srsly

srsly though, go back to your hugbox. GTFO, anywhere but here.

YOURE the one editing my post. retaliation is teh 1st line o defence. go back to 4chan /b/tard

YOURE the goon.

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Hitler was An war hero.

CAUTION, LINKS MAY BE RATED R, AND TO BE FRANK, THIS WHOLE POST SHOULD BE TREADDED THROUGH WITH CAUTION

for the def of an hero, click here

first, you must know teh offishul Nazi rallying cry (sung to the tune of Captain Planet, the song can be found here incase you dont know it)

KAISER! VERSAILLES! INFLATION! WWI! AND HEART! WITH THESE POWERS COMBINED, I AM ADOLF HITLER!

ADOLF HITLER, HES OUR HERO, HE’LL BRING THE JEW POPULATION DOWN TO ZERO!

HE’S OUR HA-TRED MAGNIFIED AND HE’S FIGHTING ON THE ARYAN’S SIDE!

ADOLF HITLER, HE’S OUR HERO, HE’LL GAS THE GYPSIES DOWN TO ZERO!

GONNA HELP HIM PUT ASUDUNDER IMPURE GUYS WITH LOOT AND PLUNDER!

“YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS ADOLF HITLER!”

WE’RE THE SCHUTZSTAFFEL, YOU CAN BE ONE TOO, CUS SAVING THE PLANET IS THE THING TO DO!

DILUTING AND POLLUTING OUR BLOOD IS NOT THE WAY, HEAR WHAT THE FUHRER HAS TO SA-AY!

“ZEE POWA IST JOOORZ!”

Now, onto our story:

the infamous “Führer und Reichskanzler” (german for Furry and Skanky ruler) of germany at least 100 years ago. He was the first man in the modern world to almost give the world a militaristic bitch-slapping in the form Blitzkreig (german for Air-raids, armies, and pointy helmets) until he was pwnt by America and the Soviets. He also killed alot of jews during the holocaust, then went on to invent the Volkswagen, bratwurst, and beer. he is also credited with inventing Emos, as evidenced here:

Hitler was, therefore, a sensitive man, he went to art school when he was younger. He was a vegitarian, non-smoker, and had a mustache. If he were alive today hed listen to The Cure, The Smiths And Depeche Mode. His favorite song would be Crawling by Linkin Park. On the bad side, he dropped out of art school, slept in until 3 each day, and he threw giant temper tantrums if you tried to wake him up. he was pretty much a big angry retard

In 1938 tensions were rising in Europe as Poland would not give Dunkirk (the city where Hitler first had initimate relations with his gay lover, Mussolini) back to Germany. This made Hitler cry, and after he was done being an emo bitch, he got angry. In 1939 Hilter told the leader of Poland to give him Dunkirk and buttsecks or face war. Poland did not agree and a couple German soldiers marched into and raped Poland. After a few days Russia joined the troll on Poland too. Why? Because it’s Poland. That was reason enough.

After Poland was pwned like the bitch it was, Hitler then went on to completely take out Denmark, Norway, Holland and Belgium all in a couple of weeks. Finally, Hitler pwned France as the French just rolled over and took it in the ass. After France was subjugated (Or really just changed hands.), he made it into a bitch called Vinchy France who’s job was to kiss his ass. He then tried to bomb England to surrender and invade Russia for the lulz, but finally he got bored and decided that killing Jews was a better use of his time.

In 1944 the Americans invaded and pwned the Germans in France then they pressed forward toward Germany and in 1945 the Soviets surrounded Berlin and were looking to zerg rush on the Reichstag. Things were not looking good for our hero. Legend has it that Hitler decided that he’d rather die married than die gay. So he married his cousin, Eva Braun, then committed suicide like the little emo he was. In reality, being the angst-ridden man-child that he was, he killed himself ten days after his birthday because some of his friends didn’t show up at his party. It also may have helped that the Russians were about one block away from where he was hiding, and they were hankerin’ for a Hitler lynching. Eventually the Russians descended on the rest of Berlin like a big smelly wall of rape and surprised every surviving man, woman, child and donkey in a 50 mile radius. And Stalin made Hitler’s skull into a spitoon. This is officially recognized as the high point in German history.

hitler gallery:

Fun facts:
* That douche wasn’t even a German, he was Austrian
* He was a vegetarian. Not out of principles but because he had horrible IBS and gastritis and his stomach couldn’t handle meat. He also had terrible breath and smelled bad.
* He actually wanted to become an artist
* He painted houses before he became emo
* He was addicted to meth and had syphilis, just like every other white supremacist
* Hitler was a fantastic painter, he could paint an entire room in one afternoon, two coats
* When his mother was pregnant with him, she wanted to get an abortion but her doctor talked her out of it, talk about your close call!
* Hitler only had one testicle
* Hitler’s Dad was also his Great Uncle

thats why hitler sucks. you may now post ftw, or GTFO.

Hitler was An war hero.

CAUTION, LINKS MAY BE RATED R, AND TO BE FRANK, THIS WHOLE POST SHOULD BE TREADDED THROUGH WITH CAUTION

for the def of an hero, click here

first, you must know teh offishul Nazi rallying cry (sung to the tune of Captain Planet, the song can be found here incase you dont know it)

KAISER! VERSAILLES! INFLATION! WWI! AND HEART! WITH THESE POWERS COMBINED, I AM ADOLF HITLER!

ADOLF HITLER, HES OUR HERO, HE’LL BRING THE JEW POPULATION DOWN TO ZERO!

HE’S OUR HA-TRED MAGNIFIED AND HE’S FIGHTING ON THE ARYAN’S SIDE!

ADOLF HITLER, HE’S OUR HERO, HE’LL GAS THE GYPSIES DOWN TO ZERO!

GONNA HELP HIM PUT ASUDUNDER IMPURE GUYS WITH LOOT AND PLUNDER!

“YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS ADOLF HITLER!”

WE’RE THE SCHUTZSTAFFEL, YOU CAN BE ONE TOO, CUS SAVING THE PLANET IS THE THING TO DO!

DILUTING AND POLLUTING OUR BLOOD IS NOT THE WAY, HEAR WHAT THE FUHRER HAS TO SA-AY!

“ZEE POWA IST JOOORZ!”

Now, onto our story:

the infamous “Führer und Reichskanzler” (german for Furry and Skanky ruler) of germany at least 100 years ago. He was the first man in the modern world to almost give the world a militaristic bitch-slapping in the form Blitzkreig (german for Air-raids, armies, and pointy helmets) until he was pwnt by America and the Soviets. He also killed alot of jews during the holocaust, then went on to invent the Volkswagen, bratwurst, and beer. he is also credited with inventing Emos, as evidenced here:

Hitler was, therefore, a sensitive man, he went to art school when he was younger. He was a vegitarian, non-smoker, and had a mustache. If he were alive today hed listen to The Cure, The Smiths And Depeche Mode. His favorite song would be Crawling by Linkin Park. On the bad side, he dropped out of art school, slept in until 3 each day, and he threw giant temper tantrums if you tried to wake him up. he was pretty much a big angry retard

In 1938 tensions were rising in Europe as Poland would not give Dunkirk (the city where Hitler first had initimate relations with his gay lover, Mussolini) back to Germany. This made Hitler cry, and after he was done being an emo bitch, he got angry. In 1939 Hilter told the leader of Poland to give him Dunkirk and buttsecks or face war. Poland did not agree and a couple German soldiers marched into and raped Poland. After a few days Russia joined the troll on Poland too. Why? Because it’s Poland. That was reason enough.

After Poland was pwned like the bitch it was, Hitler then went on to completely take out Denmark, Norway, Holland and Belgium all in a couple of weeks. Finally, Hitler pwned France as the French just rolled over and took it in the ass. After France was subjugated (Or really just changed hands.), he made it into a bitch called Vinchy France who’s job was to kiss his ass. He then tried to bomb England to surrender and invade Russia for the lulz, but finally he got bored and decided that killing Jews was a better use of his time.

In 1944 the Americans invaded and pwned the Germans in France then they pressed forward toward Germany and in 1945 the Soviets surrounded Berlin and were looking to zerg rush on the Reichstag. Things were not looking good for our hero. Legend has it that Hitler decided that he’d rather die married than die gay. So he married his cousin, Eva Braun, then committed suicide like the little emo he was. In reality, being the angst-ridden man-child that he was, he killed himself ten days after his birthday because some of his friends didn’t show up at his party. It also may have helped that the Russians were about one block away from where he was hiding, and they were hankerin’ for a Hitler lynching. Eventually the Russians descended on the rest of Berlin like a big smelly wall of rape and surprised every surviving man, woman, child and donkey in a 50 mile radius. And Stalin made Hitler’s skull into a spitoon. This is officially recognized as the high point in German history.

hitler gallery:

Fun facts:
* That douche wasn’t even a German, he was Austrian
* He was a vegetarian. Not out of principles but because he had horrible IBS and gastritis and his stomach couldn’t handle meat. He also had terrible breath and smelled bad.
* He actually wanted to become an artist
* He painted houses before he became emo
* He was addicted to meth and had syphilis, just like every other white supremacist
* Hitler was a fantastic painter, he could paint an entire room in one afternoon, two coats
* When his mother was pregnant with him, she wanted to get an abortion but her doctor talked her out of it, talk about your close call!
* Hitler only had one testicle
* Hitler’s Dad was also his Great Uncle

thats why hitler sucks. you may now post ftw, or GTFO.

Hitler was An war hero.

CAUTION, LINKS MAY BE RATED R, AND TO BE FRANK, THIS WHOLE POST SHOULD BE TREADDED THROUGH WITH CAUTION

for the def of an hero, click here

first, you must know teh offishul Nazi rallying cry (sung to the tune of Captain Planet, the song can be found here incase you dont know it)

KAISER! VERSAILLES! INFLATION! WWI! AND HEART! WITH THESE POWERS COMBINED, I AM ADOLF HITLER!

ADOLF HITLER, HES OUR HERO, HE’LL BRING THE JEW POPULATION DOWN TO ZERO!

HE’S OUR HA-TRED MAGNIFIED AND HE’S FIGHTING ON THE ARYAN’S SIDE!

ADOLF HITLER, HE’S OUR HERO, HE’LL GAS THE GYPSIES DOWN TO ZERO!

GONNA HELP HIM PUT ASUDUNDER IMPURE GUYS WITH LOOT AND PLUNDER!

“YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS ADOLF HITLER!”

WE’RE THE SCHUTZSTAFFEL, YOU CAN BE ONE TOO, CUS SAVING THE PLANET IS THE THING TO DO!

DILUTING AND POLLUTING OUR BLOOD IS NOT THE WAY, HEAR WHAT THE FUHRER HAS TO SA-AY!

“ZEE POWA IST JOOORZ!”

Now, onto our story:

the infamous “Führer und Reichskanzler” (german for Furry and Skanky ruler) of germany at least 100 years ago. He was the first man in the modern world to almost give the world a militaristic bitch-slapping in the form Blitzkreig (german for Air-raids, armies, and pointy helmets) until he was pwnt by America and the Soviets. He also killed alot of jews during the holocaust, then went on to invent the Volkswagen, bratwurst, and beer. he is also credited with inventing Emos, as evidenced here:

Hitler was, therefore, a sensitive man, he went to art school when he was younger. He was a vegitarian, non-smoker, and had a mustache. If he were alive today hed listen to The Cure, The Smiths And Depeche Mode. His favorite song would be Crawling by Linkin Park. On the bad side, he dropped out of art school, slept in until 3 each day, and he threw giant temper tantrums if you tried to wake him up. he was pretty much a big angry retard

In 1938 tensions were rising in Europe as Poland would not give Dunkirk (the city where Hitler first had initimate relations with his gay lover, Mussolini) back to Germany. This made Hitler cry, and after he was done being an emo bitch, he got angry. In 1939 Hilter told the leader of Poland to give him Dunkirk and buttsecks or face war. Poland did not agree and a couple German soldiers marched into and raped Poland. After a few days Russia joined the troll on Poland too. Why? Because it’s Poland. That was reason enough.

After Poland was pwned like the bitch it was, Hitler then went on to completely take out Denmark, Norway, Holland and Belgium all in a couple of weeks. Finally, Hitler pwned France as the French just rolled over and took it in the ass. After France was subjugated (Or really just changed hands.), he made it into a bitch called Vinchy France who’s job was to kiss his ass. He then tried to bomb England to surrender and invade Russia for the lulz, but finally he got bored and decided that killing Jews was a better use of his time.

In 1944 the Americans invaded and pwned the Germans in France then they pressed forward toward Germany and in 1945 the Soviets surrounded Berlin and were looking to zerg rush on the Reichstag. Things were not looking good for our hero. Legend has it that Hitler decided that he’d rather die married than die gay. So he married his cousin, Eva Braun, then committed suicide like the little emo he was. In reality, being the angst-ridden man-child that he was, he killed himself ten days after his birthday because some of his friends didn’t show up at his party. It also may have helped that the Russians were about one block away from where he was hiding, and they were hankerin’ for a Hitler lynching. Eventually the Russians descended on the rest of Berlin like a big smelly wall of rape and surprised every surviving man, woman, child and donkey in a 50 mile radius. And Stalin made Hitler’s skull into a spitoon. This is officially recognized as the high point in German history.

hitler gallery:

Fun facts:
* That douche wasn’t even a German, he was Austrian
* He was a vegetarian. Not out of principles but because he had horrible IBS and gastritis and his stomach couldn’t handle meat. He also had terrible breath and smelled bad.
* He actually wanted to become an artist
* He painted houses before he became emo
* He was addicted to meth and had syphilis, just like every other white supremacist
* Hitler was a fantastic painter, he could paint an entire room in one afternoon, two coats
* When his mother was pregnant with him, she wanted to get an abortion but her doctor talked her out of it, talk about your close call!
* Hitler only had one testicle
* Hitler’s Dad was also his Great Uncle

thats why hitler sucks. you may now post ftw, or GTFO.

dont **** with me

youre a retard

Hi. Ive noticed on a couple of your replies that you are being a bit sarcastic and trying to be funny. However it is not being perceived as funny. Please could you tone it down a bit. Thank you. Ditzy and the Mod team.

…very funny..if you state a problem, I’ll help you. If you rely with something besides one, I’ll ignore it. Good luck..

I was lurking until I heard from you. I have allowed you to see my e-mail address, let me know if it works.

Hi :)
How are you?

I am sending my Christmas greetings already, just incase I don’t see you here before the big day, I am sure I will but I would rather be safe than sorry!
So….

Hope you have a Fabtastic Christmas and new year!!!

Emily
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I do like your song…I can’t read it, but I am sure it is a masterpiece judging by your avitar.

Did something happen as a mod that I missed?

I suppose I will add you to my friend list…though you are sort of new and I think too young :-)

I get it…sometimes it is nice to just be a user.

Since you called me an old timer, I have a fair idea of who you are….