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• Hilarious Science Fair Experiments posted (2 months, 2 weeks) ago
  We should all pity the science teacher, for this is what they deal with on a daily basis. Moon Babie…

• A man in a hot air balloon, realising he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. posted (3 months, 1 week) ago
  He descended further and shouted to the lady “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend …

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• I cant think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why posted (3 months, 2 weeks) ago
  cant think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being…

• A man and his wife are awakened early in the morning by a loud pounding on their door. posted (4 months) ago
  The man gets up and answers the door to find a stranger standing in the pouring rain. “I nee…

• Hey everyone. posted (4 months, 1 week) ago
  I need your mental support. My life is getting pretty jagged. just send me some positive energy and/…

• Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. posted (4 months, 3 weeks) ago
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Chef's Top (5) Replies by other users' votes

• (2 votes) OKAY!
  

  Imagine them on the toilet, pooping.
  
  - written 4 months, 2 weeks ago – voted for by mou, hausosnhs

• (1 vote) i lack the motivation to do anything.
  

  “The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.”
  –– Chinese proverb
  
  - written 4 months, 4 weeks ago – voted for by pinkllama9

• (1 vote) In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry.
  

  There is a small island in the Mediterranean Sea that does not appear on any map. It cannot be seen from any other island, nor can any other land be seen from it. On this island is a lighthouse, rotting from age and sea water, that is never lit. There is nothing inside it, save for a spiraling staircase that leads to the top, and an ancient, dusty bookcase.
  
  The case is filled with unmarked books, bound in ancient leather, save for a single space. If you remove a book from the shelf, it will fling itself open in your hands, and the words inscribed in it shall start screaming to the air. You must wrestle the book closed and shove it back on the shelf, or the immortal evil contained within its pages shall break free, and you will be forced to take its place, with pages, ink and binding crafted from your own flesh and blood.
  
  However, if you bring the correct book to the island, and place it in the empty space, the lighthouse will light. As long as it is lit, the world shall enjoy an unending paradise, for all the evil in the world will be contained in the lighthouse. And while it is lit, nothing can go in or out.
  
  The only problem; you will be trapped for eternity with all the evil ever known or conceived, by man or god. And the only way to escape is to douse the light.
  
  - written 5 months, 2 weeks ago – voted for by GuerillaRadio

• (1 vote) Romantic way to ask a girl out?
  

  send her a dead cat with a poem to her stuffed in its mouth
  
  - written 5 months, 3 weeks ago – voted for by Chef, katie kitten

• (1 vote) whats number one on your christmas list?
  

  [quote Richard Cor de Lyon]I dunno… wtf, get me whatever you’d like. I guess I could use some socks.[/quote]
  
  I LOVE SOCKS!!!
  I buy about 370 pairs a year.
  I wear them once, and toss em
  
  - written 7 months, 1 week ago – voted for by [think peace]

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• Sir,
  

  No Sir here. Move along
  - written 2 months, 2 weeks ago

• Food question!
  

  [quote Roltzefly]exactly… wasn’t it only for a garnish?
  
  grate white and milk chocolate, maybe dark too… and sprinkle it on top when they’re just warm, they’ll melt a bit.. and be all colour like…[/quote]
  Its used so you can pick up the truffle and keep your fingers semi clean.
  - written 2 months, 2 weeks ago

• Food question!
  

  [quote Roltzefly]Or…. you could’ve grated real chocolate….!!!
  
  Yeah… I went there…[/quote]
  
  It would have melted
  - written 2 months, 2 weeks ago

• Food question!
  

  no problem. bed time for me!
  - written 2 months, 2 weeks ago

• Food question!
  

  no, whoops, was not thinking about dusted truffles
  
  all the coco is for is the finished product.
  it is mostly for the look
  
  you could use hot chocolate mix, or powderd sugar for the same effect.
  or just eat em with out dusting them
  you know you are just going to eat the truffle batter.
  - written 2 months, 2 weeks ago

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