Nightowl's shout trail with Jason-God of Phallus - Help.com

Hey. Didnt mean to be a prick. I was just relly pissed. I’m feeling much more loverly right now thanks to klonapin. Mmmmmhmmmmm, feels good xD

I’ve been stupid. Thats whats wrong.

hey, what’s wrong?

hehe, I’m glad I’m “cute”. I feel like I’m not very attractive most of the time. Everyone tells me I look good, but for some reason I have a hard time believing them.

yeah see and you look cute in your pic. im 160 lbs. of fat.

lol, muscle mass, I meant fat percentage…i just woke up.

190lbs. but my muscle mass is 18-23%

oh. im 5′4″…well how much do u weigh?

I’m only 5′5″

nope not solid and anyway you’re probably taller than me so 32 is okay for u but im short.

Well thats the same size I am. Are you solid, or…not so much. I know I’d like to be thinner, but being built like a rock comes in handy when I’m fighting.

i am a fatty my waist size is like 32. or really 30 i guess cause my pants are fairly loose.
myspace url = www.myspace.com/xwthwthwtfx
but i dont go on that often. Once a week at the most.

Do you have a myspace?

From what little I can see of you, you dont look fat. Whats your waist size?

thats hot.
my last few b-day parties have been pool parties, but im not so sure i want that this year. I dont like people seeing how fat i am.

Ah, mines October 10th 1990. It rocks having a b-day so close to halloween. My last two parties have been costume parties, costumes rock on so many levels! lol

august 15th 1992

Whens your birthday?

hahaha yeah so 8th grade im a dork. =P

I cant believe you just said coolio…my little sister says that all the time and it bugs the hell out of me lol.

oh coolio.

I’m pretty much a personal assistant to the sensei who trains me. I take phone calls, clean around the Dojo, and sometimes teach class.

oh cool mine is the 12th.
really cool where do u work??
I kind of want a job but i really dont have time..

Yea, mine gets out on the 13th. I cant wait until summer. I finally have a steady job that I enjoy doing so I’ll have some cash.

hahahahha okay.
good. cept i got quite a bit of hw. big project due on thursday.
blahhh i cant wait until school is over. I’m just barely surviving. Oh well, next week is the last full week of school and then finals.
i hate that my school doesnt do dead week anymore..

OMG Me too! lol, thats hilarious. Anyway. how you doin?

haha the most i have ever done in one day is six.

lol, same here…but I dont want to get excessive, I think 4 times is enough for one day! haha

when im bored i masturbate.

Ello! I’m bored as hell…what do you do when you’re bored?

oh haha.
i tink vaginas are repulsive.

lol. I dont really care about their cooties. I just never met a girl I was genuinely attracted to. Every girl I’ve ever dated has always been VERY athletic, and boyish. I’m surprised it took me this long to figure out the truth.

oh… i didnt know that
girls have cooties thats why they taste like fish.
i need a boyfriend.
But there arent any good guys where i live.

I shouldn’t say “as of now”…because I’ve liked both as long as I can remember, but recently I’ve been leaning more towards guys.

No…as of now I consider myself bi, but I think I’m gay.

wait you’re hetero right?

I’m going to hang out with Ryan (nicest dude ever) this weekend so I’m looking forward to that a lot.

hiiiii. thanks. What’s up?

Hey man. Just wanted to get to know you better. From what I have seed of you, you seem like a really cool guy :)

When did I mention drinking? I forgot.

mm thats good.
ehh drink responsibly.

Not much. I’ve been making a lot of new friends. My old ones were dragging me down, they were really immature. The only one that I’m still friends with is Chris, hes like…my best friend. Actually I feel kind of bad because I bailed on him today. We were supposed to hang out at his house, but I had a hangover from the night before so I made something up about not being able to make it.

heyy what’s up?

Hey man. Just wanted to say hi, haven’t talked to ya in a while.