Rowass (The Great)'s shout trail with Commander Ikari - Help.com

Hmmm..

Same as ever. Same as ever.

How fairs your life Commander?

Didn’t think so.

Hahaha, never.

So the love quest is at an end?

Time is a fickle thing Commander. It is has taken it’s toll on me. What I have set out to do is no longer what is keeping me from rejoining this website. What keeps me is what drew me to it in the first place.

Rowass back for a visit? Sweet.

‘llo.

Nice.

Quite well, if Cupid is kind to me I may be returning to the site the day after Valentine’s.

How goes it Rowass?

All night.

How long you staying for?

Of course!

You sure know me Rowass, you sure know me…

Hahaha, with all do respect Sir I do not believe you have the willpower.

By that thought, I am not able either, maybe I should leave too…

No, ‘fraid not Commander, I still haven’t found lady love, so until them I am unfit to give true advice.

Good to see you Rowass. Here to stay this time?

Hello Sir!

Hahaha, I just came back to say hi to mal.

Changing your user name might be in order, your getting on here a lot more.

Look where that got our country, were a trillion bucks in debt with the worst foreign policy in decades.

You’ve just got to stay the course in the long Campaign… Perhaps a surge is needed…

The target? A girl. The missions? Terribly. My life? Awesome.

What target are you currently concentrating your efforts on, and how goes the missions?

As do I most respected Commander. As do I.

I think that will be the hardest challenge of all Rowass.

Hahahaha, no the plan is going wonderfully. I just don’t want to be helped anymore. I want to help. And I don’t think I can do that until I’ve had success in all aspects of life. I just need to conquer the realm of love.

So, your “Get of Help, Work on Life” plan isn’t working? Or am I reading this wrong?

I’ve been fine, lots changed.

No, just a visit. It will be long before the Great Rowass returns, and it will be when he has good news of life success. Which he currently does not… How have you been?

The Great Rowass returns!

Hello Commander.

Everything does that. I’ve been here a long time. It will get better.

Say what you want Ikari, it’s going downhill.

Help isn’t dying. Your interest in it is.

That’s the problem Ikari. I don’t see any posts that appear genuine, and the most popular posts are almost always some stupid club thing. I did the Knights for like a week then I stopped, realizing what I was doing. Help is dying, and becoming a myspace of sorts.

Well Rowass, that’s a shame. That’d be like only using a computer to type, restrict your activities. Try and get more into the purpose of the site. Helping in posts.

I haven’t decided yet. I really only come here to check my shouts.

Glad to hear Rowass.

No I suppose not.

Well Rowass, judging from your billion new shouts, I suppose you haven’t packed your bags quite yet.

Fake?

Helping themselves? explain.

Because this place has become so fake, and everyone is interested in helping themselves not others.

Rowass, talk to me…

Why?

I’m getting close to leaving this site.

Hahahhaha, good ole commander listening to his general.

He is an FMA Character.