Rowass (The Great)'s shout trail with malori* - Help.com

You’ve done a lot in my absence. Pretty cool huh?

You are lucky Malori. Very lucky.

Tell me about it. :P
So I just got back from a week in paradise with my family and Zach. I am on this super high. Nothing can shake my happiness!

Girls are hard to deal with.

What’s taking so long?

Almost.

i am in BFE texas, no internet in the hill country of canyon lake. where are you? are you back yet?

Hey, where are you Mal?

Hehehe, you are so immature….

Ewwwwwwwwww

Oh don’t worry, it is ALWAYS good.

Alright, hey, give Zach some good lovin tonight, for me.

really?

well dude i have to go now, but i will catch you later okay?

Nante without Joy? Can’t say I’m surprised.

No, Nante hasn’t really been talking with me, not since the great Joy\Nante split.

hold on i will send you an invite.

No but good job them! Who are they? The Nantanator?

lmao. he said sure, what the hell.

did you see that post? the one where they were trying to marry us off?

Ok, I’ll hire Nante for the bartender, Chickens for the stripper, and I’ll be the best man.

okay he said he would do it. but he wants a bachelor party.

Well I suppose it is rather gay for you two to get married seeing as how he is a little sissy girl.

he still says no.

:(

What?!?! If I was sitting next to him I’d slap him across the face, then rub his ear gently before biting it off. That Hairless Trickster is getting help.com Married!

:(

he told me no.
he said it was gay.

Yeah well, I’m sure it helped the poor bastard, sorry to keep him from pleasure town, but of course you know who is more important. (Me!)
You know what? You two haven’t gotten help.com married.

Oh emmm geee. he fell over laughing. he thought that was hilarious.

okay i wanna talk with you too.

don’t you have gmail?

No, tell him to think of his grandma now, I want to chit-chat with my dear friend.

lol i think we might not be on much longer, what did i do?!

Rowass wins! Bet you like me a whole lot don’t you hopscotch Tournament!

http://privnote.com/n/zqkdqmktjkqpwexv/

Ok, now a priv for you Mal, don’t let Holy Toaster see this.
http://privnote.com/n/afmlplywknxcqbkq/

but i wanna read it!!!

http://privnote.com/n/zxbfckydnjliilac/

It happens Dollface, helping is hard. I usually just make sarcastic comments or hit on the poster. I’ve done both tonight. So, tell Horny Tree-trunk to read this priv note. Not for your Mal!
http://privnote.com/n/avxnztkfpmoknoqz/

okay fine. but don’t act like you don’t want a little tongue.

and i meant helping hole. as in not really helping like i used to.

Oh, give him a kiss from me! No tongue, we’re men.

me either. that why i think i am in a hekoing hole. i feel like i can’t give advice now that i have so many issues going on. Zach doesn’t believe me.

speaking of, he is actually sitting next to me right now.

Excuse me miss, but I do not believe I can give advice until I have conquered my own troubles.

Oyyy, that is so STUPID! you shouldn’t… it… that is just stupid.

Exxxacttly.

you won’t come back until you get a girlfriend?

Well, not fabulous, still searching for a lady. That’s why my name doesn’t say Rowass, back.

HAI! i am fabulous. not yet but hopefully within a few months. how are you?!

DOLLFACE!!! How ya doin? Did you and Horrible Teabag move in together?

ROW!!

Darn it all, every time I pop on for a quick visit your never here.

I think you get on just to see what is going on and once some one notices you, you jump offline rather than talk to them…. :(

Row?!

will you be back tomorrow?

Hahahaha, ok. I’ll still flirt if I please. But now I must sleep. Goodnight.

that is up to her to tell you but i was talking with her earlier and i know she is realllly taken.