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• (3 votes) how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  

  let us dissect this statement.
  the question:
  how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  and the answer:
  a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  
  now if we look at the question being asked, it seems that we are questioning what a woodchuck would do, and we are predicting what is likely. as this is the case, the answer may be fuzzy, but we might arrive at one nonetheless.
  
  in order to know this, we first must know the motives that may push a woodchuck to chuck wood, so let us look at possible causes for such.
  
  first know that a woodchuck should not be misunderstood, the do not wear a hood, and gardeners think them not good. now that you know that, learn the following.
  
  a woodchuck is a Marmota monax, and was given the name most likely because of the habitat that the indians observed it in, whenever english settlers came over to ammerica. it was a translation of an indian word, appareantly compounded in order to make sense.
  
  most people know the woodchuck by a diffrent name though: groundhog.
  
  woodchucks can eat bark, and other grasses, so it is concievable that a woodchuck could chuck wood for bark substinance.
  
  however, woodchucks tend to like to stay in their borrow, in the day. it would not likely wish to take the effort to chuck wood if it could find other food.
  
  because the “Hibernacula (are) preferentially constructed in soils with good drainage in hedgerows, woods, south-facing inclines, rocky areas, and even haystacks.” we can see that it is likely that a woodchuck would live within range of woods, and hence is not limited by this facilitation from its possible chucking.
  
  so now that we know something about the behavior of the woodchuck, we can further analyze the question.
  
  the next important part of the answer is “would chuck all the wood he could”
  if we examine the implications of this, it would be as if saying the woodchuck had no life. i mean, what self respecting wood chuck would sit around all day chucking wood? it would be reasonable for it to chuck some wood, simply because it could.
  but to chuck all the wood would not be good. dont let me be misunderstood, but one must think of what else the woodchuck should do, and not neccessarily what it would do. you need to remember that woodchuchs hibernate. he needs to go and find a misses woodchuck for goodness sakes.
  
  finally, we come to the final part of the answer: “if a woodchuck could chuck wood”
  
  this is implying that a woodchuck currently cant chuck wood. but woodchucks have teeth, and teeth can naw and chuck wood fairly well enough… but it only specifies the answer and as such will be left out of our analysis.
  
  so, based on the reasons provided i suggest this alternative:
  
  a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck should chuck, but only as much as is good for the woodchucks need of wood.
  
  does anyone find any reason to dispute this?
  
  works cited:
  “woodchuck.” The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton     Mifflin Company, 2004. Answers.com 19 Mar. 2008. http://www.answers.com/topic/woodchuck
  “woodchuck.” Grzimek’s Animal Life Encyclopedia. The Gale Group, Inc, 2005.     Answers.com 19 Mar. 2008. http://www.answers.com/topic/woodchuck
  
  - written 5 years, 2 months ago – voted for by MittensInSummertime, Commander Ikari, BaconByAnyOtherName

• (2 votes) hey im new here…wanna chat or share pics?
  

  lol you always wonder what kind of scary guy is behind these kind of posts…
  
  - written 2 years, 3 months ago – voted for by Pink Freud, Mitzy★

• (2 votes) Are their happy endings in real life?
  

  curtains aren’t drawn yet. request a new song.
  
  - written 3 years, 6 months ago – voted for by MyNameIS_CharloTTe

• (1 vote) People discuss philosophy as if they are eternal beings
  

  philosophy is … philosophy…
  
  but eternal life belongs to jesus…
  
  - written 1 month, 4 weeks ago – voted for by michele_lee_perry

• (1 vote) How to make myself want to go to bed?
  

  the most important thing ive learned is thus on this issue:
  
  turn off the computer.
  
  - written 3 months ago – voted for by emerge

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• Happy easter or whatever.
  

  Hi Snar. It is a Good Friday, no? I wish a Happy Easter to you too.
  
  As for the Easter bunny thing, .. bunnies don’t even lay eggs… … I don’t get it either.
  - written 1 month, 3 weeks ago

• Was Jesus Christ just a man?
  

  What if we define sin as anything that hurts other people, or beings?
  
  If that is sin, and that is what God is concerned about, then why would you want to exclude morality from living?
  
  And what if God is also hurt by our actions?… asdfasdfasdfasdf
  
  Ok, I have spoke enough, here, on to other postsssss…
  - written 1 month, 3 weeks ago

• Was Jesus Christ just a man?
  

  Unless someone’s words are more trustworthy than another persons words. Then its the ones who love the most who will be heard.
  
  There is good reason that Jesus would tell his disciples that they will be known by how they love, and how he would leave them with a spirit of truth…
  
  You are however correct, I have no intention to offer proof, even if I have proof.
  I have found that no matter what the evidence says, people will believe whatever they want to believe.
  
  Surely you can agree with that last statement…. lol, probably feel that way about me.
  - written 1 month, 3 weeks ago

• Was Jesus Christ just a man?
  

  Because, if you don’t believe me for my words… believe me for the effects of what I say.
  
  The only reason you should believe is if you could see the effects as I speak, and the words come together in good sense.
  
  And that is why I must continue to speak, because when my words are judged, I hope you will see that they come together to form strong reasoning…
  - written 1 month, 3 weeks ago

• Was Jesus Christ just a man?
  

  I won’t argue your point that it can be said of every religion. All I can tell you is, I am convinced in ways that I am willing to beg people to hear it…
  
  Is my testimony nothing to you? Understandable. You don’t know me, and don’t see any reason to listen to me.
  
  I am not arguing proof now, but just telling you truth, directly from the utmost of my ability.
  
  Will you give account that my account is false? Will you give of a different truth?
  
  Shall I try to stump your mind when, by all means, you might be smarter than me? Will I try to reach you by gaining your respect?
  
  No, but I’ll go through hell to tell you what I know, and I am sold. I am convinced. I have no doubt. I will embrace ridicule if i must though, but all i can do is say and say again… Jesus was really something different than anything else in real history…
  - written 1 month, 3 weeks ago

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